austin crabbe
@austincrabbe.bsky.social
it's me, your old pal aidan
Pinned
if you can't handle me at my scary monsters, you don't deserve me at my nice sprites
devastated to learn that the frog themed masked metal band are in fact human people with human faces
January 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
devastated to learn that the frog themed masked metal band are in fact human people with human faces
guy at the death metal show who stays next to the sound desk like a kid on a school trip too scared to leave the teacher's side
January 31, 2026 at 10:02 PM
guy at the death metal show who stays next to the sound desk like a kid on a school trip too scared to leave the teacher's side
doing everything in my power to avoid being spotted by the guy who wouldn't stop trying to invite me to the football at a festival last year and then dropped his vape pen and sent it skittering across the floor in the middle of him heckling paige kennedy
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 PM
doing everything in my power to avoid being spotted by the guy who wouldn't stop trying to invite me to the football at a festival last year and then dropped his vape pen and sent it skittering across the floor in the middle of him heckling paige kennedy
are you a yard broad or an ass mann
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
are you a yard broad or an ass mann
meant to be fixing my sleep schedule and going to bed early but instead I've learned how to make glitch video art oopsie daisie
January 22, 2026 at 1:39 AM
meant to be fixing my sleep schedule and going to bed early but instead I've learned how to make glitch video art oopsie daisie
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
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We're recruiting a Communications Lead to join our fantastic team. .
We are looking for someone with excellent interpersonal skills who can run our press office and lead the way in creating and implementing our new Comms Strategy.
For more info go to transactual.org.uk/jobs
#hiring #vacancy
We are looking for someone with excellent interpersonal skills who can run our press office and lead the way in creating and implementing our new Comms Strategy.
For more info go to transactual.org.uk/jobs
#hiring #vacancy
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
We're recruiting a Communications Lead to join our fantastic team. .
We are looking for someone with excellent interpersonal skills who can run our press office and lead the way in creating and implementing our new Comms Strategy.
For more info go to transactual.org.uk/jobs
#hiring #vacancy
We are looking for someone with excellent interpersonal skills who can run our press office and lead the way in creating and implementing our new Comms Strategy.
For more info go to transactual.org.uk/jobs
#hiring #vacancy
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It’s so funny that Instagram’s search function uses “meta AI.” I’m just typing the names of muscular women. Not sure why you gotta get a super computer involved.
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It’s so funny that Instagram’s search function uses “meta AI.” I’m just typing the names of muscular women. Not sure why you gotta get a super computer involved.
Dynasty Warriors: Origins dares to pose the brave question "what if you were a mysterious twink every general in Three Kingdoms era China wanted to fuck?"
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Dynasty Warriors: Origins dares to pose the brave question "what if you were a mysterious twink every general in Three Kingdoms era China wanted to fuck?"
[purple Josh Brolin voice]
Actually it's pronounced 'They No Money'
Actually it's pronounced 'They No Money'
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
[purple Josh Brolin voice]
Actually it's pronounced 'They No Money'
Actually it's pronounced 'They No Money'
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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Beaker giving Scrooge his little red scarf, 😭 x ♾️
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Beaker giving Scrooge his little red scarf, 😭 x ♾️
I don't think I talk enough about the fact that the final nail in spotify's coffin for me personally was getting an AI generated sissy hypno song in my recommendations
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don't think I talk enough about the fact that the final nail in spotify's coffin for me personally was getting an AI generated sissy hypno song in my recommendations
telling one guy in the suicide pact it's fancy dress
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
telling one guy in the suicide pact it's fancy dress
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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historians are divided over when the last pink lemonade containing sugar disappeared from our shores, or indeed whether one ever existed in the first olace
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
historians are divided over when the last pink lemonade containing sugar disappeared from our shores, or indeed whether one ever existed in the first olace
there's a thrill and excitement about the way a Southern Rail train constantly feels like it's about to derail that you just don't get from other networks
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
there's a thrill and excitement about the way a Southern Rail train constantly feels like it's about to derail that you just don't get from other networks
that's me in the corner
that's me in the mosh pit
worrying about my headphones
that's me in the mosh pit
worrying about my headphones
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
that's me in the corner
that's me in the mosh pit
worrying about my headphones
that's me in the mosh pit
worrying about my headphones
not to brag or anything but I both started and finished a book today
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
not to brag or anything but I both started and finished a book today
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The guy in the green sweater is hanging on for dear life.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The guy in the green sweater is hanging on for dear life.
my biggest fear is that I'll only be recognised for my chickpea dip once I'm dead.
post hummusly
post hummusly
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
my biggest fear is that I'll only be recognised for my chickpea dip once I'm dead.
post hummusly
post hummusly
Can't stop oiling up my roof. Once you start it's a slippery slope
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can't stop oiling up my roof. Once you start it's a slippery slope