Rosemary
@athenarose.bsky.social
A shy nerdy girl with a 45 caliber mouth. Paramedic, DMs Guild author and fandom dinosaur. (She/Her) 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
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Rosemary
@athenarose.bsky.social
· Oct 1
It's now October, and that means #SpookySeason! Two of my seasonal #DMsGuild titles for #DnD5e are now on sale!
Pick up both Samhain Eve: The Masquerade and Embarr’s Haunted Harvest Maze for $1.99 until October 31st!
Pick up both Samhain Eve: The Masquerade and Embarr’s Haunted Harvest Maze for $1.99 until October 31st!
I really dislike those shirts that say stuff like "My therapist/antidepressant has four legs and a wet nose" because yeah dogs and cats are nice but they aren't replacements for those things!
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I really dislike those shirts that say stuff like "My therapist/antidepressant has four legs and a wet nose" because yeah dogs and cats are nice but they aren't replacements for those things!
I'm listening to The Dark Tower by Stephen King years after I read it as a teenager and I have a few observations:
1. Wow I should not have been allowed to read this as a teenager
1. Wow I should not have been allowed to read this as a teenager
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm listening to The Dark Tower by Stephen King years after I read it as a teenager and I have a few observations:
1. Wow I should not have been allowed to read this as a teenager
1. Wow I should not have been allowed to read this as a teenager
Actual thing I said today: Goddamn Cybertruck, wish I had an egg to throw at it... That reminds me, gotta get eggs.
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Actual thing I said today: Goddamn Cybertruck, wish I had an egg to throw at it... That reminds me, gotta get eggs.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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When a patient shows signs of sepsis, minutes matter. But treating every case the same can lead to overtreatment or deadly delays. #StanDOM's Purvesh Khatri & team have developed a rapid blood test that helps clinicians make faster, more precise calls. https://stanford.io/47pbk1J
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When a patient shows signs of sepsis, minutes matter. But treating every case the same can lead to overtreatment or deadly delays. #StanDOM's Purvesh Khatri & team have developed a rapid blood test that helps clinicians make faster, more precise calls. https://stanford.io/47pbk1J
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Something like those caravans of refugees that would begin deep in Central America and then crawl along for weeks toward our southern border as Fox News spits out fearful jeremiads. Except this will be a stream of BMWs and Benzes on car carriers on I-95 to Florida. And who gives a listless fuck.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Something like those caravans of refugees that would begin deep in Central America and then crawl along for weeks toward our southern border as Fox News spits out fearful jeremiads. Except this will be a stream of BMWs and Benzes on car carriers on I-95 to Florida. And who gives a listless fuck.
On my way into work I did a double take at a truck that was passing me because it was called Mr Beast Roofing and then I got a closer look at the logo.
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
On my way into work I did a double take at a truck that was passing me because it was called Mr Beast Roofing and then I got a closer look at the logo.
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
I keep forgetting which one Cuomo is. I thought he was the Bridgegate guy but that was Chris Christie. Cuomo is the sexual misconduct guy.
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I keep forgetting which one Cuomo is. I thought he was the Bridgegate guy but that was Chris Christie. Cuomo is the sexual misconduct guy.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.
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This is the "felony footlong" patch that the defense displayed in closing arguments in the sandwich guy trial, but it was never introduced in evidence, so jurors were told to disregard.
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is the "felony footlong" patch that the defense displayed in closing arguments in the sandwich guy trial, but it was never introduced in evidence, so jurors were told to disregard.
I'm still laughing thinking about a "paleo" blog that promoted the use of maple syrup in place of and-I-quote processed sugar.
Look I grew up in maple syrup country, my neighbors made it, and in terms of raw time maple syrup is probably *the* most time intensive variety of sugar to produce.
Look I grew up in maple syrup country, my neighbors made it, and in terms of raw time maple syrup is probably *the* most time intensive variety of sugar to produce.
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm still laughing thinking about a "paleo" blog that promoted the use of maple syrup in place of and-I-quote processed sugar.
Look I grew up in maple syrup country, my neighbors made it, and in terms of raw time maple syrup is probably *the* most time intensive variety of sugar to produce.
Look I grew up in maple syrup country, my neighbors made it, and in terms of raw time maple syrup is probably *the* most time intensive variety of sugar to produce.
