Mash
@assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social
Writhing mass of undignified love and suffering.
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
For context, behind me here is a beautiful arts space I can hear gentle south American music coming from
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
For context, behind me here is a beautiful arts space I can hear gentle south American music coming from
I know it'll be grim to some of you, but I think I might *need* to be in a city
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I know it'll be grim to some of you, but I think I might *need* to be in a city
I just appreciate art, alright?
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I just appreciate art, alright?
Y'know, say what you like about spoons, but unlimited tea for £1.80 is an absolute banger of a deal, especially when it's pissing down and your train isn't for hours
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Y'know, say what you like about spoons, but unlimited tea for £1.80 is an absolute banger of a deal, especially when it's pissing down and your train isn't for hours
About to see some Lovely Lads!
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
About to see some Lovely Lads!
Exclusively shifting to these just to spite your footware tyranny, Burnz
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Exclusively shifting to these just to spite your footware tyranny, Burnz
May have actually had a nice time last night
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
May have actually had a nice time last night
![A Whatsapp conversation where I say "That's what you get when your landlords are your parents!!" and the response is "I think they hate you mash, sorry [emoji with an indifferent face]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3v6gmdvfqth5tzkiibke2i4l/bafkreifvqp5nyb5twhr2yhh4dvda6s722qhvcpuuxzbvx54uhrlg64ogu4@jpeg)
You're all also seeing the head of a robot king and his four-pronged wooden crown symbolising his dominion over the living world, yeah..?
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You're all also seeing the head of a robot king and his four-pronged wooden crown symbolising his dominion over the living world, yeah..?
When you're the only none Death / Black metal fan in the GC
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When you're the only none Death / Black metal fan in the GC
Oh I have I *no* idea as to what suits me tbh, my only plan was to get the prescription on my ones and then take the man who put this outfit together for me to pick some frames 😅
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh I have I *no* idea as to what suits me tbh, my only plan was to get the prescription on my ones and then take the man who put this outfit together for me to pick some frames 😅
RIGHT!!!
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
RIGHT!!!
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
@idlmpodcast.bsky.social shooting my shot
![A hinge profile for "Luca" where the prompt is 'The dorkiest thing about me is' and the answer is 'garfield obsession' and my response is "Have you listened to the internets only unedited husband and wife Garfield podcast 'I Don't Like Mondays'? Because you should listen to the internets only unedited husband [message continues past the screenshot]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3v6gmdvfqth5tzkiibke2i4l/bafkreicgwbacq55skdzhzbkv2b6mgwut46sdd6md53d57lsxxucdhxd6ou@jpeg)
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@idlmpodcast.bsky.social shooting my shot
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
"...it's all in the reflexes"
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"...it's all in the reflexes"
I seem to remember this being banger after banger
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I seem to remember this being banger after banger
Now that's how you open a hinge chat
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Now that's how you open a hinge chat
I love when people have the same schedule as me
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I love when people have the same schedule as me
Turns out I might like chess
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Turns out I might like chess