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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A GRINING AMERICAN FLAG SKULL "DONT LIKE AMERICA ? WHY WOULD ANYONE LIKE IT????? IMAGINE CRYING FOR THE FLAG " - CANT SAY I WAS EVER A BIG FAN OF IT ALL BUT DAMB ITS NOT GOING SO HOT THESE DAYS IN THE OLD USA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
SUCESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTEN SAYING "SUCCESS IS SIMPLE , SOMEONE LEAVES INHERTANCE OR MAYBE YOUR PARENT'S ARE RICH , LOL EVERY ONE ELSE IS FUCKED " - THE RULING CLASS REPEATS THE MANTRA OF "INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY" ANT TELLS US IF WE JUST WORK HARDER WE WILL BE THE NEXT TO BE RICH - MANY OF DA PEOPLE INTERNALIZE WHAT THE RULERS TELL THEM AND REPEAT IT TO EACH OTHER - GENERAL STRIKE NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
axdeath.bsky.social
@dasharez0ne.bsky.social
when and where do I get aprons, dawg?
July 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else
May 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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mel.bzky.team
millennials realizing they're 38 years old
when i was young i was poor but after years of hard work i am no longer young
March 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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nrcgray.bsky.social
The Great Grey Goose, Hjonk. 🦢
My favorite Dark Souls Boss.

#darksouls
May 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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thelxr.bsky.social
Only important news. (Rat)
May 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WRECKEN A WHOLE CITY AND IT SAY'S " THE WORST PART OF THE WORLD BEING RUN BY DUMB ASSES IS THAT I STILL CANT GET A JOB, LET ME RUN YOUR COMPANY INTO THE GROUND, IM PRETTY SURE THAT I COULD MAKE UNSAFE CARS, WEB SITES THAT LOSE MONEY AND ROCKATS THAT CRASH " - DA SKELTON IS JUST THINKEN ABOUT HOW THE LEAST INTERESTING, LEAST CREATIVE, LEAST LITERATE AND LEAST EMPATHETIC PEOPLE ARE DA ONE'S WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF WHATS GOING ON IN DA CONOMY AND DA GOVERMET, AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN REGLAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME SHOULD GET A SHOT, IF YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO SELL CAR'S TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLERS AT THE CAR COMPANY THEN FUCK IT, I BEEN NOT SELLING CAR'S FOR YEARS, IM APPARENTLY GREAT AT NOT SELLING CAR'S , AND UNLIKE EVERY ONE IN SILICON VALLY I DONT HAVE THE BRAIN OF A SERIAL KILLER AND THE FACE OF A SERIAL KILLER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
May 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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sarahgraley.com
Don't mess with her! 😼
August 25, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
planet earth
August 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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doomsmoker.bsky.social
August 19, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
How I sound when I’m nostalgic for when it was invite only on here
Four panels of an old man talking about the old internet: In those days, the Internet was in black and white. It was only on for three hours a day. We used to get dressed up in our Sunday best to log onto it.
August 19, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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rosemarymosco.com
Inspiring animals I have seen.

Thank you Patrons for your support: www.patreon.com/birdandmoon
A 6 panel comic called "inspiring animals I have seen". Panel 1 is labeled "humpback whales breaching in unison" and shows two whales leaping out of the water, one saying "Behold our skill and power!" Panel 2 is labeled "Osprey that caught a huge fish" and shows an osprey flying with a fish, saying "I am majesty incarnate." Panel 3 is labeled "gull that found a huge dead fish at sea and dragged it all the way to shore" and shows a herring gull dragging a dead fish and grunting "Hnngh". Panel 4 is labeled "Squirrel that missed a jump and fell into a small pond but bravely swam to safety" and shows a damp eastern gray squirrel saying "You saw nothing." Panel 5 is labeled "Crow standing on a no trespassing sign" and shows a crow standing on the sign and declaring "Your pitiful human laws are arbitrary at best." Panel 6 is labeled "Tiny pseudoscorpion clinging to an enormous beetle with one claw" and shows a pseudoscorpion on a beetle's leg saying "I'm going to ride this thing to space!"
August 19, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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jensfoell.de
Happy 88th birthday to Margaret Hamilton, depicted here next to the software she developed together with her team in order to put humans on the Moon
Margaret Hamilton, depicted here next to the software she developed together with her team in order to put humans on the Moon
August 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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tjalamont.bsky.social
He absolutely will not walk around this flowerpot 🐢🪴
Eddie, a desert tortoise, atop a low flower pot that sits on a brick patio and against a green stucco wall. Eddie is crushing the ever loving daylights out of the succulents in the pot, as is his way.
August 17, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: The witch is on bed ready to have sex with a guy. They both look at a corner from the room. She says: "He'll be done in a minute." 2. Panel: Her cat named Lord Nibbles is taking a poop at his cat toilet. He's intensely staring at them. 3. Panel: The guy says: "He's making eye contact." 4. Panel: Witch: "He's establishing dominance. Don't look away."
August 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Speaking of Pussies: It's also INTERNATIONAL FEMALE ORGASM DAY!
August 8, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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sethcotlar.bsky.social
Philadelphia Inquirer showing how it’s done.
FTER THE IVORY TOWER ALLS Will Bunch @Will_Bunch The only thing more shocking than the allegation that a US president took a $10 million bribe from a foreign dictator is that said bribee held a TV news conference and not a single journalist asked about it 5:40 AM • 8/9/24 • 14K Views
August 9, 2024 at 1:04 PM
axdeath.bsky.social
I can get bone out wings, and bone in wings, but I cant get them "just the tip"?
August 4, 2024 at 4:36 AM
axdeath.bsky.social
LinkedIn is where people go to roleplay their worksonas. No human being is born this way.
August 3, 2024 at 12:45 PM
axdeath.bsky.social
Email Subject
"Olympic Fever is Causing People to Play Hooky from Work"

What absolutely and completely nuts AI assembles such a collection of nonsense? Oh it's from LinkedIn.
August 3, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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darrigomelanie.bsky.social
In 2020, Fox News lawyers argued successfully in Federal Court that no reasonable viewer would take Fox News seriously because they don’t report news, but rather “exaggerated” and “non literal commentary.”

That should be a disclaimer required on all Fox News chyrons.
August 3, 2024 at 12:19 PM
axdeath.bsky.social
It's a good thing the 5th Element turned out to be love, because if it has turned out to be singing, he was covering her mouth, and we'd have all died
August 3, 2024 at 12:35 PM