Justin
@awkwardjokester.bsky.social
I like reading 📚, tv 📺, traveling ✈️, cocktails 🍸, and food 🍰🌮🥞🥖! 👬@typicalgabe
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Justin
@awkwardjokester.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Starting a thread of crazy foods and drinks that I try.
I heard about the DiGiorno Thanksgiving Pizza last week and they had it at Kroger. It’s actually really good!
I heard about the DiGiorno Thanksgiving Pizza last week and they had it at Kroger. It’s actually really good!
We are sat for Wicked: For Good! @typicalgabe.bsky.social 🩷💚
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We are sat for Wicked: For Good! @typicalgabe.bsky.social 🩷💚
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"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
I don’t think their only issue is that they dropped diversity program spending, but they’ve proven they aren’t willing to change course on that to win customers back. I haven’t spent money there in over 7 months.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/b...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/b...
Target may have hit rock bottom | CNN Business
Target’s problems are intensifying.
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I don’t think their only issue is that they dropped diversity program spending, but they’ve proven they aren’t willing to change course on that to win customers back. I haven’t spent money there in over 7 months.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/b...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/b...
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Jim Jordan begged someone to not rat out the sexual assault that was happening at Ohio State. He was crying on the phone. Groveling. This man threw out all his dignity to try and cover for horrifying crimes of sexual abuse. Think about that for a moment.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Jim Jordan begged someone to not rat out the sexual assault that was happening at Ohio State. He was crying on the phone. Groveling. This man threw out all his dignity to try and cover for horrifying crimes of sexual abuse. Think about that for a moment.
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It's been like 20 years of the internet reading my private data to serve me custom ads and still the best they can do is "this guy bought some chili peppers so he probably wants 80 more jars"
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's been like 20 years of the internet reading my private data to serve me custom ads and still the best they can do is "this guy bought some chili peppers so he probably wants 80 more jars"
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Imagine watching this and taking it seriously. 😵
Q: Tariffs have been removed from these items at the grocery store. How soon do we expect prices to go down?
Hassett: Prices weren't necessarily going up because of tariffs
Q: So they might not go down?
Hassett: The prices will go down
Q: Because the tariffs have been taken off?
Hassett: Right
Hassett: Prices weren't necessarily going up because of tariffs
Q: So they might not go down?
Hassett: The prices will go down
Q: Because the tariffs have been taken off?
Hassett: Right
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Imagine watching this and taking it seriously. 😵
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Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the reason for the season
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the reason for the season
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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
*Googles players 431 and 432 shirtless
a group of people wearing green sweatshirts with 183 on them
ALT: a group of people wearing green sweatshirts with 183 on them
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
*Googles players 431 and 432 shirtless
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This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
I honestly need this pink nightgown!
Prepping for Wicked For Good on Thursday! @typicalgabe.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I honestly need this pink nightgown!
Prepping for Wicked For Good on Thursday! @typicalgabe.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Prepping for Wicked For Good on Thursday! @typicalgabe.bsky.social
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
April 27, 2023 at 7:19 PM
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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at no point while reading this did i have any idea what the next word would be
New WSJ: After flying an FBI jet to see his girlfriend sing at a wrestling match, FBI director Kash Patel took the jet to a private Texas hunting resort called the Boondoggle Ranch. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Kash Patel’s ‘Effin Wild’ Ride as FBI Director
In just one week in October, he ticked off his bosses with premature comments about a terror investigation squeezed in a trip to the ‘Boondoggle Ranch’ on the bureau jet.
www.wsj.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
at no point while reading this did i have any idea what the next word would be
So excited!! @typicalgabe.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So excited!! @typicalgabe.bsky.social
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Relatable.
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Relatable.
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Ah yes, the thing to revitalize your downtown is to fill it with masked and armed man who routinely pepper spray random people. Everyone loves that.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ah yes, the thing to revitalize your downtown is to fill it with masked and armed man who routinely pepper spray random people. Everyone loves that.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Kim Davis this morning:
a woman with blonde hair is looking out of a window and making a face .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is looking out of a window and making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Kim Davis this morning: