Mash
@assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social
Writhing mass of undignified love and suffering.
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
A friend has just finished his third house move in 5 months and has fully unpacked each time.
Unhinged behaviour imo.
Unhinged behaviour imo.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A friend has just finished his third house move in 5 months and has fully unpacked each time.
Unhinged behaviour imo.
Unhinged behaviour imo.
very angry, very normal
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
very angry, very normal
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He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
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Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
Might have burned a bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Might have burned a bridge.
In that dangerous state where I remember cigarettes being delicious
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In that dangerous state where I remember cigarettes being delicious
For context, behind me here is a beautiful arts space I can hear gentle south American music coming from
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
For context, behind me here is a beautiful arts space I can hear gentle south American music coming from
I know it'll be grim to some of you, but I think I might *need* to be in a city
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I know it'll be grim to some of you, but I think I might *need* to be in a city
I just appreciate art, alright?
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I just appreciate art, alright?
Y'know, say what you like about spoons, but unlimited tea for £1.80 is an absolute banger of a deal, especially when it's pissing down and your train isn't for hours
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Y'know, say what you like about spoons, but unlimited tea for £1.80 is an absolute banger of a deal, especially when it's pissing down and your train isn't for hours
After a lovely long chat with strangers I've been reminded who my ideal people are (queer arts folk).
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
After a lovely long chat with strangers I've been reminded who my ideal people are (queer arts folk).
Today I paid money to spend my afternoon in an ex industrial unit in Manchester watching a man in a cowboy hat suck English mustard off've the finger of a man wearing a cape while his wife filmed it, and I refuse to elaborate further.
I had a *great* time.
Farmer Buggerton never fails to deliver.
I had a *great* time.
Farmer Buggerton never fails to deliver.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Today I paid money to spend my afternoon in an ex industrial unit in Manchester watching a man in a cowboy hat suck English mustard off've the finger of a man wearing a cape while his wife filmed it, and I refuse to elaborate further.
I had a *great* time.
Farmer Buggerton never fails to deliver.
I had a *great* time.
Farmer Buggerton never fails to deliver.
About to see some Lovely Lads!
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
About to see some Lovely Lads!
On a train & we're going past lots of cows, so that's nice
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
On a train & we're going past lots of cows, so that's nice
This a very 3am post, I feel.
Fucked it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This a very 3am post, I feel.
A giant bowl of veggie noodles is a responsible 1am snack, we all agree on that, right?
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A giant bowl of veggie noodles is a responsible 1am snack, we all agree on that, right?
Work bestie showed me a guy he matched with on an app & thought was hot, I asked if he was going to message him and the response was "ew, no, he looks like you with a brown beard" 😊/😠??
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Work bestie showed me a guy he matched with on an app & thought was hot, I asked if he was going to message him and the response was "ew, no, he looks like you with a brown beard" 😊/😠??
Ok.
I *might* be willing to admit I need more than a t-shirt and denim jacket when I go out now.
I *might* be willing to admit I need more than a t-shirt and denim jacket when I go out now.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ok.
I *might* be willing to admit I need more than a t-shirt and denim jacket when I go out now.
I *might* be willing to admit I need more than a t-shirt and denim jacket when I go out now.
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Hey @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social and @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social just a reminder in light of today's news ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hey @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social and @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social just a reminder in light of today's news ❤️
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WHEN EVERYTHING IS SAID AND DONE, I SWEAR I'M GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT.
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
WHEN EVERYTHING IS SAID AND DONE, I SWEAR I'M GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT.
May have actually had a nice time last night
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
May have actually had a nice time last night
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Me and my genie familiar say thank you for sharing if you can
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Me and my genie familiar say thank you for sharing if you can
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Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...