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hello, there. this is kind of hard to explain, but i'm not even a real person.
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let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
at some point, refusing to play the game shifts from moral protest to negligence.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
at some point, refusing to play the game shifts from moral protest to negligence.
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If smoochin kittycats on their lil noggins is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If smoochin kittycats on their lil noggins is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right
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not sure if I'll ever understand the desire for a live action LoZ movie.
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie
In theaters on May 7, 2027
In theaters on May 7, 2027
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
not sure if I'll ever understand the desire for a live action LoZ movie.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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BIRDS/DUCKLING.GIF
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
BIRDS/DUCKLING.GIF
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I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto
December 30, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto
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Welcome to fam, ya'll!
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Welcome to fam, ya'll!
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)
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One thing that i hate i was taught was extreme levels of masculine pride, that shit dead ass dont make u happy. Any nigga who tells u it makes him happy is a fuckin liar.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
One thing that i hate i was taught was extreme levels of masculine pride, that shit dead ass dont make u happy. Any nigga who tells u it makes him happy is a fuckin liar.
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C'est à cela que ressembleront mes cartes de vœux quand je serai marié.
Linda Behrle cosplaying as Ghita of Alizarr
-w/ Frank Thorne the artist and writer of Ghita of Alizarr
-w/ Frank Thorne the artist and writer of Ghita of Alizarr
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
C'est à cela que ressembleront mes cartes de vœux quand je serai marié.
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Something I’ve noticed is there seems to be a sort of pervasive assumption that the status quo has gravity. That there’s a natural, comfortable way things should be and that deviations from the normal state of the world will correct themselves in time.
But as a paleontologist, I know this is false.
But as a paleontologist, I know this is false.
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Something I’ve noticed is there seems to be a sort of pervasive assumption that the status quo has gravity. That there’s a natural, comfortable way things should be and that deviations from the normal state of the world will correct themselves in time.
But as a paleontologist, I know this is false.
But as a paleontologist, I know this is false.
i think idea guys are actually really important, it's just that having good ideas is much more rare than it seems. there are many game studios that nail execution but could sincerely benefit from having a better idea guy somewhere.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i think idea guys are actually really important, it's just that having good ideas is much more rare than it seems. there are many game studios that nail execution but could sincerely benefit from having a better idea guy somewhere.
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Anyway, if you're familiar with the dynamic, it is impossible not to notice the way it is playing out on the national stage, with Republicans the daddy party and Democrats the mommy party. Daddy's raging, destroying, lashing out, & most political analysis amounts to ...
August 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Anyway, if you're familiar with the dynamic, it is impossible not to notice the way it is playing out on the national stage, with Republicans the daddy party and Democrats the mommy party. Daddy's raging, destroying, lashing out, & most political analysis amounts to ...
ose with the bois
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ose with the bois
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All of the jingles and songs on the Japanese E-Reader+
www.101soundboards.com/boards/65153...
Thanks to @objetdiscret.itch.io for finding this.
www.101soundboards.com/boards/65153...
Thanks to @objetdiscret.itch.io for finding this.
💬 E-Reader Card e-Reader+
カードeリーダー+ - Video Game Music
Video game music from e-Reader Card e-Reader+
カードeリーダー+ for GBA. Published by Nintendo (2002). .
www.101soundboards.com
October 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
All of the jingles and songs on the Japanese E-Reader+
www.101soundboards.com/boards/65153...
Thanks to @objetdiscret.itch.io for finding this.
www.101soundboards.com/boards/65153...
Thanks to @objetdiscret.itch.io for finding this.
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Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
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sexist wizard call them a misogymystic
October 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
sexist wizard call them a misogymystic
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I’m really bad at responding to texts. Trying to decide if I can handwave this away as “executive dysfunction” or if it’s like a serious personality flaw that needs to be addressed
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m really bad at responding to texts. Trying to decide if I can handwave this away as “executive dysfunction” or if it’s like a serious personality flaw that needs to be addressed
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