Bran
@bagelbran.bsky.social
28 - h/h - Dumpster Fire
Banjo & Kazooie Nuts & Bolts was ahead of its time and Tears of the Kingdom is a SAD RIP-OFF. I AM THE #1 NUTS & BOLTS STAN.
Banjo & Kazooie Nuts & Bolts was ahead of its time and Tears of the Kingdom is a SAD RIP-OFF. I AM THE #1 NUTS & BOLTS STAN.
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Bran
@bagelbran.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I never tweeted except for stupid shit so here’s the best photograph I’ve ever taken in my life. I’m earning a mf photography degree while I’m here.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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21 years ago today, Godzilla: Save the Earth was originally released on the PlayStation 2 in NA. It was developed by Pipeworks Software and published by Atari, Inc.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
21 years ago today, Godzilla: Save the Earth was originally released on the PlayStation 2 in NA. It was developed by Pipeworks Software and published by Atari, Inc.
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like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
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Hooters Remembers 9/11
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Hooters Remembers 9/11
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You're JOKING this was approved. The move of large corporations, particularly Nintendo, patenting obvious gameplay ideas that just happen to be executed via software is one of the greatest threats to game development and creativity. How is the USPTO approving these. (Claim breakdown below)
September 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You're JOKING this was approved. The move of large corporations, particularly Nintendo, patenting obvious gameplay ideas that just happen to be executed via software is one of the greatest threats to game development and creativity. How is the USPTO approving these. (Claim breakdown below)
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He's dead.
Donald Trump was supposed to make remarks from the Oval Office 90 minutes ago. It still hasn't happened, and there's no sign it's happening soon. C-SPAN dropped the event from their schedule. Is it canceled? Is the president running late? Who knows!
September 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He's dead.
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YouTubers in five years:
Please remember to subscribe!
And leave a comment! And a Like.
…and click that little bell!
…also turn off Restricted Mode.
Keep your account in the Awareness state.
Prostrate yourself before the throne of Kraal.
Opt-out of Bio-Sync features.
Flay the Skinwitches.
Please remember to subscribe!
And leave a comment! And a Like.
…and click that little bell!
…also turn off Restricted Mode.
Keep your account in the Awareness state.
Prostrate yourself before the throne of Kraal.
Opt-out of Bio-Sync features.
Flay the Skinwitches.
September 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
YouTubers in five years:
Please remember to subscribe!
And leave a comment! And a Like.
…and click that little bell!
…also turn off Restricted Mode.
Keep your account in the Awareness state.
Prostrate yourself before the throne of Kraal.
Opt-out of Bio-Sync features.
Flay the Skinwitches.
Please remember to subscribe!
And leave a comment! And a Like.
…and click that little bell!
…also turn off Restricted Mode.
Keep your account in the Awareness state.
Prostrate yourself before the throne of Kraal.
Opt-out of Bio-Sync features.
Flay the Skinwitches.
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omggg guys its that building from expedition 33
September 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
omggg guys its that building from expedition 33
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Do you think Elon is sad about this?
September 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Do you think Elon is sad about this?
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Posting this for no reason.
September 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Posting this for no reason.
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hi fellow christ-lovers, its me mangalawyer coming at you with a 39 post thread where ive conducted exhaustive analysis on the breast size of a video game character vis a vis the one in the original title 20 years ago. for christ
September 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
hi fellow christ-lovers, its me mangalawyer coming at you with a 39 post thread where ive conducted exhaustive analysis on the breast size of a video game character vis a vis the one in the original title 20 years ago. for christ
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I promise to all of you if I get into a fight I will die in the ring
August 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I promise to all of you if I get into a fight I will die in the ring
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July 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I bet elephants are mostly happy. Being an elephant has got to be a pretty solid experience
August 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I bet elephants are mostly happy. Being an elephant has got to be a pretty solid experience
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my favorite part about bluesky is that it has all the people in the world that still don’t know what the onion is
July 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
my favorite part about bluesky is that it has all the people in the world that still don’t know what the onion is
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bluesky is boring guys there isn’t even an AI chatbot that tells you to worship hitler
July 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
bluesky is boring guys there isn’t even an AI chatbot that tells you to worship hitler
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like its not a good movie, but it is one of the best movies ever made
July 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
like its not a good movie, but it is one of the best movies ever made
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I watched Queen of the Damned.
If I had watched that movie as a bisexual goth teenager I would have imploded.
If I had watched that movie as a bisexual goth teenager I would have imploded.
July 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I watched Queen of the Damned.
If I had watched that movie as a bisexual goth teenager I would have imploded.
If I had watched that movie as a bisexual goth teenager I would have imploded.