Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝
@asm1thee.bsky.social
Geek, occasionally makes stuff, consummate snarker...
"I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right."
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"I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right."
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝
@asm1thee.bsky.social
· Mar 31
This is what leftists & independents don't get. The more you stay home bc the Dems "didn't EARN your vote" by offering you enough cool shit, the more Republicans get elected & destroy the country. Then the Dems have to spend more time doing repairs than making actual progress & giving you cool shit.
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Bro, the newbie fans & Melissa stans literally sent DEATH THREATS to Christopher Landon (who wasn't even the 1 who fired her) and his children until he stepped down from directing the movie. The fucking FBI had to get involved.
Maybe sit this one out???
Maybe sit this one out???
In our newest piece, Michael Boyle writes about divisions in the Scream fandom nearly a year after star Melissa Barrera was fired for pro-Palestinian posts—and how some fans weaponize "toxic fan" framings to oppose a boycott. Read or listen to an audio version: www.fansplaining.com/articles/the...
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bro, the newbie fans & Melissa stans literally sent DEATH THREATS to Christopher Landon (who wasn't even the 1 who fired her) and his children until he stepped down from directing the movie. The fucking FBI had to get involved.
Maybe sit this one out???
Maybe sit this one out???
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I’d vote for MVP again in a heartbeat. She asks the right questions. She understands that we are not all working from the same understanding of “the truth.” She gets that we have to know HOW we implement policy WHILE we are fighting for it. youtu.be/Z19lHTlKfOk?...
VP Kamala Harris on Defeat, Democrats & the Fight Ahead | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
YouTube video by The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
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November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’d vote for MVP again in a heartbeat. She asks the right questions. She understands that we are not all working from the same understanding of “the truth.” She gets that we have to know HOW we implement policy WHILE we are fighting for it. youtu.be/Z19lHTlKfOk?...
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My new profile picture. Blue!💙
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My new profile picture. Blue!💙
Ok! Finally some good news! Good to know that even THIS trump sycophant SCOTUS has limits!
The-Autistic-Artist 🥥 🦃 🏳️🌈 💚🩷 Zootopia 2 and Wicked: For Good Era
@theautisticart.bsky.social
· Oct 6
BREAKING NEWS 🚨:
The United States Supreme Court has declined to review Ghislaine Maxwell’s criminal convictions for sex trafficking.
Honestly, the first thing they’ve done right under this term.
meidasnews.com/news/supreme...
The United States Supreme Court has declined to review Ghislaine Maxwell’s criminal convictions for sex trafficking.
Honestly, the first thing they’ve done right under this term.
meidasnews.com/news/supreme...
Supreme Court Denies Review of Ghislaine Maxwell's Conviction
Maxwell will remain behind bars for more than a decade, unless Trump pardons her
meidasnews.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ok! Finally some good news! Good to know that even THIS trump sycophant SCOTUS has limits!
She will be the nominee in 2028
And she will be president in 2029.
IDK why some people are denying the inevitable...
And she will be president in 2029.
IDK why some people are denying the inevitable...
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
She will be the nominee in 2028
And she will be president in 2029.
IDK why some people are denying the inevitable...
And she will be president in 2029.
IDK why some people are denying the inevitable...
Because she only had 107 DAYS (seriously, it's the title of the book) against a cult leader!
But she still got within 120k votes of winning. And got RECORD fundraising.
One more month to run & she would probably be president right now.
But she still got within 120k votes of winning. And got RECORD fundraising.
One more month to run & she would probably be president right now.
Well she lost last time, you think that's a good idea?
October 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Because she only had 107 DAYS (seriously, it's the title of the book) against a cult leader!
But she still got within 120k votes of winning. And got RECORD fundraising.
One more month to run & she would probably be president right now.
But she still got within 120k votes of winning. And got RECORD fundraising.
One more month to run & she would probably be president right now.
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No she didn’t. And if u had been patient she wld have ended arms sales to Israel and demanded it withdraw from Palestine. But you all hate women so now there is no Palestine.
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
No she didn’t. And if u had been patient she wld have ended arms sales to Israel and demanded it withdraw from Palestine. But you all hate women so now there is no Palestine.
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They also think yelling at a Black woman is more important than yelling at a white man. Harris got it far worse than Trump (or even Biden) did.
