This is the correct approach, yes

Almond croissants 😍

I like a 'center' for the shops and cafes and bars and whatnot

I just love the feeling of being alone while surrounded with so much humanity.

Also I'm sorry but I'm an unapologetic London Liker 😬 it's the parks, mostly

But I do also like the fancy coffee they have in cities tbf

Countryside might be ok, as long as there's any sort of arts and culture. I just cannot abide living in the midlands of England which is apparently made entirely of drudgery.

The Answer is LOL

Like that computer from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy but for shitposting

Maybe that's the play though? Just give it unfiltered access to the accounts of dickhead kids on the internet, make it just as unhinged as the rest of us?

PengWINNING, ammirite?!