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I'm sorry, how big are your carrots?
Well, 250g, but still... Unreasonable.
Well, 250g, but still... Unreasonable.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm sorry, how big are your carrots?
Well, 250g, but still... Unreasonable.
Well, 250g, but still... Unreasonable.
When I was 7, we had to programme the sequence of a some traffic lights in ICT class
I did it super fast and was excited to show the teacher.
🟢 >🟡> 🔴> 🟡> 🟢
"That's not right," said the teacher. "It's 🟢 >🟡> 🔴>🔴 + 🟡> 🟢."
I remember thinking, I'm 7??? I can't drive???
And I still can't, so I win.
I did it super fast and was excited to show the teacher.
🟢 >🟡> 🔴> 🟡> 🟢
"That's not right," said the teacher. "It's 🟢 >🟡> 🔴>🔴 + 🟡> 🟢."
I remember thinking, I'm 7??? I can't drive???
And I still can't, so I win.
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
When I was 7, we had to programme the sequence of a some traffic lights in ICT class
I did it super fast and was excited to show the teacher.
🟢 >🟡> 🔴> 🟡> 🟢
"That's not right," said the teacher. "It's 🟢 >🟡> 🔴>🔴 + 🟡> 🟢."
I remember thinking, I'm 7??? I can't drive???
And I still can't, so I win.
I did it super fast and was excited to show the teacher.
🟢 >🟡> 🔴> 🟡> 🟢
"That's not right," said the teacher. "It's 🟢 >🟡> 🔴>🔴 + 🟡> 🟢."
I remember thinking, I'm 7??? I can't drive???
And I still can't, so I win.
Is it not slightly odd that Girls Aloud don’t come up in the BBC’s ‘Girlbands Forever’ doc?
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Is it not slightly odd that Girls Aloud don’t come up in the BBC’s ‘Girlbands Forever’ doc?
For once, I’ve got a Halloween costume. Like all the best costumes, it requires an explanation and for me to show you a picture on my phone.
It’s a life-size recreation of this tiny painted vampire that’s in my flat.
It’s a life-size recreation of this tiny painted vampire that’s in my flat.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
For once, I’ve got a Halloween costume. Like all the best costumes, it requires an explanation and for me to show you a picture on my phone.
It’s a life-size recreation of this tiny painted vampire that’s in my flat.
It’s a life-size recreation of this tiny painted vampire that’s in my flat.
I was pretty gutted that we weren’t getting a third Ncuti series of Who, but, TBH, probably a worthy trade for dodging the bullet of whatever RTD had planned with Susan.
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I was pretty gutted that we weren’t getting a third Ncuti series of Who, but, TBH, probably a worthy trade for dodging the bullet of whatever RTD had planned with Susan.
Between ‘Avatar’ and ‘Bayonetta’, 2009 was a landmark year for controlling dragons with hair
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Between ‘Avatar’ and ‘Bayonetta’, 2009 was a landmark year for controlling dragons with hair
I’ve been watching Apple TV’s ‘Drops of God’, which is very funny because it’s straining to adapt a manga into prestige-y TV.
It‘s good though! Good enough that it almost convinced me that *I* could get really into wine.
Anyway, I drank about two sips and have decided that it’s (still) not for me
It‘s good though! Good enough that it almost convinced me that *I* could get really into wine.
Anyway, I drank about two sips and have decided that it’s (still) not for me
October 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ve been watching Apple TV’s ‘Drops of God’, which is very funny because it’s straining to adapt a manga into prestige-y TV.
It‘s good though! Good enough that it almost convinced me that *I* could get really into wine.
Anyway, I drank about two sips and have decided that it’s (still) not for me
It‘s good though! Good enough that it almost convinced me that *I* could get really into wine.
Anyway, I drank about two sips and have decided that it’s (still) not for me
If anyone's interested in going to the 'immersive audio experience' in a bunch of shipping containters in the Olympic Park, know that I came off my bike because I ran into its power cable cover and properly scraped up my knee – so it's tasted blood and is probably hungry for more.
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If anyone's interested in going to the 'immersive audio experience' in a bunch of shipping containters in the Olympic Park, know that I came off my bike because I ran into its power cable cover and properly scraped up my knee – so it's tasted blood and is probably hungry for more.
Remains immensely frustrating that many people have decided that social media/the internet is a grave threat for the youth, but are seemingly unable to recognise that older people’s minds are getting absolutely fried by it!
