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Boobert
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Bluesky reply guy, Philly sports fan, world traveler, theme park enthusiast, chef de cuisine at my house. YNWA 🔴 PSU 🔵
You just *gotta* get the “Hussein” in every time you mention him!
Trump to Saudi officials: "You didn't have a good relationship with Barack Hussein Obama"
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Coming to a chyron near you in October 2026:

“Trump: no vote for me, no dividend for you”
the mother of all timestamps

*TRUMP: WILL ISSUE TARIFF DIVIDENDS PROBABLY MID TO LATE 2026
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Eagles are *not* the best team overall right now lol - talent and depth’s there but coaching/playcalling has constantly left more to be desired.

I’d put the Rams above us right now, even though we beat them earlier this season; Seahawks too, they’ve always been a problem team for us.
The New England Patriots continue to rise and the Buffalo Bills continue to fall.

New Week 11 power rankings: http://dlvr.it/TPCQ7k
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Whoa -- Charlie Brown went to up Lucy last night to tell her that during the kick “I am sticking my foot out… keep your word. I hope you will. She said 'I assure you I will.'"
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Is there a way I can bet my entire life savings that they’re not “gonna work with us?”
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A total own-goal if the GOP accepts this.

…they’re gonna accept it, right?
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:

Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care

"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump Administration 2.0: what Emoluments Clause?
DHS asst sec Tricia McLaughlin also confirmed the CGX was selling Trump Wine—

“The brave men and women of the USCG are pleased to be able to buy Trump wine and cider tax free. We wish you the best in your Pulitzer Prize winning reporting.”

3/
a man in a suit and tie says oh snap no you didn t
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says oh snap no you didn t
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Literally judging books by their cover lol
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
👏🏻stop👏🏻giving👏🏻Mike👏🏻Johnson👏🏻plausible👏🏻deniability👏🏻
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dowdle TD celly shouldn’t have been hit with a flag - it was only two pumps!!
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Smack that Bengal Barrel, baby!
Jesse Miller - Bengal Barrel
YouTube video by Andre Hyland
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Trump 2.0: who’s gonna stop us?
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
October 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
-Phils eliminated in heartbreaking fashion
-Eagles losing to Giants in primetime
a stuffed bee is floating in a pool of water .
ALT: a stuffed bee is floating in a pool of water .
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This guy wants a Nobel Peace Prize so bad, yet he’ll never get one.
Trump to Hannity: "The tariffs have brought peace to the world. I'm telling you they brought peace to the world."
October 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Went there for my bachelor party this summer and had an incredible time. Stayed near Wrigley, food + atmosphere were awesome.
BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW.

While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.
Best Big City: Chicago Wins Award 9th Year in a Row
Learn why Chicago was voted the Best Big City for the 9th consecutive year by exploring our vibrant culture, welcoming inclusion, and so much more.
www.choosechicago.com
October 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Did Mike Johnson watch Frozen recently or something

🎶 conceal, don’t feel… 🎵
Mike Johnson on Jeffries: "I think he has to lighten up. When you show that you're upset -- I get attacked with memes every single hour of every day. I don't react to it. That's what people are trying to get out of you is a reaction. The president was making a joke, okay?"
October 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
SDSU now has some pretty sweet logos.
There’s an alternate version of each that includes turquoise and gold, and hints that those colors might be part of a future expanded palette. 👀

Full release here: goaztecs.com/glyphs
October 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
having Hakeem Jeffries as an ally in an RPG gets you a baseball bat at the start of the game, at the expense of -10 Charisma
PSAKI: When you're back in the Oval Office, what are you going to say to Trump's face?

JEFFRIES: Well I'm certainly going to make it clear that we need a president who actually is focused on his job as opposed to engaging in racist or bigoted stereotypes designed to try to distract or throw us off
October 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Before MLB playoffs begin, my picks:

CLE > DET
NY > BOS
LA > CIN
SD > CHI

SEA > DET
NYY > TOR
PHI > LA
SD > MIL

SEA > NYY
PHI > SD

SEA > PHI
September 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
And now Nexstar announces they’re preempting Kimmel’s show indefinitely.

Pure extortion by the Trump admin - I hate playing this game, but could you imagine Biden announcing they’d threaten fines against Fox News for defamatory language?
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr: "There's actions we can take on licensed broadcasters. It's long past the time that...Comcast and Disney say 'We're not gonna run Kimmel anymore...because we licensed broadcasters are running the possibly of fines or licensed revocation from the FCC.'"
September 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Mo Salah G+A inside of 6 minutes lol

He’s back!
September 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Is it me or does Chris Fowler seem more… subdued calling NFL compared to CFB?
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Farmers across this country literally reaping what they sowed

Shot themselves in the foot and are asking the government to fix the wound
Farmers in deep-red Pennsylvania are struggling to find workers. They're pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution, even as Trump cracks down on immigration.

“We need people to do the jobs Americans are too spoiled to do," said one farmer and three-time Trump voter.
'The whole thing is screwed up': Farmers in deep-red Pennsylvania struggle to find workers
They're pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution, even as the president cracks down on immigration.
www.politico.com
September 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM