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manuelalvarez.bsky.social
December 26, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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manuelalvarez.bsky.social
December 27, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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rondanchan.bsky.social
Gen ai is poisoning our power grid, stealing intellectual property, using precious water, and ruining the internet with unreliable information and garbage imagery. Don't use it, and don't normalize it, even for laughs.
December 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Germany, 1935. A German man in a bow tie and bowler hat reads a newsspaper to another German man and says "shit, looks like they got the socialists." he reads more "...AND the freakin' trade unionists? The Jews too?" The man crumples up the newspaper and says "wow that's a lot of people. He points to himself and says "they won't get me though. I'm too awesome." A mustachioed man next to him nods in agreement.
December 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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manuelalvarez.bsky.social
December 18, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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manuelalvarez.bsky.social
December 20, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Existential sea urchin. A sea urchin says "every day, I am haunted by the looming presence of death. Yes! Yes! I can see his hellish face! Emerging from the dark ether beneath the surface of reality." The urchin witnesses a figure in a black shroud, it's face obscured, carrying a scythe. The figure's face is revealed. It is a sea otter.
December 21, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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israytal.bsky.social
GODPACK
December 17, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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xkcd.com
Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025
December 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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bitterscriptreader.bsky.social
This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips
December 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
New comic on Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/young-... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me perform the highest dive in the world (by someone who 'technically' does not have a pancreas).
An executive smokes a cigar and says "we need a way to change the minds of young men about gender minorities." Another executive, holding a highball of liquor, furrows his brow, deep in thought.
December 13, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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jacobgeller.com
It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this
December 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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cait.bsky.social
master flirsting
MASTER FLIRSTING COMPLETE GOALS, WIN HER OVER! ACCEPT CHALLENGE? Al Dose: My Al Character
December 9, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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cait.bsky.social
was the grink there? were you flirsting with the grink?
December 9, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
oh wow
Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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nerdjpg.com
Hi sharks. Long term investment opportunity here. Her name? Mother Earth. The way we protect her is simple. You send an invite to all your richest friends. Yeah sounds fun right. Then you all jump in a vat of acid
December 2, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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infusionlogica.bsky.social
Milei acusando de socialistas a The Economist
December 2, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
Art teacher TO CLASS: REMEMBER CLASS ANYTHING CAN BE ART EXCEPT WHAT BORBY DREW TODAY BOBBY DREW PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDERMAN *PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDDERMAN* BOBBY HAS CREATED THE OPPOSITE OF ART
November 30, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
The 1970s. A man with a beard an long hair goes "oh God, I'm so freakin' neurotic. I'm insanely Jewish. I'm all sexually fucked up and I jack off all the time." Another man with a moustache and long hair walks into frame and says congratualtions, here's your Pulitzer Prize." The Jewish man looks surprised.
November 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
asunci0n.bsky.social
tal vez deberia escuchar mas el rey gizardo y el mago lizardo
November 29, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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pelidetarde.bsky.social
Hoy es Acción de Gracias, el día en el que miles de ejecutivas de ciudad se enfrentarán a un viaje lleno de adversidades para llegar a su pueblo natal a tiempo para trinchar el pavo con su familia y tropezarse con Jack, su ex de instituto, que les hará creer de nuevo en el amor
November 28, 2024 at 8:05 AM
asunci0n.bsky.social
a veces puede parecer q tienes un buen dia, pero tienes q recordar que la administración del estado español existe y q no dudará en joderlo si puede
November 28, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Introducing old friend group to new one. Alex stands nervously in the middle of two groups of people, one her old friend group of Cis dudes and the other, her new friend group of trans women. Group of cis men meet group of trans women with initial awkwardnes. One cis man asks trepidatiously "do... you like Magic cards." A Trans woman answers "yeah." Everyone is getting along playing Magic cards, much to Alex's delight.
November 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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qagggy.bsky.social
Cities aren’t crowded. They’re just full of cars.
Brussels via google street view. Same spot photographed by me in 2022 after pedestrianization was completed.
November 26, 2024 at 5:35 PM