Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝
@asm1thee.bsky.social
Geek, occasionally makes stuff, consummate snarker...
"I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right."
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"I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right."
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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝
@asm1thee.bsky.social
· Mar 31
This is what leftists & independents don't get. The more you stay home bc the Dems "didn't EARN your vote" by offering you enough cool shit, the more Republicans get elected & destroy the country. Then the Dems have to spend more time doing repairs than making actual progress & giving you cool shit.
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I said what I said.
If Black women ever decided to sit this out, the Democratic Party wouldn’t struggle, it would stop functioning.
And yet their leadership is still treated as optional.
Read it all 👇🏾
jaimeharrison.substack.com/p/when-elect...
If Black women ever decided to sit this out, the Democratic Party wouldn’t struggle, it would stop functioning.
And yet their leadership is still treated as optional.
Read it all 👇🏾
jaimeharrison.substack.com/p/when-elect...
When ‘Electability’ Is the Excuse
We say “Black women are the backbone of the Democratic Party.” But there’s also an unspoken rule that comes with it. The praise is fine. The power is not.
jaimeharrison.substack.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I said what I said.
If Black women ever decided to sit this out, the Democratic Party wouldn’t struggle, it would stop functioning.
And yet their leadership is still treated as optional.
Read it all 👇🏾
jaimeharrison.substack.com/p/when-elect...
If Black women ever decided to sit this out, the Democratic Party wouldn’t struggle, it would stop functioning.
And yet their leadership is still treated as optional.
Read it all 👇🏾
jaimeharrison.substack.com/p/when-elect...
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Black voters are the base of the Democratic Party. Nobody wins the nomination for POTUS without us. You don't have to like it, but if you have political ambitions you would be wise to accept it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed: The Black Delegation
Signed: The Black Delegation
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Black voters are the base of the Democratic Party. Nobody wins the nomination for POTUS without us. You don't have to like it, but if you have political ambitions you would be wise to accept it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed: The Black Delegation
Signed: The Black Delegation
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Someone said to hide the Epstein files in Greenland so the admin will forget about wanting to purchase it LMAO
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Someone said to hide the Epstein files in Greenland so the admin will forget about wanting to purchase it LMAO
Yep, it's happening...
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Yep, it's happening...
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It's was sexism and racism. Of course, I don't expect a slimy white guy to understand, recognize, or even admit that. I don't know what his "theories" are, but I can guarantee they'll be white male coded.
Look, us ADHDers are very good at reading people, and this guy is giving off hinky vibes.
Look, us ADHDers are very good at reading people, and this guy is giving off hinky vibes.
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
It's was sexism and racism. Of course, I don't expect a slimy white guy to understand, recognize, or even admit that. I don't know what his "theories" are, but I can guarantee they'll be white male coded.
Look, us ADHDers are very good at reading people, and this guy is giving off hinky vibes.
Look, us ADHDers are very good at reading people, and this guy is giving off hinky vibes.
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Hey Im making a new bingo card.
Give me your leftist trigger phrases and I will add them
Give me your leftist trigger phrases and I will add them
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Hey Im making a new bingo card.
Give me your leftist trigger phrases and I will add them
Give me your leftist trigger phrases and I will add them
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#Kamala2028.
Sorry folks, but no way Gavin or JB or Shapiro are capable of ripping this admin’s actions to shreds.
Sorry folks, but no way Gavin or JB or Shapiro are capable of ripping this admin’s actions to shreds.
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
#Kamala2028.
Sorry folks, but no way Gavin or JB or Shapiro are capable of ripping this admin’s actions to shreds.
Sorry folks, but no way Gavin or JB or Shapiro are capable of ripping this admin’s actions to shreds.
Oof!
This is the guy called President Biden "sleepy"...
...and you fell for it! www.thedailybeast.com/sick-and-sle...
...and you fell for it! www.thedailybeast.com/sick-and-sle...
Sick and Sleepy Trump, 79, Is Begging Staff for Easier Schedule
A damning report reveals the White House’s scramble to make the president look like he’s fit for the job.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Oof!
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🤦🏾♂️ Didn’t we almost have it all… #Kamala2028
Kamala Harris with Jack White.
"We have to send a picture to Bootsy."
We could have had this. 😢
"We have to send a picture to Bootsy."
We could have had this. 😢
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
🤦🏾♂️ Didn’t we almost have it all… #Kamala2028
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still ridin for kamala. had her back in 24, still the only one i trust for 28.
these fighting for the people stops hit different. no script, no teleprompter, just real talk.
gavin cool but too polished. nah.
kamala or bust fr.
#Harris2028 #Kamala2028 #StillWithHer #MadamPresident #Democrats
these fighting for the people stops hit different. no script, no teleprompter, just real talk.
gavin cool but too polished. nah.
kamala or bust fr.
#Harris2028 #Kamala2028 #StillWithHer #MadamPresident #Democrats
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
still ridin for kamala. had her back in 24, still the only one i trust for 28.
these fighting for the people stops hit different. no script, no teleprompter, just real talk.
gavin cool but too polished. nah.
kamala or bust fr.
#Harris2028 #Kamala2028 #StillWithHer #MadamPresident #Democrats
these fighting for the people stops hit different. no script, no teleprompter, just real talk.
gavin cool but too polished. nah.
kamala or bust fr.
#Harris2028 #Kamala2028 #StillWithHer #MadamPresident #Democrats
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I’m confused. Weren’t certain people dragging Governor Witmer when she went to the White House (to advocate for her state) and when Schumer and Jeffries did the same (as required by their job) but this is cool?
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m confused. Weren’t certain people dragging Governor Witmer when she went to the White House (to advocate for her state) and when Schumer and Jeffries did the same (as required by their job) but this is cool?
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Graham Platner and Gavin Newsom are key examples of why democrats need to stop glazing mediocre white men
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Graham Platner and Gavin Newsom are key examples of why democrats need to stop glazing mediocre white men
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November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Bro, the newbie fans & Melissa stans literally sent DEATH THREATS to Christopher Landon (who wasn't even the 1 who fired her) and his children until he stepped down from directing the movie. The fucking FBI had to get involved.
Maybe sit this one out???
Maybe sit this one out???
In our newest piece, Michael Boyle writes about divisions in the Scream fandom nearly a year after star Melissa Barrera was fired for pro-Palestinian posts—and how some fans weaponize "toxic fan" framings to oppose a boycott. Read or listen to an audio version: www.fansplaining.com/articles/the...
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bro, the newbie fans & Melissa stans literally sent DEATH THREATS to Christopher Landon (who wasn't even the 1 who fired her) and his children until he stepped down from directing the movie. The fucking FBI had to get involved.
Maybe sit this one out???
Maybe sit this one out???