Audit Andy, CIA ☭
@auditandycia.bsky.social
Socialist, accountant, and veteran who got tired of being fire hosed with white-supremacist advertisements on Twitter.
A speck of dust that just happens to exist at this point in time.
Don’t worry — the CIA stands for certified internal auditor.
A speck of dust that just happens to exist at this point in time.
Don’t worry — the CIA stands for certified internal auditor.
Let’s fucking goooooooooo! We’ll have internal auditors for internal auditors for external auditors
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Let’s fucking goooooooooo! We’ll have internal auditors for internal auditors for external auditors
Back when gameboys didn’t have built in backlights 🥲 had to buy the lamp accessories if you wanted to play in bed
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Back when gameboys didn’t have built in backlights 🥲 had to buy the lamp accessories if you wanted to play in bed
Get in line, buddy
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Get in line, buddy
Assuring the levels of Hitler-particles are in compliance with the administration’s OMB guidelines
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Assuring the levels of Hitler-particles are in compliance with the administration’s OMB guidelines
You mean buying virtual pictures of monkeys and HAWKTUAH robux is a sign of decline? 😔
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You mean buying virtual pictures of monkeys and HAWKTUAH robux is a sign of decline? 😔
Omg did they invite every single line auditor???
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Omg did they invite every single line auditor???
Hands down one of the most important pieces of literature for budding leftists — especially ineffectual white people who think colonizers respond positively to nonviolence.
Trying to force DSA members to absorb the lessons is an everyday struggle.
Trying to force DSA members to absorb the lessons is an everyday struggle.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hands down one of the most important pieces of literature for budding leftists — especially ineffectual white people who think colonizers respond positively to nonviolence.
Trying to force DSA members to absorb the lessons is an everyday struggle.
Trying to force DSA members to absorb the lessons is an everyday struggle.
You reading Wretched of the Earth? 👀👀
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You reading Wretched of the Earth? 👀👀
All of our systems are designed to funnel workers’ wages to the wealthiest. It has never been a system ‘for the people’ but for the property owners.
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
All of our systems are designed to funnel workers’ wages to the wealthiest. It has never been a system ‘for the people’ but for the property owners.
I wonder if this had anything to do with his virulent anti-Bolshevism stance.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I wonder if this had anything to do with his virulent anti-Bolshevism stance.
Grok is this true
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Grok is this true
*unless they’re homeless* then you just clear out their tents. American politicians and their brand of patriotism doesn’t extend to those affected by capitalism’s need for profit.
To the ruling classes, service members are just pawns in American imperialism.
To the ruling classes, service members are just pawns in American imperialism.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
*unless they’re homeless* then you just clear out their tents. American politicians and their brand of patriotism doesn’t extend to those affected by capitalism’s need for profit.
To the ruling classes, service members are just pawns in American imperialism.
To the ruling classes, service members are just pawns in American imperialism.
I love CRIME and ORC so much
a man laying on the ground with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man laying on the ground with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I love CRIME and ORC so much
Yay for lessons on entrepreneurship which will — *checks notes* — teach inmates how to exploit other people’s labor like the states do with private prisons.
Those inmates will be trafficking people for profit in no time at all.
Those inmates will be trafficking people for profit in no time at all.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yay for lessons on entrepreneurship which will — *checks notes* — teach inmates how to exploit other people’s labor like the states do with private prisons.
Those inmates will be trafficking people for profit in no time at all.
Those inmates will be trafficking people for profit in no time at all.
*taps the Michael Parenti book*
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
*taps the Michael Parenti book*