Audit Andy, CIA ☭
@auditandycia.bsky.social
Socialist, accountant, and veteran who got tired of being fire hosed with white-supremacist advertisements on Twitter.
A speck of dust that just happens to exist at this point in time.
Don’t worry — the CIA stands for certified internal auditor.
A speck of dust that just happens to exist at this point in time.
Don’t worry — the CIA stands for certified internal auditor.
Pinned
Had a meeting at the hospital about how, with the current administration cutting hospital grants, support services may need to be cut and people will need to be worked harder.
I check the financial statements from tax filings and see that we reported $12.1 million in net income in 2024.
I check the financial statements from tax filings and see that we reported $12.1 million in net income in 2024.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Had a meeting at the hospital about how, with the current administration cutting hospital grants, support services may need to be cut and people will need to be worked harder.
I check the financial statements from tax filings and see that we reported $12.1 million in net income in 2024.
I check the financial statements from tax filings and see that we reported $12.1 million in net income in 2024.
If the Democratic Party and their goons try to prop up Newsom for the 2028 election, we’re going to experience the same results.
We cannot solve the contradictions of capitalism by electing more of the same lukewarm liberals. We need reds in positions of power.
We cannot solve the contradictions of capitalism by electing more of the same lukewarm liberals. We need reds in positions of power.
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If the Democratic Party and their goons try to prop up Newsom for the 2028 election, we’re going to experience the same results.
We cannot solve the contradictions of capitalism by electing more of the same lukewarm liberals. We need reds in positions of power.
We cannot solve the contradictions of capitalism by electing more of the same lukewarm liberals. We need reds in positions of power.
We need McCarthyism for white, Christian nationalists in the government.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We need McCarthyism for white, Christian nationalists in the government.
Sooooo, now that the Democrats have betrayed their base again for the 1092749292738302964820th time — can we do a Socialism?
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sooooo, now that the Democrats have betrayed their base again for the 1092749292738302964820th time — can we do a Socialism?
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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David Graeber, a Jewish New Yorker, would be smiling today to see a Socialist win in his city.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
David Graeber, a Jewish New Yorker, would be smiling today to see a Socialist win in his city.
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I'm begging people to understand that the people on food stamps are either old, disabled, or work shitty jobs with low pay. These aren't people who are too lazy to go out and get a job. Most of them work, and if they don't, it's because they can't.
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm begging people to understand that the people on food stamps are either old, disabled, or work shitty jobs with low pay. These aren't people who are too lazy to go out and get a job. Most of them work, and if they don't, it's because they can't.
Life so bad you can’t even tell people to get a life anymore.
Educational system is so bad you can't even tell people to stay in school anymore
Economy is so bad you can’t even tell people to get a job anymore
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Life so bad you can’t even tell people to get a life anymore.
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Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly
Me this Halloween:
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me this Halloween:
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My psychiatrist a few months ago: I understand your anxiety about the current state of the world and your ability to financially support yourself but I don’t think you have to worry about your benefits being affected.
Me: [Waiting anxiously to see if the VA makes payments so I can afford rent]
Me: [Waiting anxiously to see if the VA makes payments so I can afford rent]
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My psychiatrist a few months ago: I understand your anxiety about the current state of the world and your ability to financially support yourself but I don’t think you have to worry about your benefits being affected.
Me: [Waiting anxiously to see if the VA makes payments so I can afford rent]
Me: [Waiting anxiously to see if the VA makes payments so I can afford rent]
I fucking love socialist urban planning so much. To a lesser degree, US military installations are built in the same way — with clumps of barracks built next to stores, dining facilities, and recreational spaces. Now I live in a neighborhood next to a major road that doesn’t even have sidewalks.
The Crowning Gem of Soviet Urban Planning (Lazdynai, Lithuania)
YouTube video by Jonas Čeika - CCK Philosophy
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October 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I fucking love socialist urban planning so much. To a lesser degree, US military installations are built in the same way — with clumps of barracks built next to stores, dining facilities, and recreational spaces. Now I live in a neighborhood next to a major road that doesn’t even have sidewalks.
Kind of hard to believe that I’ll be losing my CIA designation come January 1st when it enters the inactive phase.
I once dreamed of correcting a system through internal criticism — now I’m a janitor with an accounting degree doing bookkeeping for fun.
I once dreamed of correcting a system through internal criticism — now I’m a janitor with an accounting degree doing bookkeeping for fun.
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Kind of hard to believe that I’ll be losing my CIA designation come January 1st when it enters the inactive phase.
