Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝
@asm1thee.bsky.social
Geek, occasionally makes stuff, consummate snarker...
"I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right."
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"I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right."
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Say hello to your next president.
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Say hello to your next president.
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
She will be the nominee in 2028
And she will be president in 2029.
IDK why some people are denying the inevitable...
And she will be president in 2029.
IDK why some people are denying the inevitable...
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
She will be the nominee in 2028
And she will be president in 2029.
IDK why some people are denying the inevitable...
And she will be president in 2029.
IDK why some people are denying the inevitable...
TBF, she was the 1st person in the administration to speak up for the Palestinians. And Liz Cheney was really only there to say "Trump bad. Vote Harris."
October 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
TBF, she was the 1st person in the administration to speak up for the Palestinians. And Liz Cheney was really only there to say "Trump bad. Vote Harris."
1. She was the VP, not the PRESIDENT!
2. She AGREED with you assholes & was the 1st person in the administration to speak up for the Palestinians & wanted a 2 state solution.
3. She can't do anything about it now so, these protesters are wasting their time.
Are you STUPID or something???
2. She AGREED with you assholes & was the 1st person in the administration to speak up for the Palestinians & wanted a 2 state solution.
3. She can't do anything about it now so, these protesters are wasting their time.
Are you STUPID or something???
September 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
1. She was the VP, not the PRESIDENT!
2. She AGREED with you assholes & was the 1st person in the administration to speak up for the Palestinians & wanted a 2 state solution.
3. She can't do anything about it now so, these protesters are wasting their time.
Are you STUPID or something???
2. She AGREED with you assholes & was the 1st person in the administration to speak up for the Palestinians & wanted a 2 state solution.
3. She can't do anything about it now so, these protesters are wasting their time.
Are you STUPID or something???
Soooo...
DEI ❌
DUI ✅
DEI ❌
DUI ✅
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Soooo...
DEI ❌
DUI ✅
DEI ❌
DUI ✅
"back in my day we didn’t let Russians rig our elections — we used the Supreme Court like AMERICANS!"
September 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"back in my day we didn’t let Russians rig our elections — we used the Supreme Court like AMERICANS!"
Kamala wanted to negotiate a two state solution.
Trump is still planning to build his Gaza resort despite his alleged "peace plan."
The choice was obvious.
Trump is still planning to build his Gaza resort despite his alleged "peace plan."
The choice was obvious.
September 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Kamala wanted to negotiate a two state solution.
Trump is still planning to build his Gaza resort despite his alleged "peace plan."
The choice was obvious.
Trump is still planning to build his Gaza resort despite his alleged "peace plan."
The choice was obvious.
She has an INCREDIBLY progressive record actually.
I really wish people would have done their research on her. She had a long history of enacting progressive change & justice reform before she even went to Washington.
Y'all really slept on her.
I really wish people would have done their research on her. She had a long history of enacting progressive change & justice reform before she even went to Washington.
Y'all really slept on her.
September 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
She has an INCREDIBLY progressive record actually.
I really wish people would have done their research on her. She had a long history of enacting progressive change & justice reform before she even went to Washington.
Y'all really slept on her.
I really wish people would have done their research on her. She had a long history of enacting progressive change & justice reform before she even went to Washington.
Y'all really slept on her.
Just say you hate women & go.
September 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Just say you hate women & go.
The Biden Harris administration got us out of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC & resurrected a dying economy faster than any other country in the world. It's not their fault the average American has the verbal comprehension of a 6th grader.
Oh btw, this is everything she accomplished before even getting to DC.
Oh btw, this is everything she accomplished before even getting to DC.
September 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Biden Harris administration got us out of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC & resurrected a dying economy faster than any other country in the world. It's not their fault the average American has the verbal comprehension of a 6th grader.
Oh btw, this is everything she accomplished before even getting to DC.
Oh btw, this is everything she accomplished before even getting to DC.
She never said she wasn't running in 2028. She just said she needed a break bc things were so fucked up right now.
She probably just didn't want to be a governor under trump & have to deal with his BS.
She probably just didn't want to be a governor under trump & have to deal with his BS.
September 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
She never said she wasn't running in 2028. She just said she needed a break bc things were so fucked up right now.
She probably just didn't want to be a governor under trump & have to deal with his BS.
She probably just didn't want to be a governor under trump & have to deal with his BS.
Kirk promoted & celebrated violence against his opponents though. So Newsom really shouldn't be telling people to emulate him.
September 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Kirk promoted & celebrated violence against his opponents though. So Newsom really shouldn't be telling people to emulate him.
MVP is STILL on top!!!!
Just start calling her President
Elect Harris already! 😏
#SuckItNewsom
#KamalaHarris2028
#PresidentHarris
Just start calling her President
Elect Harris already! 😏
#SuckItNewsom
#KamalaHarris2028
#PresidentHarris
September 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
MVP is STILL on top!!!!
Just start calling her President
Elect Harris already! 😏
#SuckItNewsom
#KamalaHarris2028
#PresidentHarris
Just start calling her President
Elect Harris already! 😏
#SuckItNewsom
#KamalaHarris2028
#PresidentHarris
And then in 2029...
September 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
And then in 2029...
And then in 2029...
September 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
And then in 2029...
I'm more partial to:
August 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm more partial to:
Ok, fine. I'll join the shit posting.
August 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ok, fine. I'll join the shit posting.
Oh STFU!!!! That woman spent DECADES of her life getting justice for people! She went out of her way to reform the justice system to make it fairer for the marginalized!
You had your Katniss Everdeen right fucking there! But IG you cosplay socialists didn't wanna listen!!!
You had your Katniss Everdeen right fucking there! But IG you cosplay socialists didn't wanna listen!!!
August 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oh STFU!!!! That woman spent DECADES of her life getting justice for people! She went out of her way to reform the justice system to make it fairer for the marginalized!
You had your Katniss Everdeen right fucking there! But IG you cosplay socialists didn't wanna listen!!!
You had your Katniss Everdeen right fucking there! But IG you cosplay socialists didn't wanna listen!!!