This is why I don't trust this particular brand of Gaza activist. Some are doing better, but these are just showing their racist, sexist asses.
This is why I don't trust this particular brand of Gaza activist. Some are doing better, but these are just showing their racist, sexist asses.
September 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They also think yelling at a Black woman is more important than yelling at a white man. Harris got it far worse than Trump (or even Biden) did.
This is why I don't trust this particular brand of Gaza activist. Some are doing better, but these are just showing their racist, sexist asses.
This is why I don't trust this particular brand of Gaza activist. Some are doing better, but these are just showing their racist, sexist asses.
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Over 4,000 of you have decided to follow me, and, well, I am so sorry for that.
But the memes, the screaming unto the void, and the cute critters shall continue.
Here's a throwback to Mr. Scrumblebutt on his visit last year.
But the memes, the screaming unto the void, and the cute critters shall continue.
Here's a throwback to Mr. Scrumblebutt on his visit last year.
September 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Over 4,000 of you have decided to follow me, and, well, I am so sorry for that.
But the memes, the screaming unto the void, and the cute critters shall continue.
Here's a throwback to Mr. Scrumblebutt on his visit last year.
But the memes, the screaming unto the void, and the cute critters shall continue.
Here's a throwback to Mr. Scrumblebutt on his visit last year.
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There are socialists out there that want to end USAID just because it's capitalist even though it would starve countless children across the globe that actually have the nerve to whine about starvation in Gaza.
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There are socialists out there that want to end USAID just because it's capitalist even though it would starve countless children across the globe that actually have the nerve to whine about starvation in Gaza.
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September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
That all sounds great!
Any ideas on how to get that stuff passed Republicans in Congress?
Anyone? Anyone? ....... Anyone????
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Any ideas on how to get that stuff passed Republicans in Congress?
Anyone? Anyone? ....... Anyone????
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September 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
That all sounds great!
Any ideas on how to get that stuff passed Republicans in Congress?
Anyone? Anyone? ....... Anyone????
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Any ideas on how to get that stuff passed Republicans in Congress?
Anyone? Anyone? ....... Anyone????
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Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...
September 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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We WARNED you they were coming for birth control next!
We WARNED you time and time again, on subject after subject!
You didn't listen to us then. You should listen to us now.
They are coming after all sorts of things. They're coming after YOU eventually. Do NOT dismiss this or any other warning!
We WARNED you time and time again, on subject after subject!
You didn't listen to us then. You should listen to us now.
They are coming after all sorts of things. They're coming after YOU eventually. Do NOT dismiss this or any other warning!
Hormonal birth controls & devices are NOT abortifacients. Regardless of how ignorant the administration may be, their lies do not change reality.
Abortifacients cause a pregnancy to end.
Contraception/birth control prevents pregnancy from occurring.
Abortifacients cause a pregnancy to end.
Contraception/birth control prevents pregnancy from occurring.
September 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We WARNED you they were coming for birth control next!
We WARNED you time and time again, on subject after subject!
You didn't listen to us then. You should listen to us now.
They are coming after all sorts of things. They're coming after YOU eventually. Do NOT dismiss this or any other warning!
We WARNED you time and time again, on subject after subject!
You didn't listen to us then. You should listen to us now.
They are coming after all sorts of things. They're coming after YOU eventually. Do NOT dismiss this or any other warning!
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September 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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This is freakin' hilarious. I wish I were this witty. Of course, it would be wasted because I never spend any time around right-wingers. But this is great!
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This is freakin' hilarious. I wish I were this witty. Of course, it would be wasted because I never spend any time around right-wingers. But this is great!
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Disney employees and staff members on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” began to receive death threats following Carr’s remarks on Wednesday, with their email addresses and phone numbers being doxed and blasted across social media.
Oh but I thought only the left did this? Fuck off Disney.
Oh but I thought only the left did this? Fuck off Disney.
ABC hopes to bring Jimmy Kimmel back, but temperature needs to be taken down under FCC threats | CNN
What played out before Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel’s show and what comes next.
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September 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Disney employees and staff members on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” began to receive death threats following Carr’s remarks on Wednesday, with their email addresses and phone numbers being doxed and blasted across social media.
Oh but I thought only the left did this? Fuck off Disney.
Oh but I thought only the left did this? Fuck off Disney.
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I miss having a President that managed crises instead of creating them.
September 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I miss having a President that managed crises instead of creating them.