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It’s funny how right wing blowhards will take a picture of themselves puffing on a cigar to look tough and cool when it makes them look like the type of dingus Bugs Bunny taunts for 5 to 8 minutes before murdering them with dynamite
November 25, 2024 at 5:13 PM
It’s funny how right wing blowhards will take a picture of themselves puffing on a cigar to look tough and cool when it makes them look like the type of dingus Bugs Bunny taunts for 5 to 8 minutes before murdering them with dynamite
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there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
I was reading about war pigeons the other day and found this guy. I couldn't get the image out of my head of my poor great-grandfather Frank in a field hospital outside Meuse-Argonne after he got shot there, looking over and seeing a one legged pigeon in the bed next to him.
October 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I was reading about war pigeons the other day and found this guy. I couldn't get the image out of my head of my poor great-grandfather Frank in a field hospital outside Meuse-Argonne after he got shot there, looking over and seeing a one legged pigeon in the bed next to him.
Found myself quoting a guy I worked with as an EMT who is jow a nurse: "Sometimes you have a day when you're like 'at least the last patient had pants on.'"
Meanwhile I am afflicted with Sleepy Bitch Disease today.
Meanwhile I am afflicted with Sleepy Bitch Disease today.
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Found myself quoting a guy I worked with as an EMT who is jow a nurse: "Sometimes you have a day when you're like 'at least the last patient had pants on.'"
Meanwhile I am afflicted with Sleepy Bitch Disease today.
Meanwhile I am afflicted with Sleepy Bitch Disease today.
#TheWalkingDead crew is filming in #Brockton so a fire photographer I know has some photos of that. You might see Neegan around the area.
He has some hilarious photos of people in zombie makeup hanging out between takes. Cue jokes that no one even noticed because Brockton.
(C. Dave Stewart)
He has some hilarious photos of people in zombie makeup hanging out between takes. Cue jokes that no one even noticed because Brockton.
(C. Dave Stewart)
October 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
#TheWalkingDead crew is filming in #Brockton so a fire photographer I know has some photos of that. You might see Neegan around the area.
He has some hilarious photos of people in zombie makeup hanging out between takes. Cue jokes that no one even noticed because Brockton.
(C. Dave Stewart)
He has some hilarious photos of people in zombie makeup hanging out between takes. Cue jokes that no one even noticed because Brockton.
(C. Dave Stewart)
I know this story via a member of the Quincy Massachusetts police department so I am pretty sure it's true.
While cleaning the USS Salem (CA-139) which is docked as a museum ship, someone accidentally turned on the radar which hadn't been turned on since 1959 when the ship was decommissioned...
While cleaning the USS Salem (CA-139) which is docked as a museum ship, someone accidentally turned on the radar which hadn't been turned on since 1959 when the ship was decommissioned...
October 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I know this story via a member of the Quincy Massachusetts police department so I am pretty sure it's true.
While cleaning the USS Salem (CA-139) which is docked as a museum ship, someone accidentally turned on the radar which hadn't been turned on since 1959 when the ship was decommissioned...
While cleaning the USS Salem (CA-139) which is docked as a museum ship, someone accidentally turned on the radar which hadn't been turned on since 1959 when the ship was decommissioned...
My dad has a joke that with self driving cars becoming a thing soon enough we'll have a country song where a guy's girl, dog and truck all leave him.
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My dad has a joke that with self driving cars becoming a thing soon enough we'll have a country song where a guy's girl, dog and truck all leave him.
A couple cool things about this arc coming up in my #Darkon game:
I adapted it from the original Bleak House module which is massive so I pared it down considerably. Some of the text I read aloud is directly from the original but a lot is me.
I adapted it from the original Bleak House module which is massive so I pared it down considerably. Some of the text I read aloud is directly from the original but a lot is me.
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
A couple cool things about this arc coming up in my #Darkon game:
I adapted it from the original Bleak House module which is massive so I pared it down considerably. Some of the text I read aloud is directly from the original but a lot is me.
I adapted it from the original Bleak House module which is massive so I pared it down considerably. Some of the text I read aloud is directly from the original but a lot is me.
Hate it.
I believe the spirit of Qin Shi Huang should have the right to haunt this architect.
I believe the spirit of Qin Shi Huang should have the right to haunt this architect.
Take a look at an architect’s renderings of a ‘more modern’ Kowloon - The Boston Globe
The new restaurant will feature a "clean aesthetic," an architect behind the project said.
www.bostonglobe.com
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hate it.
I believe the spirit of Qin Shi Huang should have the right to haunt this architect.
I believe the spirit of Qin Shi Huang should have the right to haunt this architect.