Ash
@ashmgm.bsky.social
barely a person. We subscribe to compassion over here. He/hymn/hiss
Reposted by Ash
i’m tryna see what that beard look like wet
January 22, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i’m tryna see what that beard look like wet
Reposted by Ash
Can’t wait to get somewhere between one inch and two feet of snow this weekend
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Can’t wait to get somewhere between one inch and two feet of snow this weekend
Reposted by Ash
The biggest nerds I know are all baddies.
*holds onto table*
The real reason so many males thought women didn't like nerds is because a large swath of males do not think women who are attractive *are* nerds themselves, or have highly functioning brains even.
The real reason so many males thought women didn't like nerds is because a large swath of males do not think women who are attractive *are* nerds themselves, or have highly functioning brains even.
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The biggest nerds I know are all baddies.
Reposted by Ash
I AM HOWLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I AM HOWLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How tf are we halfway through January already?
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
How tf are we halfway through January already?
This visual lmfao
they said “make it enough”
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This visual lmfao
Reposted by Ash
Call me meemaw cause I’ll clear a plate of oatmeal cookies
Eating a cookie with raisins in it like you’re 60 or something
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Call me meemaw cause I’ll clear a plate of oatmeal cookies
This is terrifying actually
I just saw a video of an AI app making REAL TIME DEEP FAKES. I just texted my elderly mother to set up a code word only she and I could ever know and to warn her about this. This is horrendous.
This is a billion dollar level scam opportunity
This is a billion dollar level scam opportunity
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This is terrifying actually
Reposted by Ash
All fun and games until Björk mobilizes Icelandic elves to protect Greenland
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
All fun and games until Björk mobilizes Icelandic elves to protect Greenland
Reposted by Ash
White ppl live in a different reality bc what do you mean “has become” we’ve been the bad guy. Since chattel slavery we’ve been the bad guys.
The U.S. has truly become the bad guys. NATO having to protect against a NATO member is insane.
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
White ppl live in a different reality bc what do you mean “has become” we’ve been the bad guy. Since chattel slavery we’ve been the bad guys.
This Verizon outage? Ghettoest of the ghetto.
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This Verizon outage? Ghettoest of the ghetto.
Frying me bad 😭 (same)
Having to eat coochie is where I draw the line fr. We can kiss a little but you want me to eat WHAT
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Frying me bad 😭 (same)
Reposted by Ash
Every time I see her, I question my homosexuality
I know I’m different — I’m one of a kind.
I took off on bitches and left em behind.
I took off on bitches and left em behind.
January 14, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Every time I see her, I question my homosexuality
Please say sike 🥹🥴
The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Please say sike 🥹🥴
Reposted by Ash
I wish I could teleport and have an invisible cloak to see this in realtime
The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I wish I could teleport and have an invisible cloak to see this in realtime
Whew bitch lmao please 😭✋🏿
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Whew bitch lmao please 😭✋🏿
Reposted by Ash
Reading the whole thread
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Reading the whole thread
Blockbuster. Jillian's!
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Blockbuster. Jillian's!
Reposted by Ash
Hear me out.
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Hear me out.
If the measles could just fucking not, that would be pretty great.
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 AM
If the measles could just fucking not, that would be pretty great.
Reposted by Ash
I knew that my training had only just begun.
The *very first time* you participated in oral sex, how did you feel about it?
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I knew that my training had only just begun.
I'm confused by the question
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I'm confused by the question
Reposted by Ash
I'm trying to start exercising and I swear to god the physical strain is nothing compared to the sheer boredom of just having to do some bullshit for 30+ minutes
January 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I'm trying to start exercising and I swear to god the physical strain is nothing compared to the sheer boredom of just having to do some bullshit for 30+ minutes
Reposted by Ash
