Pilates & Nonsense✨✨
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Certified Mat Pilates Instructor #Shamlates. Aroma Alchemist. Flower Lover. AuDHD. Unserious 87% of the time | $shamtho 🌈🩷💜💙♌️
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An everything shower almost took me out 💀💀 getting overheated in the shower is annoying man
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
An everything shower almost took me out 💀💀 getting overheated in the shower is annoying man
Was hard down calling the Masego song Sentimental…and that’s not the name of the song 💀
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Was hard down calling the Masego song Sentimental…and that’s not the name of the song 💀
Finished #reasonabledoubt last night. She shouldn’t have spit on that man and it wouldn’t have spiraled out like that 🥴
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Finished #reasonabledoubt last night. She shouldn’t have spit on that man and it wouldn’t have spiraled out like that 🥴
There’s a cheddar scallion scone that I had one time at coffee emporium in OTR that was so damn good!!! I could never catch them making it again 😩
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
There’s a cheddar scallion scone that I had one time at coffee emporium in OTR that was so damn good!!! I could never catch them making it again 😩
Need the double smoked bacon on the cheddar scallion biscuit
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Need the double smoked bacon on the cheddar scallion biscuit
I’m about to get a zit on my nose 😤😤 every month it’s something!
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’m about to get a zit on my nose 😤😤 every month it’s something!
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Get you a girl who can do both
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Get you a girl who can do both
Y’all have a blessed day!
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Y’all have a blessed day!
A lot of people’s dating style is manipulation & it doesn’t matter the gender. Might even be yours 🫵🏾
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
A lot of people’s dating style is manipulation & it doesn’t matter the gender. Might even be yours 🫵🏾
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(Y’all be trying to persuade people to like y’all and it walks the line of manipulation)
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
(Y’all be trying to persuade people to like y’all and it walks the line of manipulation)
Either way I’m getting SUCKED - Bill probably
We have joked that Putin had those tapes of trumps gross hotel escapades…. Turns out we were correct but they include bill clinton bill clintoning….
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Either way I’m getting SUCKED - Bill probably
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I’m a certified bread slut. I can’t resist a warm piece of bread.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’m a certified bread slut. I can’t resist a warm piece of bread.
Just saw one a few days ago, had that lady sitting in her living room…then boom angel wings up to heaven. It was TURROBLE.
Please don't make AI versions of your dead relatives. Please. DO NOT. Let them rest.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Just saw one a few days ago, had that lady sitting in her living room…then boom angel wings up to heaven. It was TURROBLE.
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Ill come back and haunt the shit outta yall.
Please don't make AI versions of your dead relatives. Please. DO NOT. Let them rest.
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ill come back and haunt the shit outta yall.
This visual is against my rights, I think 😖😖
EEEEYUCK!!!!
EEEEYUCK!!!!
WHAT.
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This visual is against my rights, I think 😖😖
EEEEYUCK!!!!
EEEEYUCK!!!!
Gas station breffis be good as a mf!!!! One station about 15 mins from me has a whole hot bar that you can choose from.
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Gas station breffis be good as a mf!!!! One station about 15 mins from me has a whole hot bar that you can choose from.
I know you in the Carolinas somewhere 😂😂 cause a few places here do the same but it’s $5
The gas station near me is selling fried bologna and egg sandwiches for breakfast and they’re charging 6 dollars for them. First of all…
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I know you in the Carolinas somewhere 😂😂 cause a few places here do the same but it’s $5
About me:
Okay …. Just one more episode.
*two episodes later*
Okay. Last episode.
*two episodes later*
Okay. Last episode.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
About me:
Babygirl did such a good job at her dance showcase 🥹 my big baby
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Babygirl did such a good job at her dance showcase 🥹 my big baby
I hope the folk giving away turkeys have them thawed or giving them away next week.
Just seen a giveaway for the day before Thanksgiving…won’t be no turkey waiting for that big ass bird to thaw.
Just seen a giveaway for the day before Thanksgiving…won’t be no turkey waiting for that big ass bird to thaw.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I hope the folk giving away turkeys have them thawed or giving them away next week.
Just seen a giveaway for the day before Thanksgiving…won’t be no turkey waiting for that big ass bird to thaw.
Just seen a giveaway for the day before Thanksgiving…won’t be no turkey waiting for that big ass bird to thaw.
EAT MY BEWTYHOLLLLLLE COME BUSSSSSSS IT OPENNNNNNNN
a man in a yellow dress singing into a microphone with the letter n in the corner
ALT: a man in a yellow dress singing into a microphone with the letter n in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
EAT MY BEWTYHOLLLLLLE COME BUSSSSSSS IT OPENNNNNNNN
People be weird (derogatory) and should get punched in the face.
Teleporting would be amazing right now.
Teleporting would be amazing right now.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
People be weird (derogatory) and should get punched in the face.
Teleporting would be amazing right now.
Teleporting would be amazing right now.
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Folks get behind these keyboards and lose reality. Saying things you’d never say to anyone in real life but posting it for kudos from strangers. Harassing folks in private instead of just blocking. It’s all very strange.
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Folks get behind these keyboards and lose reality. Saying things you’d never say to anyone in real life but posting it for kudos from strangers. Harassing folks in private instead of just blocking. It’s all very strange.
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So much shit is just goofy to me now. Like people are getting more dweebish by the day and social media ain’t helping.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So much shit is just goofy to me now. Like people are getting more dweebish by the day and social media ain’t helping.
I was really baking my ass off at one point, I really can’t wait to get back to that.
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I was really baking my ass off at one point, I really can’t wait to get back to that.