Matthais
@autismofficial.bsky.social
Super awesome epic gamer with a little too much autism and too little patience for 90% of this world
Also British
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how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost
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me with my main man large lego bowser
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
me with my main man large lego bowser
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found the chansey that ate crit tauros body slam
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
found the chansey that ate crit tauros body slam
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Another Metroid dread suit I drew a couple of years ago. #metroid #metroiddread #samus #illustration #art #メトロイド
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Another Metroid dread suit I drew a couple of years ago. #metroid #metroiddread #samus #illustration #art #メトロイド
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Free Turkey via Wall.
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![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
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me when i'm trying to move forward but I didn't realize I hit enter to chat
Bayern Munich have been beaten for the first time this season.
They went 18 games without defeat until the visit to Arsenal.
They went 18 games without defeat until the visit to Arsenal.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
me when i'm trying to move forward but I didn't realize I hit enter to chat
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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Jokes on you, tidal wave of increasingly desperate advertisements trying to recoup a years worth of sales with the holiday season, I've almost literally never had less money to spend! Nothing you say will be convincing enough! We are both scorpion and frog and shall die as one!
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Jokes on you, tidal wave of increasingly desperate advertisements trying to recoup a years worth of sales with the holiday season, I've almost literally never had less money to spend! Nothing you say will be convincing enough! We are both scorpion and frog and shall die as one!
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Popstar resident: I love pancakes
Galactic Nova: I will appeal to your hatred of waffles by sending my drones to murder everyone who has ever eaten one. Horribly. Including you. First.
Galactic Nova: I will appeal to your hatred of waffles by sending my drones to murder everyone who has ever eaten one. Horribly. Including you. First.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Popstar resident: I love pancakes
Galactic Nova: I will appeal to your hatred of waffles by sending my drones to murder everyone who has ever eaten one. Horribly. Including you. First.
Galactic Nova: I will appeal to your hatred of waffles by sending my drones to murder everyone who has ever eaten one. Horribly. Including you. First.
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Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
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Americans made online grifting a profitable business but then got mad that foreigners can do it for cheaper
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Americans made online grifting a profitable business but then got mad that foreigners can do it for cheaper
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no she didn't. that isn't true
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
no she didn't. that isn't true
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could not get this out of my head ever since i made this post
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
could not get this out of my head ever since i made this post