FKDJGHDJK amazing. he made that decision for you.

im sure we'll all fit

incredibly good point. i do think theyd jiggle like flan if hes on his back.

yessssss and the more elaborate the project he tries to undertake

shoves this into my mouth. this is what im talkin about babeyyyyyy!!!!

oh my god.... he shows up at the bar for pub quiz night and it expediently becomes just him and benzo out for blood. which is to say any activity the last drop hosts he is Present.

okay so. in a way singed is to silco as benzo is to vander. both of them are single dads. they go to idk a mixer or something and meet and either get along like a house on fire to the surprise of everyone around them OR they form a gay rivalry. no middle sliders.

honestly if he sees any personal resemblance to the love interest of Railed By Werewolf Dilf thats his own problem

which is a complete coincidence obvs. haha thats weird maybe it's just that dilfs are an untapped market in the romantasy sphere ANYWAY vander as it turns out is an absolute fiend for romantasy. >:3

so the idea is. vander is literally just a normal fucking lad hes just some guy but silco has INTENSE horniness aggression and everything vander does pisses him off sooo badly in a way he has to jork it to later. anyway the love interest in the book silco's writing is very vanderesque

to be fair so does silco, but he's doing that on purpose

cishets having some weird hangup where not being out = lying, stemming from feeling like theyre entitled to know who exactly around them is cishet or not?

waaaa look at themmmmmmm[does the akira slide] is that vander underboob

Weight Of Them On His Chest is vanders middle name

nods. heavy are the whatever that wears the whatever

all good just a case of the morbs 👍