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Childless cat lady & 30+-yr. caregiver to a cat colony|love writing, jazz, gardening, nature, good food, good conversation, & science|PK evolved to be Atheist|Resist & question authority! 🚫 DMs!
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Jon Stewart nailed it tonight when he asked why is it the Super Bowl halftime performer’s responsibility to unify the country and not somebody else’s.
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Jon Stewart nailed it tonight when he asked why is it the Super Bowl halftime performer’s responsibility to unify the country and not somebody else’s.
Imagine another country's intelligence agency drops the files for public consumption. All of the victims' info redacted, and the culprits' names left visible. Say, oh, idk, Denmark.
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Imagine another country's intelligence agency drops the files for public consumption. All of the victims' info redacted, and the culprits' names left visible. Say, oh, idk, Denmark.
...and is a Black Man! 😂😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
...and is a Black Man! 😂😂😂
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February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Author unknown. But correctly well stated.
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Author unknown. But correctly well stated.
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We can feed 11,000 people for one year with the $3,000,000 we pay to send one old man golfing for one day.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
We can feed 11,000 people for one year with the $3,000,000 we pay to send one old man golfing for one day.
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Go for it! It's sure to be a hit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Toad Pegging" gonna be the name of my Bluegrass band.
Toad pegging. I said what I said.
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Go for it! It's sure to be a hit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toad pegging. I said what I said.
Our friend Lau's Leaf Litter Toad lives in Hong Kong and is known to perform sex-reversed inguinal amplexus, where the female mounts the male from behind and holds his waist while laying her eggs! (photo by C.H.Leung)
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Toad pegging. I said what I said.
There's just one response when Trump wants his name slapped on any and everything, in exchange for already approved federal funds: We don't name things after pedophiles, grifters, rapists, and liars, to name just a few. Maybe Blue Plains (Washington, DC area's sewage treatment plant.) Maybe.
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
There's just one response when Trump wants his name slapped on any and everything, in exchange for already approved federal funds: We don't name things after pedophiles, grifters, rapists, and liars, to name just a few. Maybe Blue Plains (Washington, DC area's sewage treatment plant.) Maybe.
Too late. Fake or not, it's funny only to fascist pig pedos sitting in the Oval. Oh, that might include FElon, too. But it's good Tom...uhhh...Tim Scott did speak up for a change. 🤦🏽♀️
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Too late. Fake or not, it's funny only to fascist pig pedos sitting in the Oval. Oh, that might include FElon, too. But it's good Tom...uhhh...Tim Scott did speak up for a change. 🤦🏽♀️
That quack Oz. So what will Americans do? Buy snake oil products? Flip the USDA food groups pyramid? Eat more beef tallow? Or eat lots of crudités? Eh? Now. What to do about the measles outbreak?
So about 5 ounces per person? Life-changing results, Dr. Oz!
Dr Oz: "We project that America will lose about 100 million pounds this year, which will make folks a lot healthier."
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
That quack Oz. So what will Americans do? Buy snake oil products? Flip the USDA food groups pyramid? Eat more beef tallow? Or eat lots of crudités? Eh? Now. What to do about the measles outbreak?
It's terrible what happened to the ambassador in Benghazi; it was horrible all around; but what does the timing tell us? It's partisan. The Clintons should REALLY push to get the hearing on camera now. So Republicans, please proceed. Epstein + Benghazi? Even Netflix is drooling.
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
It's terrible what happened to the ambassador in Benghazi; it was horrible all around; but what does the timing tell us? It's partisan. The Clintons should REALLY push to get the hearing on camera now. So Republicans, please proceed. Epstein + Benghazi? Even Netflix is drooling.
Every time reporters ask pertinent questions, the stock answer is "national security." Or in the case of fearful leader, "I don't know anything about it." Good grief!
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Every time reporters ask pertinent questions, the stock answer is "national security." Or in the case of fearful leader, "I don't know anything about it." Good grief!
The press conference is a farce. So you arrested a suspect in the 2012 Benghazi attack. Whoopty-do. Now it would be nice if you did the same for ICE agents who've killed and attacked Americans. Even Benghazi won't push out the Epstein files. 2012? Or 2026? Choose wise...oh, fuck it.
February 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The press conference is a farce. So you arrested a suspect in the 2012 Benghazi attack. Whoopty-do. Now it would be nice if you did the same for ICE agents who've killed and attacked Americans. Even Benghazi won't push out the Epstein files. 2012? Or 2026? Choose wise...oh, fuck it.
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This is no longer about politics.
It is about good vs evil.
Remember this. You have not got hate so deep in your soul it makes you evil.
You still have your moral code, and don’t have to pretend to be religious for pseudo righteousness.
It is about good vs evil.
Remember this. You have not got hate so deep in your soul it makes you evil.
You still have your moral code, and don’t have to pretend to be religious for pseudo righteousness.
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 AM
This is no longer about politics.
It is about good vs evil.
Remember this. You have not got hate so deep in your soul it makes you evil.
You still have your moral code, and don’t have to pretend to be religious for pseudo righteousness.
It is about good vs evil.
Remember this. You have not got hate so deep in your soul it makes you evil.
You still have your moral code, and don’t have to pretend to be religious for pseudo righteousness.
A Confederacy of Dunces. frfr
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
A Confederacy of Dunces. frfr
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Tell me how you handled it because it got so bad at my former PCP's office that they would open at 9 am and close at 4:30 pm, and the line was busy all day. If it did roll over, it was the full voicemail box announcement. I got better responses in email, until they just didn't respond.
The pediatrician's office opens at 8:15. I call at 8:20 to make a sick visit appointment for my kid. I have been on hold for 13 minutes thus far.
My kingdom for a direct line to talk to humans to do simple things like doctor's appointments.
My kingdom for a direct line to talk to humans to do simple things like doctor's appointments.
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Tell me how you handled it because it got so bad at my former PCP's office that they would open at 9 am and close at 4:30 pm, and the line was busy all day. If it did roll over, it was the full voicemail box announcement. I got better responses in email, until they just didn't respond.
When you've become the lamest of lame ducks and are even more needy than ever. It's way too late for him to be crafting a legacy. It will be bad.
If only Donald's icy, withholding parents had loved him, none of this embarrassingly needy bullshit would be happening.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump wanted Dulles Airport, Penn Station named after him — in exchange for releasing federal funds
Trump has named several landmarks and initiatives after himself since he returned to office.
www.nbcnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
When you've become the lamest of lame ducks and are even more needy than ever. It's way too late for him to be crafting a legacy. It will be bad.
Oh, that's very calming. Thank you, Paul!
Happy Thursday! We are almost through the week! I thought today's sunrise might be too bland but it turned out to be perfect in its simplicity, and that golden reflective ripple was 100% perfect from horizon to shore. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Oh, that's very calming. Thank you, Paul!
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Trump: You should be investigating Clinton, not me! He’s the real bad guy!”
MAGA Congressmen: Yes sir! Right away sir!
Trump after remembering Clinton could incriminate him under oath: You know, Bill is actually a really great guy. We should probably leave him alone.
MAGA Congressmen: Yes sir! Right away sir!
Trump after remembering Clinton could incriminate him under oath: You know, Bill is actually a really great guy. We should probably leave him alone.
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Trump: You should be investigating Clinton, not me! He’s the real bad guy!”
MAGA Congressmen: Yes sir! Right away sir!
Trump after remembering Clinton could incriminate him under oath: You know, Bill is actually a really great guy. We should probably leave him alone.
MAGA Congressmen: Yes sir! Right away sir!
Trump after remembering Clinton could incriminate him under oath: You know, Bill is actually a really great guy. We should probably leave him alone.
This reminds me of that old one: "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name." 😂😂😂
there's this scene in Despicable Me where Gru says "knocked over!" and the toddler won't stop asking "what does knocked over mean??" (i have tried to explain). but today we were discussing how halloween is in *October* and she was like "oh, 'October' is what Gru says!" and i'm like no but very close
a cartoon character with a scarf around his neck and the words " knocked over " on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character with a scarf around his neck and the words " knocked over " on the bottom
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February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
This reminds me of that old one: "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name." 😂😂😂