austin crabbe
@austincrabbe.bsky.social
it's me, your old pal aidan
Pinned
if you can't handle me at my scary monsters, you don't deserve me at my nice sprites
my biggest fear is that I'll only be recognised for my chickpea dip once I'm dead.
post hummusly
post hummusly
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
my biggest fear is that I'll only be recognised for my chickpea dip once I'm dead.
post hummusly
post hummusly
Can't stop oiling up my roof. Once you start it's a slippery slope
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can't stop oiling up my roof. Once you start it's a slippery slope
leftist fitness influencer called Communal Gains Strats
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
leftist fitness influencer called Communal Gains Strats
bro if it's the world series why didn't they invite you cause you're my world bro
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
bro if it's the world series why didn't they invite you cause you're my world bro
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
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kids these days are too woke to kill their brothers to claim the sultancy
One of the chief problems of inherited monarchy is that there are either not enough sons or there are too many.
The Ottomans came up with a robust solution, albeit one impractical in today’s hellscape of wokeness.
The Ottomans came up with a robust solution, albeit one impractical in today’s hellscape of wokeness.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
kids these days are too woke to kill their brothers to claim the sultancy
I don't really get Sam Fender
October 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I don't really get Sam Fender
I ate two airwaves gums today,
To see if I still feel
To see if I still feel
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I ate two airwaves gums today,
To see if I still feel
To see if I still feel
I'd love to wander into the forest and become a tree for 18-36 months
September 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I'd love to wander into the forest and become a tree for 18-36 months
Someone give me a job please
What I bring to the table:
-Often awake before noon
-Strong, healthy thumbs
-Adept at talking about the weather and how quickly it's come about
-Spreadsheets with such tabs as Sheet1 and Sheet1 (2)
What I bring to the table:
-Often awake before noon
-Strong, healthy thumbs
-Adept at talking about the weather and how quickly it's come about
-Spreadsheets with such tabs as Sheet1 and Sheet1 (2)
September 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Someone give me a job please
What I bring to the table:
-Often awake before noon
-Strong, healthy thumbs
-Adept at talking about the weather and how quickly it's come about
-Spreadsheets with such tabs as Sheet1 and Sheet1 (2)
What I bring to the table:
-Often awake before noon
-Strong, healthy thumbs
-Adept at talking about the weather and how quickly it's come about
-Spreadsheets with such tabs as Sheet1 and Sheet1 (2)
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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
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If I speak...
🚨 BREAKING | Wes Streeting confirms Labour is actively working to BAN trans women AND trans men from female spaces, describing their presence as "unpleasant".
Streeting confirmed to MumsNet that Labour aims to exclude ALL trans people from single-sex spaces.
(Via MumsNet)
Streeting confirmed to MumsNet that Labour aims to exclude ALL trans people from single-sex spaces.
(Via MumsNet)
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If I speak...
Beth Ditto saying "nope, do not tell me, I don't want to know, I don't do social media" in response to being told how excited people are online that she's on radio 6 is maybe the healthiest thing I've ever heard
September 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Beth Ditto saying "nope, do not tell me, I don't want to know, I don't do social media" in response to being told how excited people are online that she's on radio 6 is maybe the healthiest thing I've ever heard
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imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
A 'drop everything to see' band announcing a local date when I'm already seeing a 'drop everything to see' band 😔
September 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
A 'drop everything to see' band announcing a local date when I'm already seeing a 'drop everything to see' band 😔
the sense of relief opening tiktok and seeing that my favourite geezer on there spent Saturday polishing his wife's car
September 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
the sense of relief opening tiktok and seeing that my favourite geezer on there spent Saturday polishing his wife's car
creams of the scone age
August 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
creams of the scone age
Full marks on the eye test and I didn't even revise
August 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Full marks on the eye test and I didn't even revise
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fuck that fucking doctor "go out tonight and see a great clown" fuck you that man needed antidepressants
August 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
fuck that fucking doctor "go out tonight and see a great clown" fuck you that man needed antidepressants
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Exclusive: Labour sources report that the government is looking into age verification for soggy porn mags in bushes and woodlands.
Conflicting rumours on whether the ban will include discarded dvds.
Conflicting rumours on whether the ban will include discarded dvds.
July 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Exclusive: Labour sources report that the government is looking into age verification for soggy porn mags in bushes and woodlands.
Conflicting rumours on whether the ban will include discarded dvds.
Conflicting rumours on whether the ban will include discarded dvds.
I fear it may be revealing too much about my childhood to share that coke lime tastes like bubble liquid
July 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I fear it may be revealing too much about my childhood to share that coke lime tastes like bubble liquid
still kinda mad about the guy at a charity Pay What You Want raffle who bought multiple tickets and then won multiple times because he was the only person who did
July 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
still kinda mad about the guy at a charity Pay What You Want raffle who bought multiple tickets and then won multiple times because he was the only person who did