UK politics is basically all quote tweets, but it’s a young people problem
UK politics is basically all quote tweets, but it’s a young people problem
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Remains immensely frustrating that many people have decided that social media/the internet is a grave threat for the youth, but are seemingly unable to recognise that older people’s minds are getting absolutely fried by it!
UK politics is basically all quote tweets, but it’s a young people problem
UK politics is basically all quote tweets, but it’s a young people problem
The idea of a Nana x Vivian Westwood collab edition of the manga feels sorta redundant because isn’t that just Nana?!? It’s already full of Westwood!
October 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The idea of a Nana x Vivian Westwood collab edition of the manga feels sorta redundant because isn’t that just Nana?!? It’s already full of Westwood!
Watched ‘The Pope’s Exorcist’ this evening. I found it pretty boring; I would like 40 sequels please.
I actually think all horror films should turn into ‘Lara Croft: Tomb Raider’ (2001) in the final 15 mins.
I actually think all horror films should turn into ‘Lara Croft: Tomb Raider’ (2001) in the final 15 mins.
October 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Watched ‘The Pope’s Exorcist’ this evening. I found it pretty boring; I would like 40 sequels please.
I actually think all horror films should turn into ‘Lara Croft: Tomb Raider’ (2001) in the final 15 mins.
I actually think all horror films should turn into ‘Lara Croft: Tomb Raider’ (2001) in the final 15 mins.
Reposted
October 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Doing a deep clean of all the kitchen cupboards in my rented flat because we discovered grubs in some flour, only for my 21yo cousin to message say she’s just bought a cottage.
These things aren’t at all connected, but, still, I hate it.
These things aren’t at all connected, but, still, I hate it.
September 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Doing a deep clean of all the kitchen cupboards in my rented flat because we discovered grubs in some flour, only for my 21yo cousin to message say she’s just bought a cottage.
These things aren’t at all connected, but, still, I hate it.
These things aren’t at all connected, but, still, I hate it.
There were probably people whose favourite bit of Resident Evil 7 were when Chris Redfield and Blue Umbrella turned up, and, honestly, that scares me
(This post inspired by visiting the Silent Hill subreddit for 20 seconds)
(This post inspired by visiting the Silent Hill subreddit for 20 seconds)
September 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There were probably people whose favourite bit of Resident Evil 7 were when Chris Redfield and Blue Umbrella turned up, and, honestly, that scares me
(This post inspired by visiting the Silent Hill subreddit for 20 seconds)
(This post inspired by visiting the Silent Hill subreddit for 20 seconds)
Visited a game shop in Cornwall which appeared to be selling the IKEA aliens for a bit of a markup.
Fair enough. The nearest IKEA is like 2 hrs away
On further inspection, however, these look like IKEA alien dupes! There’s exposed stitching and the proportions are off! Don’t be fooled, Cornwall!!
Fair enough. The nearest IKEA is like 2 hrs away
On further inspection, however, these look like IKEA alien dupes! There’s exposed stitching and the proportions are off! Don’t be fooled, Cornwall!!
September 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Visited a game shop in Cornwall which appeared to be selling the IKEA aliens for a bit of a markup.
Fair enough. The nearest IKEA is like 2 hrs away
On further inspection, however, these look like IKEA alien dupes! There’s exposed stitching and the proportions are off! Don’t be fooled, Cornwall!!
Fair enough. The nearest IKEA is like 2 hrs away
On further inspection, however, these look like IKEA alien dupes! There’s exposed stitching and the proportions are off! Don’t be fooled, Cornwall!!
On holiday at the minute, and got this notification on my phone that I fully have never seen before… 😬
September 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
On holiday at the minute, and got this notification on my phone that I fully have never seen before… 😬
I was in such a bad mood yesterday that I had to take a 30-minute break during Bake Off because I was infuriated by the challenges
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I was in such a bad mood yesterday that I had to take a 30-minute break during Bake Off because I was infuriated by the challenges
An underdiscussed angle on the Tube stikes is how many people have lived their entire lives underground, since this is apparently their first day on Planet Earth.
Welcome to the surface; please don't take a selfie while waiting at a green signal.
Welcome to the surface; please don't take a selfie while waiting at a green signal.
September 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
An underdiscussed angle on the Tube stikes is how many people have lived their entire lives underground, since this is apparently their first day on Planet Earth.
