Ashi
@ashikun.xyz
Apparently I'm here now! Views own not employer's. 34NB
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If a court wants to try and tell me I can't call Oat Milk milk, they can go ahead and try. I will never have my vocabulary, let alone the ontology it describes, be defined by a judge in a silly wig. Watch this: Cow water.
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
If a court wants to try and tell me I can't call Oat Milk milk, they can go ahead and try. I will never have my vocabulary, let alone the ontology it describes, be defined by a judge in a silly wig. Watch this: Cow water.
[screams incoherently in AI]
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
[screams incoherently in AI]
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
![BBC live news page headline: ‘[Keir] Starmer meets cabinet as ministers warned not to publish their own [Peter] Mandelson messages’](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3h3voaqn6ye5c32hmejz6hpw/bafkreifm2alshcafuqjw3sphallpf2idyegwse7zwtvb2qiotwzrghadhi@jpeg)
capitalism had plenty of chances to Learn Something but obstinately went straight the fuck back to what it does best: never learning Anything
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 AM
capitalism had plenty of chances to Learn Something but obstinately went straight the fuck back to what it does best: never learning Anything
i still can’t believe that in the year of our lord 2026, and after a massive coronavirus pandemic that temporarily completely restructured society, Capital has managed to make ‘you have to relocate to take this white-collar job’ still continue to be a Thing
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
i still can’t believe that in the year of our lord 2026, and after a massive coronavirus pandemic that temporarily completely restructured society, Capital has managed to make ‘you have to relocate to take this white-collar job’ still continue to be a Thing
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Nothing makes me feel good like scrolling through multiple TikTok videos of medical school students going through their newly minted AI generated textbooks and making slideshows of all of the errors including completely made up muscles and tendons - can’t wait to age in this hellscape
October 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Nothing makes me feel good like scrolling through multiple TikTok videos of medical school students going through their newly minted AI generated textbooks and making slideshows of all of the errors including completely made up muscles and tendons - can’t wait to age in this hellscape
today’s new cargo crate: hyperzoo-tilemap, for holding the tilemap data (elements, layers, operations on them, I/O)
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
today’s new cargo crate: hyperzoo-tilemap, for holding the tilemap data (elements, layers, operations on them, I/O)
every time keir starmer reboots his leadership I make a new cargo crate in hyperzoo
February 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
every time keir starmer reboots his leadership I make a new cargo crate in hyperzoo
how the hell is queef stranraer still pm
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
how the hell is queef stranraer still pm
current UK weather be like youtu.be/q4Vq0Fmz46s
Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald- Flood
YouTube video by pokemonmusicmaster
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 8:34 AM
current UK weather be like youtu.be/q4Vq0Fmz46s
this really is a shitty dystopia we live in, at least Blade Runner looked cool
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
this really is a shitty dystopia we live in, at least Blade Runner looked cool
love AI, me. The whole thing where you pitch disruptive technology as being able to save people from menial work to give them more time to be creative, and then turn the creativity sector into slop and deny them anything that could make their lives fun or bearable while forcing them onto 996 hours
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
love AI, me. The whole thing where you pitch disruptive technology as being able to save people from menial work to give them more time to be creative, and then turn the creativity sector into slop and deny them anything that could make their lives fun or bearable while forcing them onto 996 hours
I say 'totally not a ZZT' as if the name isn't clearly a really lame pun on the *other* totally not a ZZT in my life
I really need to think of a better name
I really need to think of a better name
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I say 'totally not a ZZT' as if the name isn't clearly a really lame pun on the *other* totally not a ZZT in my life
I really need to think of a better name
I really need to think of a better name
I've been working on this damned 'totally not a ZZT honest' in Bevy since the end of 2024, with several Bevy migrations, and only now have I started to implement the concept of shooting things
sadly there are, as of yet, no things to shoot
sadly there are, as of yet, no things to shoot
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I've been working on this damned 'totally not a ZZT honest' in Bevy since the end of 2024, with several Bevy migrations, and only now have I started to implement the concept of shooting things
sadly there are, as of yet, no things to shoot
sadly there are, as of yet, no things to shoot
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Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
i was gonna make a joke about being so old that i remember when fka twigs was just twigs, but it turns out she actually did go by twigs at one point
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
i was gonna make a joke about being so old that i remember when fka twigs was just twigs, but it turns out she actually did go by twigs at one point
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AI intends to kill us all
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 PM
AI intends to kill us all
why oh why do we still have a royal family to be constantly navel gazing about the disgrace and scandals of in 2026
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 AM
why oh why do we still have a royal family to be constantly navel gazing about the disgrace and scandals of in 2026
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i refuse to pay for a broadcaster that regularly refers to me and my community using slurs and anti-scientific language.
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
i refuse to pay for a broadcaster that regularly refers to me and my community using slurs and anti-scientific language.
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labour are turning the country in to a shithole. right now. at this very moment. yet every day i have to put up with ppl ranting at me about how if don't support labour we'll get reform.
it's always the same kind of person too: retired and living in europe somewhere.
it's always the same kind of person too: retired and living in europe somewhere.
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 PM
labour are turning the country in to a shithole. right now. at this very moment. yet every day i have to put up with ppl ranting at me about how if don't support labour we'll get reform.
it's always the same kind of person too: retired and living in europe somewhere.
it's always the same kind of person too: retired and living in europe somewhere.
it’s almost a direct line to happier times
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
it’s almost a direct line to happier times