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hello, there. this is kind of hard to explain, but i'm not even a real person.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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just fumbled a god run in megabonk
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
just fumbled a god run in megabonk
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Evil is trying to destroy good, but good is trying to destroy evil, so I guess they’re both wrong
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Evil is trying to destroy good, but good is trying to destroy evil, so I guess they’re both wrong
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They should stop making new games for like 25 years so I can start to catch up
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
They should stop making new games for like 25 years so I can start to catch up
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Destroy All Monsters (1968)
January 22, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Destroy All Monsters (1968)
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no you’re thinking of paul bunyan’s cousin, john blysters
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
no you’re thinking of paul bunyan’s cousin, john blysters
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Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time
January 23, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time
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Man Donates Body To Culinary Science https://theonion.com/man-donates-body-to-culinary-science/
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Man Donates Body To Culinary Science https://theonion.com/man-donates-body-to-culinary-science/
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if you complain about pikmin 1's time limit none of your opinions matter to me anymore
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 AM
if you complain about pikmin 1's time limit none of your opinions matter to me anymore
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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
just finished this today. i was honestly pretty surprised it ended where it did. it's an influential work and a quick read, and so it makes for an easy recommendation even if you don't end up liking it.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
just finished this today. i was honestly pretty surprised it ended where it did. it's an influential work and a quick read, and so it makes for an easy recommendation even if you don't end up liking it.
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If you absolutely must have religion in your life, make up your own and tell no one about it.
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you absolutely must have religion in your life, make up your own and tell no one about it.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
