Austino Wiserino
@austinwise.bsky.social
Rapper, traveling cook, dog dad, gamer, knower of things, proud ally to all marginalized groups, future husband to a pretty person. He/him/big dawg
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No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries.
Always money for war.
Always money for war.
June 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries.
Always money for war.
Always money for war.
5 years ago I was sleeping on an air mattress in my friend’s apartment.
Today I’m watching my dogs play in the yard at my new house.
Just keep going.
Today I’m watching my dogs play in the yard at my new house.
Just keep going.
June 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
5 years ago I was sleeping on an air mattress in my friend’s apartment.
Today I’m watching my dogs play in the yard at my new house.
Just keep going.
Today I’m watching my dogs play in the yard at my new house.
Just keep going.
In his natural habitat.
May 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In his natural habitat.
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Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
April 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
I always wish I was a bit older when MMOs were really starting to pop off in the early/mid 2000s. By the time I was old enough to really play, everything cool had already happened, so I just missed them. Like I’m old enough to know who Zezima is, but he was long gone by the time I came around.
March 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I always wish I was a bit older when MMOs were really starting to pop off in the early/mid 2000s. By the time I was old enough to really play, everything cool had already happened, so I just missed them. Like I’m old enough to know who Zezima is, but he was long gone by the time I came around.
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The next tour I go on will actually be a dream come true for me and I can’t fucking wait.
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The next tour I go on will actually be a dream come true for me and I can’t fucking wait.
Yall ever put your leftover queso in your stovetop Mac and cheese?
Thank me later.
Thank me later.
March 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Yall ever put your leftover queso in your stovetop Mac and cheese?
Thank me later.
Thank me later.
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@austinwise.bsky.social top 5 rapper all time
March 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
@austinwise.bsky.social top 5 rapper all time
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I don't think the Dems can stop the firings. But why aren't they proposing legislation that assures those that took the buyout get paid , and that all that are fired, get at least a year severance and health benefits? And any one with a health condition is covered the entire time they are sick?
February 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I don't think the Dems can stop the firings. But why aren't they proposing legislation that assures those that took the buyout get paid , and that all that are fired, get at least a year severance and health benefits? And any one with a health condition is covered the entire time they are sick?
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so much of Being A Right-Winger is just being bitter when other people get the support, validation and accommodation you wish you would’ve received when you were younger
February 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
so much of Being A Right-Winger is just being bitter when other people get the support, validation and accommodation you wish you would’ve received when you were younger
Jesus Christ man.
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Jesus Christ man.
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🎶IF WE LISTEN TO EACH OTHERS HEART
WE’LL FIND WE’RE NEVER TOO FAR APART 🎶
WE’LL FIND WE’RE NEVER TOO FAR APART 🎶
a person is standing in a room with a lot of blue lights shining on them
ALT: a person is standing in a room with a lot of blue lights shining on them
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
🎶IF WE LISTEN TO EACH OTHERS HEART
WE’LL FIND WE’RE NEVER TOO FAR APART 🎶
WE’LL FIND WE’RE NEVER TOO FAR APART 🎶
There’s a kid that comes to the gym and does a handstand and walks on his hands after he does a set and walks by girls who give him the craziest side eye I’ve ever seen whenever he does it. I’m yet to see one person impressed by it
February 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There’s a kid that comes to the gym and does a handstand and walks on his hands after he does a set and walks by girls who give him the craziest side eye I’ve ever seen whenever he does it. I’m yet to see one person impressed by it
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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The whole cast/panel of Gutfeld have major clockwork orange vibes, like during the daytime they walk around high on opium milk beating up homeless people and then talk about how they deserve it together at night. A perfect tv show for the Fox News network.
January 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The whole cast/panel of Gutfeld have major clockwork orange vibes, like during the daytime they walk around high on opium milk beating up homeless people and then talk about how they deserve it together at night. A perfect tv show for the Fox News network.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike
January 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike
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just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
January 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
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I'll just leave this here. Never more applicable than today in a world where meglomaniacs are trying to rule, and we're allowing them.
January 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'll just leave this here. Never more applicable than today in a world where meglomaniacs are trying to rule, and we're allowing them.
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In this week's addition of @privateeyenews.bsky.social
'you can't just call everyone you disagree with a facist'
'you can't just call everyone you disagree with a facist'
January 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
In this week's addition of @privateeyenews.bsky.social
'you can't just call everyone you disagree with a facist'
'you can't just call everyone you disagree with a facist'
I will never root for another AFC South team to win in the playoffs unless it’s the titans. If we must suffer, so should they.
January 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I will never root for another AFC South team to win in the playoffs unless it’s the titans. If we must suffer, so should they.
This is spot fucking on.
Plot of Kingdom Hearts actually really simple: Leonard Nimoy travels throughout time and space to groom all your friends which will give him ultimate power and you gotta ungroom them and stop him
January 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is spot fucking on.