Welcome to the surface; please don't take a selfie while waiting at a green signal.
Welcome to the surface; please don't take a selfie while waiting at a green signal.
Enjoyed the first ep of #KamenRiderZeztz - the dream stuff (which was the least compelling to me in the pre-release summaries), made for some neat filmmaking and character beats.
September 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Enjoyed the first ep of #KamenRiderZeztz - the dream stuff (which was the least compelling to me in the pre-release summaries), made for some neat filmmaking and character beats.
RE Kamen Rider Zeztz's international release:
Struggling to think how anybody will be able to catch the airings every week for 50-ish weeks in a year.
I like watching TV at time of broadcast, but that's for at most, what, 12 weeks a go? And if I miss a week, I can catch up!
Very odd.
Struggling to think how anybody will be able to catch the airings every week for 50-ish weeks in a year.
I like watching TV at time of broadcast, but that's for at most, what, 12 weeks a go? And if I miss a week, I can catch up!
Very odd.
August 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
RE Kamen Rider Zeztz's international release:
Struggling to think how anybody will be able to catch the airings every week for 50-ish weeks in a year.
I like watching TV at time of broadcast, but that's for at most, what, 12 weeks a go? And if I miss a week, I can catch up!
Very odd.
Struggling to think how anybody will be able to catch the airings every week for 50-ish weeks in a year.
I like watching TV at time of broadcast, but that's for at most, what, 12 weeks a go? And if I miss a week, I can catch up!
Very odd.
Honestly, I’ve thought ‘Destination X’ has been pretty rubbish. However, ALL will be forgiven if the final destination X is in a TV studio, and the contestants get off the coach to find an applauding audience and their families.
August 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Honestly, I’ve thought ‘Destination X’ has been pretty rubbish. However, ALL will be forgiven if the final destination X is in a TV studio, and the contestants get off the coach to find an applauding audience and their families.
Like, this is not an original point, but it is fucking galling to see the breathless way the far-right ‘asylum hotel protests’ are being covered in the news. And then you see the footage and, like, 200 people are there.
A couple weeks back multiple 100,000s marched in London for Palestine.
A couple weeks back multiple 100,000s marched in London for Palestine.
August 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Like, this is not an original point, but it is fucking galling to see the breathless way the far-right ‘asylum hotel protests’ are being covered in the news. And then you see the footage and, like, 200 people are there.
A couple weeks back multiple 100,000s marched in London for Palestine.
A couple weeks back multiple 100,000s marched in London for Palestine.
Was shocked and appalled to learn the stroke order for the same character in Chinese and Kanji scripts can have different stroke orders.
Was equally shocked and appalled to realise that in the specific instance I had encountered, I had just been getting the Kanji stroke order wrong all my life.
Was equally shocked and appalled to realise that in the specific instance I had encountered, I had just been getting the Kanji stroke order wrong all my life.
August 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Was shocked and appalled to learn the stroke order for the same character in Chinese and Kanji scripts can have different stroke orders.
Was equally shocked and appalled to realise that in the specific instance I had encountered, I had just been getting the Kanji stroke order wrong all my life.
Was equally shocked and appalled to realise that in the specific instance I had encountered, I had just been getting the Kanji stroke order wrong all my life.
Don’t get me wrong; I think HK is great and excited to play Silksong in 2-3 years. But going through the whole shebang right at this moment will turn me into the biggest hater, so opting out.
August 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Don’t get me wrong; I think HK is great and excited to play Silksong in 2-3 years. But going through the whole shebang right at this moment will turn me into the biggest hater, so opting out.
Like, 5 years ago there was a Twitter story/creepypasta(?) about a cancelled Tomb Raider spin-off, which took AGES to get to the punchline “Tombscrolling.”
I read all of it, but didn’t know the word “doomscrolling” at the time, so the joke went over my head and I just thought it seemed a bad game.
I read all of it, but didn’t know the word “doomscrolling” at the time, so the joke went over my head and I just thought it seemed a bad game.
August 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Like, 5 years ago there was a Twitter story/creepypasta(?) about a cancelled Tomb Raider spin-off, which took AGES to get to the punchline “Tombscrolling.”
I read all of it, but didn’t know the word “doomscrolling” at the time, so the joke went over my head and I just thought it seemed a bad game.
I read all of it, but didn’t know the word “doomscrolling” at the time, so the joke went over my head and I just thought it seemed a bad game.