awesomecoates
@awesomecoates.bsky.social
Snark, Sarcasm, Fiber Optics, unapologetically midwestern
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Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
@theskepticsguide.bsky.social “If your beam is big enough and long enough you’ll eventually hit it” and not even a giggle? Evan! Come on he just lobbed it to you.
September 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
@theskepticsguide.bsky.social “If your beam is big enough and long enough you’ll eventually hit it” and not even a giggle? Evan! Come on he just lobbed it to you.
New Pope from Chicago? Are they gonna replace the communion wine with Malort?
May 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
New Pope from Chicago? Are they gonna replace the communion wine with Malort?
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I just perfectly parallel parked a rented Jeep Wagoneer on a busy Minneapolis street. Gonna call this day a win and just coast until tomorrow.
March 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I just perfectly parallel parked a rented Jeep Wagoneer on a busy Minneapolis street. Gonna call this day a win and just coast until tomorrow.
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Idea: X-Files reboot where Mulder has to convince people there are *no* conspiracies or aliens. There's nothing out there.
February 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Idea: X-Files reboot where Mulder has to convince people there are *no* conspiracies or aliens. There's nothing out there.
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Editorial note to @abcnewsnetau.bsky.social:
RFK Jr is NOT a "vaccine critic" or "vaccine sceptic". He is a card carrying anti-vaxxer who has actively opposed all vaccination for more than 20 years. He is an existential danger to public health.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...
RFK Jr is NOT a "vaccine critic" or "vaccine sceptic". He is a card carrying anti-vaxxer who has actively opposed all vaccination for more than 20 years. He is an existential danger to public health.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...
Vaccine critic Robert Kennedy Jr confirmed as US health secretary
Mr Kennedy Jr is a prominent vaccine sceptic and will now oversee vaccine recommendations and food safety as well as health insurance programs for roughly half the country.
www.abc.net.au
February 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Editorial note to @abcnewsnetau.bsky.social:
RFK Jr is NOT a "vaccine critic" or "vaccine sceptic". He is a card carrying anti-vaxxer who has actively opposed all vaccination for more than 20 years. He is an existential danger to public health.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...
RFK Jr is NOT a "vaccine critic" or "vaccine sceptic". He is a card carrying anti-vaxxer who has actively opposed all vaccination for more than 20 years. He is an existential danger to public health.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...
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The Bears need to win a Super Bowl just so we can witness drunk suburbanites try to climb The Bean
February 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The Bears need to win a Super Bowl just so we can witness drunk suburbanites try to climb The Bean
February 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lots of headlines about the American Airlines jet “colliding” with a helicopter. It may be semantic and my outdated pilot training, but the least maneuverable aircraft always has the right of way. Therefore it was the helicopter that did the wrong action. Not the jet.
January 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Lots of headlines about the American Airlines jet “colliding” with a helicopter. It may be semantic and my outdated pilot training, but the least maneuverable aircraft always has the right of way. Therefore it was the helicopter that did the wrong action. Not the jet.
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RFK Jr. is far more than just an “anti-vaxxer.” Over the years, he’s made countless outrageous statements on a wide range of topics. We’ve compiled 10 of the wildest clips—though even that barely scratches the surface.
'Viruses Are Our Friend'— 10 Off the Wall Video Clips from RFK Jr. Resurface on Bluesky
Past comments include denying AIDS and calling vaccinated children "damaged"
www.meidasplus.com
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
RFK Jr. is far more than just an “anti-vaxxer.” Over the years, he’s made countless outrageous statements on a wide range of topics. We’ve compiled 10 of the wildest clips—though even that barely scratches the surface.
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They say if you listen to certain songs backwards you can hear demonic messages, but I listened to an ABBA song backwards and it sounded exactly the same.
January 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They say if you listen to certain songs backwards you can hear demonic messages, but I listened to an ABBA song backwards and it sounded exactly the same.
Good win Commanders and a special shout out to coach David Raih. Even Cowboys fans should be rooting for an organization made up of people like him.
January 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Good win Commanders and a special shout out to coach David Raih. Even Cowboys fans should be rooting for an organization made up of people like him.
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the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"
January 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"
Welcome Michigan fans. We understand you are only rooting for Notre Dame temporarily and out of spite. That’s OK. We will take it.
#GoIrish
#GoIrish
January 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Welcome Michigan fans. We understand you are only rooting for Notre Dame temporarily and out of spite. That’s OK. We will take it.
#GoIrish
#GoIrish
January 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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What’s your favorite song about everybody cutting footloose?
January 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What’s your favorite song about everybody cutting footloose?
Eagles were the better team today. That said, I would love to see a thorough breakdown of that officiating. I do not understand so many of those calls. #GoPackGo
January 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Eagles were the better team today. That said, I would love to see a thorough breakdown of that officiating. I do not understand so many of those calls. #GoPackGo
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Any word on what Dave Coulier thinks about this Alanis Morissette/Renee Rapp duet on New Year’s Eockin’ Eve?
January 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Any word on what Dave Coulier thinks about this Alanis Morissette/Renee Rapp duet on New Year’s Eockin’ Eve?
President Jimmy Carter going to extreme lengths to avoid the upcoming inauguration ceremony
December 31, 2024 at 8:49 PM
President Jimmy Carter going to extreme lengths to avoid the upcoming inauguration ceremony