AV Hiero
@avhiero.bsky.social
Alaska to New Mexico by way of Florida. Online since forever. He/Him. Squandering my education.
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AV Hiero
@avhiero.bsky.social
· Oct 31
8 foot ratcheting tie downs.
I am always saying this
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I am always saying this
REDTVRN to the standard editor.
RETVIRN
February 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
REDTVRN to the standard editor.
A fun fact about me is that I can't taste the difference between salmiak licorice and basic ass black licorice.
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
A fun fact about me is that I can't taste the difference between salmiak licorice and basic ass black licorice.
A different friend was given the advice by his girlfriends romanian grandma: when you move in buy a new carton of salt; if you're still together when you have gone through the entire carton of salt: get married.
I am not demi-* I just have a lot of anxiety about things because I've never done things so I'm approaching this backwards. When we have to buy more salt I'll ask them to be my boyfriend.
February 8, 2026 at 12:58 AM
A different friend was given the advice by his girlfriends romanian grandma: when you move in buy a new carton of salt; if you're still together when you have gone through the entire carton of salt: get married.
After 5 or 6 glorious years of living alone I invited my friend to be my roommate and they accepted. So there is going to be a lot of sour cream and sitting around reading in the living room in my future.
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
After 5 or 6 glorious years of living alone I invited my friend to be my roommate and they accepted. So there is going to be a lot of sour cream and sitting around reading in the living room in my future.
Children loved Buddy Rich
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Children loved Buddy Rich
Ray Bradbury once said that every one has a one million bad words in them. You need get them out as quickly as possible.
I cannot stress this enough: you want to write a book? Write it. Do it now. Don’t wait. There is never a perfect time and you don’t need anyone’s permission. There are always dragons ahead. Not to be dark, but the cliff awaits. Write it in scraps, in voice notes, in a crappy notebook...
February 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Ray Bradbury once said that every one has a one million bad words in them. You need get them out as quickly as possible.
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cause & effect
Cause & Effect: Short Film
YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
cause & effect
If equestrian sports can be in the olympics surely we can get falconry
Mongolia looks awesome, I want her to call her hunting eagle over to peck out my liver
February 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
If equestrian sports can be in the olympics surely we can get falconry
I just had to wait at three different crossings for the same train.
February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I just had to wait at three different crossings for the same train.
Because I was supposed to be out measuring the water table 4 days a week this month my friend has just moved in to dog sit. Well season has turned into a shit show but I gotta say.
My favorite part of living with someone is that I don't hesitate to buy the half gallon tub of sour cream.
My favorite part of living with someone is that I don't hesitate to buy the half gallon tub of sour cream.
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Because I was supposed to be out measuring the water table 4 days a week this month my friend has just moved in to dog sit. Well season has turned into a shit show but I gotta say.
My favorite part of living with someone is that I don't hesitate to buy the half gallon tub of sour cream.
My favorite part of living with someone is that I don't hesitate to buy the half gallon tub of sour cream.
Constructing the Curfrion. A cheese curd in a curly fry in an onion ring.
broke: a single onion ring in an order of fries
woke: a single cheese curd in an order of fries
woke: a single cheese curd in an order of fries
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Constructing the Curfrion. A cheese curd in a curly fry in an onion ring.
Not that I want any more February than necessary but it really feels like 2026 should be divisible by four. Like, that's a pretty good sized number, surely you could fit a couple twos in there.
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Not that I want any more February than necessary but it really feels like 2026 should be divisible by four. Like, that's a pretty good sized number, surely you could fit a couple twos in there.
They got these two puzzles for christmas that are mostly edge and we put this one together in about 4 hours last night. It was a lot of fun.
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
They got these two puzzles for christmas that are mostly edge and we put this one together in about 4 hours last night. It was a lot of fun.
I made black bean soup on Sunday, reheated it yesterday then left the pot out over night uncovered because my friend and I got really into a puzzle.
They've been using it as a dip for tostadas all afternoon.
I know what approximately 80% of you are thinking but I find this behaviour v. attractive
They've been using it as a dip for tostadas all afternoon.
I know what approximately 80% of you are thinking but I find this behaviour v. attractive
January 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I made black bean soup on Sunday, reheated it yesterday then left the pot out over night uncovered because my friend and I got really into a puzzle.
They've been using it as a dip for tostadas all afternoon.
I know what approximately 80% of you are thinking but I find this behaviour v. attractive
They've been using it as a dip for tostadas all afternoon.
I know what approximately 80% of you are thinking but I find this behaviour v. attractive
That prescription strength Parm, that Roquefort Rx
Ask your doctor if pharmaceutical grade grilled cheese sandwiches are right for you.
January 27, 2026 at 6:43 PM
That prescription strength Parm, that Roquefort Rx
Look I'm not in it for the health benefits okay. It's been 6 glorious years since management, coworkers or strangers have told me to smile.
Strange thing witnessed today: man wary enough about covid to still wear a mask walking out of the bathroom without washing his hands.
January 27, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Look I'm not in it for the health benefits okay. It's been 6 glorious years since management, coworkers or strangers have told me to smile.
Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present (who is a menace) chewed on my vacuum's cord a few days ago. I fixed it. No One Tell USCPSC.
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present (who is a menace) chewed on my vacuum's cord a few days ago. I fixed it. No One Tell USCPSC.
Frankly we should put more things in slightly exploding packages.
I kinda love it. A nice little jumpscare as part of your kitchen workflow.
January 26, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Frankly we should put more things in slightly exploding packages.
My furnace is a Rheem Centurion II which uses 2! 12x20 filters which are inserted through the guts of the furnace and must then wiggled ,blind, into 45 degree angled brackets.
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
My furnace is a Rheem Centurion II which uses 2! 12x20 filters which are inserted through the guts of the furnace and must then wiggled ,blind, into 45 degree angled brackets.
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Our Dartmoor walk this morning was mostly bog, very little solid ground. Thinking of Unsuitable Dog Walk Attire, the streamers of this c1930 chartreuse satin evening ensemble would not have fared well. What a shape! Sold via #AugustaAuction #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
January 25, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Our Dartmoor walk this morning was mostly bog, very little solid ground. Thinking of Unsuitable Dog Walk Attire, the streamers of this c1930 chartreuse satin evening ensemble would not have fared well. What a shape! Sold via #AugustaAuction #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Cheese Update: it has been in Albuquerque since Friday and still does not have an estimated delivery.
January 20, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Cheese Update: it has been in Albuquerque since Friday and still does not have an estimated delivery.
Sorry Y'all're gonna want THIS:
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Sorry Y'all're gonna want THIS:
Downside: a dude started getting all aggressive at an old dude at the dog park (the old dude told someone to keep an eye on their dog). P stood between them and then a couple of us joined and walked the guy out of the park.
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Downside: a dude started getting all aggressive at an old dude at the dog park (the old dude told someone to keep an eye on their dog). P stood between them and then a couple of us joined and walked the guy out of the park.