vander's underwire 🍈🍈
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29 | he/(begrudgingly) they
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fic POSTED babeyyy!!! thank you extremely much davy popskull for letting me write this. #vanco #zaundads
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
silco bringing vander as his plus one to some sort of [waves hand vaguely] function and vander isnt used to the dress code so he asks silco what he should wear and silco starts listing off clothes that are slightly too small but vanders kept anyway. enrichment in silcos enclosure.
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 AM
silco bringing vander as his plus one to some sort of [waves hand vaguely] function and vander isnt used to the dress code so he asks silco what he should wear and silco starts listing off clothes that are slightly too small but vanders kept anyway. enrichment in silcos enclosure.
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For the size difference enjoyers. 🫶
February 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
For the size difference enjoyers. 🫶
Reposted by vander's underwire 🍈🍈
size difference but the tall one is treated like a person and not a hypermasculinized and aggressive fetish object that can never be hurt, and is cared for and treated w tenderness.
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
size difference but the tall one is treated like a person and not a hypermasculinized and aggressive fetish object that can never be hurt, and is cared for and treated w tenderness.
we collectively have got to get hornier about vander i’ll go first i need him to do a car wash fundraiser
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
we collectively have got to get hornier about vander i’ll go first i need him to do a car wash fundraiser
on a similar note i do think (older) silco is a lightweight who gets clingy when hes drunk. younger silco could probably chug whatever the zaun equivalent of malört is but older silco is 1 glass in and vander is already playing titty keep-away for the sake of silcos reputation.
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
on a similar note i do think (older) silco is a lightweight who gets clingy when hes drunk. younger silco could probably chug whatever the zaun equivalent of malört is but older silco is 1 glass in and vander is already playing titty keep-away for the sake of silcos reputation.
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Mmmmmmm
Vander in cut off jean shorts.. uwu
Vander in cut off jean shorts.. uwu
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Mmmmmmm
Vander in cut off jean shorts.. uwu
Vander in cut off jean shorts.. uwu
unwell about vanco again lads. i need silco down absolutely catastrophic for vander. vander is just going about his day meanwhile silco is halfway to body worship watching him scratch under his tit
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
unwell about vanco again lads. i need silco down absolutely catastrophic for vander. vander is just going about his day meanwhile silco is halfway to body worship watching him scratch under his tit
tomorrows my first physical in like 10 years and i am catastrophizinggggg 🤪🤪🤪
February 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
tomorrows my first physical in like 10 years and i am catastrophizinggggg 🤪🤪🤪
Do We See The Vision
January 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Do We See The Vision
WAIT. BRAIN BLAST
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
WAIT. BRAIN BLAST
something something felicia hasnt heard from vanco all day, she asks around but no one else has heard from them. goes to the bar to find them. theyre at the counter, silcos hunched over with a septum or lip piercing caught in vanders nipple piercing and theyre arguing. [dolarhyde voice] do u see
January 26, 2026 at 8:43 PM
something something felicia hasnt heard from vanco all day, she asks around but no one else has heard from them. goes to the bar to find them. theyre at the counter, silcos hunched over with a septum or lip piercing caught in vanders nipple piercing and theyre arguing. [dolarhyde voice] do u see
exam tomorrowwwwww gotta write 2 essays in one sitting 😑
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
exam tomorrowwwwww gotta write 2 essays in one sitting 😑
Reposted by vander's underwire 🍈🍈
fic POSTED babeyyy!!! thank you extremely much davy popskull for letting me write this. #vanco #zaundads
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
fic POSTED babeyyy!!! thank you extremely much davy popskull for letting me write this. #vanco #zaundads
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
o shit i should repost the fic link now that ao3 isnt down. i say as though i dont literally have the link pinned
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
o shit i should repost the fic link now that ao3 isnt down. i say as though i dont literally have the link pinned
Reposted by vander's underwire 🍈🍈
(I’m sorry I had to)
October 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
(I’m sorry I had to)
fic POSTED babeyyy!!! thank you extremely much davy popskull for letting me write this. #vanco #zaundads
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
fic POSTED babeyyy!!! thank you extremely much davy popskull for letting me write this. #vanco #zaundads
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
archiveofourown.org/works/78041971
hhhh i wish there was a way to post audio on here, id really like to not have to rely on discord/tumblr for posting instrument covers
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
hhhh i wish there was a way to post audio on here, id really like to not have to rely on discord/tumblr for posting instrument covers
do we see the vision
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
do we see the vision
steeples my hands. weve considered size queen vander right.
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
steeples my hands. weve considered size queen vander right.
ANYWAY jkdfjk so how do we feel about discothèque last drop
January 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
ANYWAY jkdfjk so how do we feel about discothèque last drop
i cant find them often but ive gotta say, i really really appreciate fics where a character's situation really is dogshit and theres no viable way to like. cinderella them out of it and the only possible response is "shit, im sorry its like that, is there anything you need from me?"
January 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
i cant find them often but ive gotta say, i really really appreciate fics where a character's situation really is dogshit and theres no viable way to like. cinderella them out of it and the only possible response is "shit, im sorry its like that, is there anything you need from me?"
zaundads as dudes at the community center gym. vander is the tallest guy there, always wears tiny athletic shorts and a t-shirt from a national park. everyone thinks he works there (he doesnt) but he helps ppl if they ask how the machines work. walks around holding a towel at dick height.
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
zaundads as dudes at the community center gym. vander is the tallest guy there, always wears tiny athletic shorts and a t-shirt from a national park. everyone thinks he works there (he doesnt) but he helps ppl if they ask how the machines work. walks around holding a towel at dick height.