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Agent Rosenflower
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Typhon Baal Hammon, canal habituel.

A jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place.

Sredni vashtar worshipper, bi not afraid.

Masto: @typhon@piaille.fr

Site officiel : baalhammon.fr

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- Harry, it's Agent Rosenflower !

music.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/05...
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December 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Bullshit. They're not going anywhere. They're like cops, threatening to storm off whenever things don't go their way.

Where you going, bitch? Iowa? I don't think so, you live in CA for a reason.
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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to anyone teaching an epistemology class anytime soon, you're welcome
no fucking way
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I was once young, but now I am old, and I remember many, many viruses, exploits, bugs and crashes that happened because of the tiny, insignificant errors that crept into even the most carefully crafted, exhaustively QA'd software over the decades. I shudder to think of what's to come.
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Pareil pour drilfrance.
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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What if I came back just to post goatse
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This. Is. IMMORAL. it is *GASLIGHTING.* And far worse than garden-variety gaslighting, as the victim has much- reduced chances of ever *catching* you at it. It’s not about *them* feeling any better. It’s about YOU feeling better. Anyone who would do this to a relative has abandoned their humanity. 😡
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Vrai de tous les médias, mais mon expérience, c'est que Radio France est plutôt arrangeante sur la participation via Ici (Orléans me concernant). Les médias privés, c'est :
-vous pouvez venir en studio à 18h ? On paie le taxi.
- euh, il est 14h45, et je suis à Orléans
- ah désolé, merci au revoir.
December 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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France Culture me contacte pour passer dans une émission.

Mais ils veulent que j'aille à Paris, et ne prévoient pas de budget pour faire venir les intervenants.

Ils ne sont pas chauds pour que j'intervienne depuis Radio France Grenoble.
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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France Culture favorise donc
- les parisiens
- les communicants (toujours disponibles)
- les gens avec un produit, un livre etc. à placer (le déplacement sera sur le budget promotion)
au détriment des chercheurs lambda de Province. :)

(Difficile de dire ensuite que ce n'est pas germanopratin.)
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
En gros en France on a le choix entre des politiciens débiles mentaux hypnotisés par l'argent (le choix raisonnable et centriste) et des politiciens débiles mentaux tout court (éventuellement hypnotisés par l'argent aussi, mais différemment).
December 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh2R...

Nerdforge found a company made a copycat of her illusory book nook project on Amazon, and had already made like $50,000 in sales the past month selling it.
My project was stolen and sold for profit
YouTube video by Nerdforge
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Three years deep into a "revolution" that's produced nothing of value the bill is, finally, arriving at the table.

Let's spend some time thinking on how (1) self-driving vehicles, (2) robot slaves, and (3) "agents" are all FANTASY TECHNOLOGIES THAT DON'T EXIST.
AI faces closing time at the cash buffet
opinion: Will businesses continue to invest in something that's shown so little return?
www.theregister.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Like no, dude, I don’t need a chatbot. I have an English degree. I can write my own emails.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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En août 2025, nous avions averti sur les risques graves encourus par la France avec les services numériques américains.
Aujourd'hui, le message des Etats-Unis est clair, et Trump finira par mettre la pression et/ou couper des services essentiels comme AWS, Windows, etc.
bonpote.com/comment-trum...
Comment Trump peut mettre la France à genoux en 24h
On sait faire des slips made in France à 60 € pièce, mais pas l'objet qu'on consulte 500 fois par jour. Nous n'avons pas non plus de
bonpote.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Back when the internet was young people kept trying to make spaces for kids online. This kept running into the problem of them being full of the worst adults you can imagine, and some so awful they are beyond the capabilities of most decent people to imagine.
As the anglosphere gleefully sets fire to the internet out of virulent transphobia, one of its main tools is age verification: dividing the internet into one for adults, and one for kids.

And, the *exact same people* are desperately trying to cram genAI into the kids' internet.
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
🦦 Animal #879 🐭
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 4.5

metazooa.com
#metazooa
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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"C'est quand même un évènement" : Michelin restitue 4,3 millions d'euros à l'État. ➡️ https://l.franceinter.fr/ne1
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Reporterre a épluché les amendements déposés depuis 2024 : 783 ont été fournis clés en main par la FNSEA, le syndicat agricole productiviste. La plupart ont été proposés sans modification, et dans l’opacité 🤝 avec @morankerinec.bsky.social
Députés, ils proposent des textes écrits... par la FNSEA
Reporterre a épluché les amendements déposés depuis 2024 : 783 ont été fournis clés en main par la FNSEA, le syndicat agricole productiviste. La plupart ont été proposés sans modification, et dans l'o...
reporterre.net
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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The internet is getting flooded with AI slop. Browsers have AI integrated. Devices have AI integrated. AI boosters have infiltrated all areas of human activity, from the corporate world to schools to government. It's a relentless assault on all fronts.
Firefox browser falls to AI. What do we do now?

where ‘absolutely not’ means ‘maybe later’

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c40i... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20251223-fir... - podcast

time: 9 min 39 sec

pivot-to-ai.com/2025/12/23/f... - blog post
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Même si vous n'êtes pas Nord-Américain, vous connaissez le Plongeon huard (le cri mélancolique omniprésent dans les films, c'est lui). Ça fait 35 ans qu'on sait qu'ils sont empoisonnés par les plombs de la pêche à la ligne. Pourtant, ils continuent d'en mourir aujourd'hui…
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM