RFTB Audrey
@aud.bsky.social
Girl half of Radio Free Tote Bag
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Rn I’m doing the thing where I had all this belief tied up in just getting through til The Time Period was over and being like “if I can get through til (x) it’ll be okay and I’ll feel better” and haha jokes on my ass I don’t feel better now that the holidays are over
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Rn I’m doing the thing where I had all this belief tied up in just getting through til The Time Period was over and being like “if I can get through til (x) it’ll be okay and I’ll feel better” and haha jokes on my ass I don’t feel better now that the holidays are over
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Carpal bunghole syndrome.
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Carpal bunghole syndrome.
Ffffffuck this rocks
been thinking about this lou reed interview again recently
i’ve been watching old lou reed interviews and i’m obsessed with this 50 year old interview and his response to being asked if he identifies as a transvestite or homosexual
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ffffffuck this rocks
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This is the most Tuesday-ass Saturday
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is the most Tuesday-ass Saturday
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Stop what you’re doing and post a gif from ur favorite anime!
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Stop what you’re doing and post a gif from ur favorite anime!
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Hot xmas take: This holiday is fucking gay and overrated. Anyone that likes it more than Halloween is a total tool and definitely a Disney adult (derogatory.)
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hot xmas take: This holiday is fucking gay and overrated. Anyone that likes it more than Halloween is a total tool and definitely a Disney adult (derogatory.)
Had to shit at family Christmas so I announce “Ima go drop some heat, I’ll be right back.”
As I depart the room I hear my mother ask the family “what does that mean? Drop some heat?”
So I holler “TAKIN’ A SHIT BRB”
As I depart the room I hear my mother ask the family “what does that mean? Drop some heat?”
So I holler “TAKIN’ A SHIT BRB”
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Had to shit at family Christmas so I announce “Ima go drop some heat, I’ll be right back.”
As I depart the room I hear my mother ask the family “what does that mean? Drop some heat?”
So I holler “TAKIN’ A SHIT BRB”
As I depart the room I hear my mother ask the family “what does that mean? Drop some heat?”
So I holler “TAKIN’ A SHIT BRB”
I don’t wanna alarm anybody but there’s a fat naked lady in my apartment rn
It’s me I’m fat and naked and a lady merry chrimbo
It’s me I’m fat and naked and a lady merry chrimbo
December 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I don’t wanna alarm anybody but there’s a fat naked lady in my apartment rn
It’s me I’m fat and naked and a lady merry chrimbo
It’s me I’m fat and naked and a lady merry chrimbo
A narrower and narrower swathe of people feel relatable to me. I am terribly alienated.
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
A narrower and narrower swathe of people feel relatable to me. I am terribly alienated.
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They did, it's called The Mighty Ducks
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They did, it's called The Mighty Ducks
If u see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character!
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If u see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character!
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The respectful pervert
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The respectful pervert
This would actually super help the fuck out of me!
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This would actually super help the fuck out of me!
Oh, I got a tip for you.
December 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh, I got a tip for you.
I heard this was coming and can’t wait to dig in, ughhhhh put it in my veins lfg
I've been working on this video for most of the year & it's on some pretty timely & sensitive topics so, if I may be so bold, I would ask that you share the hell out of it ❤️
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
YouTube video by Spice8Rack
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I heard this was coming and can’t wait to dig in, ughhhhh put it in my veins lfg
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
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I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
One of the funniest bits I ever did on a podcast. We were talking about what food we would like catered at our funeral and I was like “Nigiri and sashimi served off a hunky dude’s body to make all my hillbilly relatives super uncomfortable.”
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
One of the funniest bits I ever did on a podcast. We were talking about what food we would like catered at our funeral and I was like “Nigiri and sashimi served off a hunky dude’s body to make all my hillbilly relatives super uncomfortable.”
I’m true to this, u new to this. I’ve been having autistic meltdowns for 35 goddamn years!!
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m true to this, u new to this. I’ve been having autistic meltdowns for 35 goddamn years!!
If anyone calls me neurosparkly I’m going to slap the piss out of them
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
If anyone calls me neurosparkly I’m going to slap the piss out of them
