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Greg Johnson could afford to ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ sign free agent RHP Tyler Rogers if he didn’t spend so much money on ̶a̶v̶o̶c̶a̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶a̶s̶t̶ donating to republicans
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Greg Johnson could afford to ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ sign free agent RHP Tyler Rogers if he didn’t spend so much money on ̶a̶v̶o̶c̶a̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶a̶s̶t̶ donating to republicans
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The hot stove has been lit.
Reliever market is moving. 👀
Reliever market is moving. 👀
Rosenthal: Emilio Pagán to sign a 2-year, $20M deal with the Reds.
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Who’s going to be the Penn state coach? What are you talking about. Penn State doesn’t have a football team, they never have, it’s absurd that everyone’s worried about who they’ll hire for a job that has never existed
Sources: Jeff Brohm has turned down overtures from Penn State to remain at Louisville. He and the Louisville administration continue to work on new contract terms that should be finalized in the near future.
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Who’s going to be the Penn state coach? What are you talking about. Penn State doesn’t have a football team, they never have, it’s absurd that everyone’s worried about who they’ll hire for a job that has never existed
One small mistake in this episode, the UMass OC is actually Mike Bajakian. Who is the guy Fitz hired to replace Mick McCall when he was finally fired after approximately 1000 years, and who was JUST AS BAD IF NOT WORSE!
You come at the Cookie Man, you best not miss
- We are all in on Winning The Press Conference as our hire evaluation metric. This sport is pro wrestling and will be treated as such
- We talk about Pat Fitzgerald more than any other hire. I'm sure that's a good sign for Michigan State
- Hot dog rave
- We are all in on Winning The Press Conference as our hire evaluation metric. This sport is pro wrestling and will be treated as such
- We talk about Pat Fitzgerald more than any other hire. I'm sure that's a good sign for Michigan State
- Hot dog rave
Cookie Man Defeats Penn State
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 12/03/2025 · 1h 45m
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December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
One small mistake in this episode, the UMass OC is actually Mike Bajakian. Who is the guy Fitz hired to replace Mick McCall when he was finally fired after approximately 1000 years, and who was JUST AS BAD IF NOT WORSE!
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UNIVERSITY TRUSTEE: we are prepared to make you a lucrative eight figure offer to come be the head ball coach here at Massive State University, enrollment 70,000
REGINALD WHITT "JACK" NUTZ III, GRANDSON OF THE GUY WHO INVENTED TRUCK NUTZ: you just wait one fuckin' minute
REGINALD WHITT "JACK" NUTZ III, GRANDSON OF THE GUY WHO INVENTED TRUCK NUTZ: you just wait one fuckin' minute
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
UNIVERSITY TRUSTEE: we are prepared to make you a lucrative eight figure offer to come be the head ball coach here at Massive State University, enrollment 70,000
REGINALD WHITT "JACK" NUTZ III, GRANDSON OF THE GUY WHO INVENTED TRUCK NUTZ: you just wait one fuckin' minute
REGINALD WHITT "JACK" NUTZ III, GRANDSON OF THE GUY WHO INVENTED TRUCK NUTZ: you just wait one fuckin' minute
Believe it or not, YOU are the next head football coach at Penn State. Pack your bags, you’re going to State College tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Believe it or not, YOU are the next head football coach at Penn State. Pack your bags, you’re going to State College tonight.
They’re gonna sign a 2B and then try to trade Schmitty or Fitzy and have no-one bite, then be stuck with three 2Bs and no pitching
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
They’re gonna sign a 2B and then try to trade Schmitty or Fitzy and have no-one bite, then be stuck with three 2Bs and no pitching
They’re calling it one of the hires of all time
Pat Fitzgerald to Michigan State is now official.
News conference at 3 ET Tuesday:
Fitz: “We will restore tradition, and I’m eager to earn the trust of our players, alumni, and fans while competing at the highest level.”
News conference at 3 ET Tuesday:
Fitz: “We will restore tradition, and I’m eager to earn the trust of our players, alumni, and fans while competing at the highest level.”