I once dreamed of correcting a system through internal criticism — now I’m a janitor with an accounting degree doing bookkeeping for fun.
I once dreamed of correcting a system through internal criticism — now I’m a janitor with an accounting degree doing bookkeeping for fun.
The USA’s bourgeois class has 1) taken advantage of poverty to fuel Christianity’s membership, 2) twisted that Christianity to foment anti-progressive sentiments across the lumpenproletariat, and 3) used the ambiguity of the Bible to convince Christians that the stories of Revelations are coming.
October 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The USA’s bourgeois class has 1) taken advantage of poverty to fuel Christianity’s membership, 2) twisted that Christianity to foment anti-progressive sentiments across the lumpenproletariat, and 3) used the ambiguity of the Bible to convince Christians that the stories of Revelations are coming.
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DSA affirms our fundamental right to free speech and assembly. We will not be intimidated by the Trump administration’s cronies, and we will continue our struggle for democracy to the end. If you want to live in a free society, join DSA today. dsausa.org/join
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Democratic socialists have an historic opportunity and responsibility to play a central role in continuing the political revolution for the long term. As a democratic, grassroots organization, DSA is ...
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October 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
DSA affirms our fundamental right to free speech and assembly. We will not be intimidated by the Trump administration’s cronies, and we will continue our struggle for democracy to the end. If you want to live in a free society, join DSA today. dsausa.org/join
When I was taking economics classes in high school and college the flaws of capitalism were never discussed. Sure, we talked about unemployment and supply shortages but always in the most sanitized way possible. There is no thought towards the human suffering of our socioeconomic system.
October 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When I was taking economics classes in high school and college the flaws of capitalism were never discussed. Sure, we talked about unemployment and supply shortages but always in the most sanitized way possible. There is no thought towards the human suffering of our socioeconomic system.
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If you’re a working class person trying to understand what’s happening in the west, especially the US right now; red maga and blue maga fascism, and liberal “democracies” all over the west backing israel’s genocide, please don't read 1984 or Animal Farm.
Pick up Lenin’s 'The State and Revolution.'
Pick up Lenin’s 'The State and Revolution.'
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you’re a working class person trying to understand what’s happening in the west, especially the US right now; red maga and blue maga fascism, and liberal “democracies” all over the west backing israel’s genocide, please don't read 1984 or Animal Farm.
Pick up Lenin’s 'The State and Revolution.'
Pick up Lenin’s 'The State and Revolution.'
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America has more tanks than any country in the world. You sound stupid as hell when you call communists "tankies".
September 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
America has more tanks than any country in the world. You sound stupid as hell when you call communists "tankies".
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Fellas, is it gay to use chopsticks?
September 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fellas, is it gay to use chopsticks?
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Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽♀️
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽♀️
Feeling sorry for a sanctioned people who, immediately after czarist rule, had to fight off capitalist counterrevolutions and then a Nazi invasion?
Stop equating this time to the Soviet Union and start equating it to the power that CAPITALISM gave to the Nazi party to prop up their fascism.
Stop equating this time to the Soviet Union and start equating it to the power that CAPITALISM gave to the Nazi party to prop up their fascism.
I grew up in the ’60s and ’70s as a proud American, feeling sorry for people in the Soviet Union forced to live under a system of crushing corruption and cruelty.
We’re those people now.
We’re those people now.
September 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Feeling sorry for a sanctioned people who, immediately after czarist rule, had to fight off capitalist counterrevolutions and then a Nazi invasion?
Stop equating this time to the Soviet Union and start equating it to the power that CAPITALISM gave to the Nazi party to prop up their fascism.
Stop equating this time to the Soviet Union and start equating it to the power that CAPITALISM gave to the Nazi party to prop up their fascism.
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Join us for our Sep General Meeting on Saturday 9/6 at 2:00pm. Snacks will be provided, and kids are welcome! We'll meet at the Belle Isle Library, and there will be virtual attendance option on Zoom.
RSVP at actionnetwork.org/events/okcds...
RSVP at actionnetwork.org/events/okcds...
August 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Join us for our Sep General Meeting on Saturday 9/6 at 2:00pm. Snacks will be provided, and kids are welcome! We'll meet at the Belle Isle Library, and there will be virtual attendance option on Zoom.
RSVP at actionnetwork.org/events/okcds...
RSVP at actionnetwork.org/events/okcds...
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the past months discourse in a nutshell
August 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the past months discourse in a nutshell