This makes me think of the Behind the Bastards episodes on David E. Taylor and his incredibly erotic descriptions of Jesus.

Bcause we know his name is Roland but he only thinks of himself as "the gunslinger" and that tells us a lot about him.

5. Normally I get really annoyed when writers refer to characters as something other than their name when we already know it (for example "the tall man") but King here uses it very intentionally.

4. When I got to this part I paused, since that certainly sounds like a reference to the Deadlights.

2. I definitely didn't realize the references to "Coca-Cola" were actually to cocaine ("Of course, it's King" count #1)
3. I forgot there is an entire sequence where a child gets run over ("Of course, it's King" count #2)

Incidentally I was telling someone about this statue and they didn't believe me until I pulled up a photo

The bunnies like

It really does. From what I can tell the owner and the titular Beast is a Brazilian guy.

Quite daring using the fursona of what I assume is the owner.

FWIW they have very good reviews on Thumbtack.

And who wants to take bets on how long it takes him to try and clone Giselle?

It says a lot his backup career was being a stock broker.

Because they know they are incapable of causing it. ☕️

A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.