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They’re calling it one of the hires of all time
We’re calling ICE on anyone and everyone
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We’re calling ICE on anyone and everyone
Guy who hates private equity not for all the normal reasons, but because it prevented his favorite baseball team from signing cool and good players
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Guy who hates private equity not for all the normal reasons, but because it prevented his favorite baseball team from signing cool and good players
I’m gonna be so mad if Imai signs elsewhere and goes on to underperform, and then ownership gets to be really smug about being cheap fucks
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m gonna be so mad if Imai signs elsewhere and goes on to underperform, and then ownership gets to be really smug about being cheap fucks
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the Giants aren’t competing with the Dodgers, despite sharing a division. They don’t want to be the Dodgers. The Giants want to be the Cubs. They want to use their highly profitable big market sports team to fund real estate endeavors.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the Giants aren’t competing with the Dodgers, despite sharing a division. They don’t want to be the Dodgers. The Giants want to be the Cubs. They want to use their highly profitable big market sports team to fund real estate endeavors.
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Even beyond that, the last few years have provided proof that Fitz wasn’t the only Very Special Boy that could win games at northwestern.
And man, even when NU was winning, that offense was UNWATCHABLE
And man, even when NU was winning, that offense was UNWATCHABLE
I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Even beyond that, the last few years have provided proof that Fitz wasn’t the only Very Special Boy that could win games at northwestern.
And man, even when NU was winning, that offense was UNWATCHABLE
And man, even when NU was winning, that offense was UNWATCHABLE
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we really gotta do something about cops who were fired for disciplinary reasons finding work in neighboring jurisdictions like nothing happened
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
we really gotta do something about cops who were fired for disciplinary reasons finding work in neighboring jurisdictions like nothing happened
Do it Fitz, hire Mike Bajakian again
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Do it Fitz, hire Mike Bajakian again
Having a flight become un-delayed is truly one of life’s greatest pleasures
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Having a flight become un-delayed is truly one of life’s greatest pleasures
Just drove past Stanford Stadium and could barely hear myself think over the chants of “Tavita” ringing through the streets of Palo Alto
SOURCES: Stanford is set to hire Washington Commanders QBs coach Tavita Pritchard as its next head coach.
Pritchard once lost his starting QB job to Andrew Luck at Stanford. Now Luck hires him for the head job at Stanford.
ESPN first.
Pritchard once lost his starting QB job to Andrew Luck at Stanford. Now Luck hires him for the head job at Stanford.
ESPN first.
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Just drove past Stanford Stadium and could barely hear myself think over the chants of “Tavita” ringing through the streets of Palo Alto
So did Schill resign because he disagreed with the board on whether or not to pay the bribe?
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
So did Schill resign because he disagreed with the board on whether or not to pay the bribe?
Ate to about 115% full tonight
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Ate to about 115% full tonight
Thankful for a lot in my life, but I sure would be most thankful for the San Francisco Giants resigned free agent RHP Tyler Rogers
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Thankful for a lot in my life, but I sure would be most thankful for the San Francisco Giants resigned free agent RHP Tyler Rogers
Why doesn’t buster posey simply beat the other members of ownership into submission so they will actually spend the money to sign him
MLB executives are choosing the Giants as Japanese star pitcher Tatsuya Imai's landing spot 👀
MLB executives predict Giants will sign Japanese star pitcher Tatsuya Imai in MLB free agency
MLB executives favor the San Francisco Giants in this offseason's Tatsuya Imai sweepstakes.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Why doesn’t buster posey simply beat the other members of ownership into submission so they will actually spend the money to sign him
THE WRIGLEY CURSE IS BROKEN!!! WE’RE FREE
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
THE WRIGLEY CURSE IS BROKEN!!! WE’RE FREE
What is a wildcat? A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!
NORTHWESTERN MOST OF THE YEAR: rawr I’m a purple cat! ha just messing with you. anyways good game!
NORTHWESTERN IN THE GOTHIC FONT: BEWARE, FOUL DRACUL, FOR MY STEEL HUNGERS THIS NIGHT
NORTHWESTERN IN THE GOTHIC FONT: BEWARE, FOUL DRACUL, FOR MY STEEL HUNGERS THIS NIGHT
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What is a wildcat? A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!
Can we burn down wrigley so that they’re never tempted to have a football game there ever again
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can we burn down wrigley so that they’re never tempted to have a football game there ever again