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Ashhole 🧜🏼‍♀️
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Just doing mom and wife and Pilates things while reading and hiking.

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Seeing how the Seahawks are about to be sold, one of the things I am reminded about is that NFL owners will give millions of dollars to Trump as President and do promotional events for him but never let him buy a team in the NFL because they thought he’d be terrible for the league
February 19, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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James Talarico: My Republican colleagues were promoting a hoax that students were identifying as cats.

They want us talking about furries so we don't realize that they are picking our pockets, gutting our health care, and raising taxes on all of us while they cut taxes for their billionaire donors.
February 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Let’s go
February 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
James Talarico my guys.
February 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
We have Jameson doing yoga over here and istg he’s the coolest little dude.
February 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Thought I’d share this gem from bedtime last night. J reads the first book then I read about 5 before bed 🤣 g loves j reading. It’s one of my favorite times of day.
@samthesoupgod.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
www.maptap.gg February 15
96🔥 77👏 61🫢 89👑 76🌞
Final score: 790

I am someone who gets lost going to Kroger. No joke. This is the best I’ve done and I nearly cried 🤣
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
www.maptap.gg
February 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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We're no longer a functioning democracy. Don't expect a democratic election.
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
7 years ago today I did the bravest thing I’ve ever done. I invited someone over to my home after only meeting him once in person. So unhinged. So damn thankful I did. Love you, @samthesoupgod.bsky.social Thanks for coming over that night and never leaving. ❤️

SHOOT YOUR SHOT. ALWAYS.
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Starting Fresh Prince. Just finished episode 1 and I scream laughed about a dozen times. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day!
a man is sitting on a couch and saying and i love love
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch and saying and i love love
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February 14, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Terrified I may have to fight in widespread urban warfare side by side with my sons to help restore democracy to America
Terrified I might go into an amount of debt I’ll never recover from
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I know the world is crazy but I had a really great day. I got a promotion today and a sizable raise. The last few years for the Smiths have been so good. We keep betting on ourselves and it keeps working. Love y’all, hopefully we can all see each other soon! @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Me in shorts and a tank top in February
a woman is crying with the words i 'm so freaking happy behind her
ALT: a woman is crying with the words i 'm so freaking happy behind her
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February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Drake Maye trying to convince us his mother, who played HS basketball, is the best athlete in the family is bizarre to me. Am I missing something here?
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Hell yeah brother.
February 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Next up. Very excited about this one.
February 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Highly recommend these books for the kids.. We love Xavier Riddle on PBS. They learn so much.
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein took more photos of people he only hung out with once than I have of my best friends of 15 years
February 4, 2026 at 9:10 AM
I just did this. Not cute. Not smart. Thank god my kids have him for a dad bc lord almighty 💀
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
We aren’t. We will never forgive or forget.
How exactly are we expected to "move on" from learning that there are redacted photos of DEAD CHILDREN in the Epstein files? Or from ICE killing US citizens in the street? Or from trying to remove millions of women's right to vote with the SAVE Act?
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Started S2 of Deadwood last night. Holy moly. I love this show.

Alma crashing out killed me 🤣💀
February 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM