The Life of an Ashhole
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Just doing mom and wife and Pilates things while reading and hiking.
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Luckily Texas A+M fans are normal and they’ll probably process this okay and there won’t be, for instance, hundreds of freshmen ordered to shave off all their body hair to please some freak cult superstition tonight
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Luckily Texas A+M fans are normal and they’ll probably process this okay and there won’t be, for instance, hundreds of freshmen ordered to shave off all their body hair to please some freak cult superstition tonight
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Starting Saturday please be aware that my personality is Arch Manning is my QB.
August 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Starting Saturday please be aware that my personality is Arch Manning is my QB.
We got this book for the boys and J is obsessed.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We got this book for the boys and J is obsessed.
I’m having deviled eggs for breakfast and Sam is having pecan pie.
AFTER we fed our children pancakes, waffles and fruit.
Winning 🤣🤣🤣
AFTER we fed our children pancakes, waffles and fruit.
Winning 🤣🤣🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m having deviled eggs for breakfast and Sam is having pecan pie.
AFTER we fed our children pancakes, waffles and fruit.
Winning 🤣🤣🤣
AFTER we fed our children pancakes, waffles and fruit.
Winning 🤣🤣🤣
The peace I have today with no family arguments to heal from is so unmatched.
I love the life we have created. Nothing to heal from. Amazing.
I love the life we have created. Nothing to heal from. Amazing.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The peace I have today with no family arguments to heal from is so unmatched.
I love the life we have created. Nothing to heal from. Amazing.
I love the life we have created. Nothing to heal from. Amazing.
Our Halloween kittens are hanging on our back porch now and waiting for us every day. I love them. They still won’t let me touch them and that makes me want to puke 🤣💀.
Don’t they know they’ll be gods in this house if they stop sprinting away from me!?
Don’t they know they’ll be gods in this house if they stop sprinting away from me!?
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Our Halloween kittens are hanging on our back porch now and waiting for us every day. I love them. They still won’t let me touch them and that makes me want to puke 🤣💀.
Don’t they know they’ll be gods in this house if they stop sprinting away from me!?
Don’t they know they’ll be gods in this house if they stop sprinting away from me!?
J over our pumpkin pie… totally out of nowhere:
“daddy, I’m cooler than you and your brother.”
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“daddy, I’m cooler than you and your brother.”
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November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
J over our pumpkin pie… totally out of nowhere:
“daddy, I’m cooler than you and your brother.”
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“daddy, I’m cooler than you and your brother.”
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G just came up to me and said “mommy. I want to go to New York.”
SIR. ME TOO.
He is 2 1/2 years old lmfao. What 🤣 I love him
SIR. ME TOO.
He is 2 1/2 years old lmfao. What 🤣 I love him
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
G just came up to me and said “mommy. I want to go to New York.”
SIR. ME TOO.
He is 2 1/2 years old lmfao. What 🤣 I love him
SIR. ME TOO.
He is 2 1/2 years old lmfao. What 🤣 I love him
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Traditional artists always need grounds. Always. ALWAYS.
Little kids go through loose paper and cheap sketchbooks like they go through potato chips.
Adults: whatever canvas, panel, paper, or notebook they usually use, I promise they need more of it.
Little kids go through loose paper and cheap sketchbooks like they go through potato chips.
Adults: whatever canvas, panel, paper, or notebook they usually use, I promise they need more of it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Traditional artists always need grounds. Always. ALWAYS.
Little kids go through loose paper and cheap sketchbooks like they go through potato chips.
Adults: whatever canvas, panel, paper, or notebook they usually use, I promise they need more of it.
Little kids go through loose paper and cheap sketchbooks like they go through potato chips.
Adults: whatever canvas, panel, paper, or notebook they usually use, I promise they need more of it.
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I'm not going to drink, idiot. Trying to touch some boobs.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm not going to drink, idiot. Trying to touch some boobs.
3 people who all needed new glasses in the same month was super silly planning for us but wow it’s nice to see again 🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
3 people who all needed new glasses in the same month was super silly planning for us but wow it’s nice to see again 🤣🤣
So we noticed I’d been super distracted for like a week now. I’m training at work, appts. Just weird week. So today’s only objective was mom play all day. At bedtime J grabbed my face and said “thank you for being my fun mommy. You’re a good woman!” And went to sleep. 😍😭 this little angel.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So we noticed I’d been super distracted for like a week now. I’m training at work, appts. Just weird week. So today’s only objective was mom play all day. At bedtime J grabbed my face and said “thank you for being my fun mommy. You’re a good woman!” And went to sleep. 😍😭 this little angel.
Lego Sunday was a hit.
These are so cool. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
These are so cool. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lego Sunday was a hit.
These are so cool. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
These are so cool. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
Let’s do it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Let’s do it.
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Sam just hollered at the boys “you freaking animals” and I’m laughing so hard I had to leave the room.
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sam just hollered at the boys “you freaking animals” and I’m laughing so hard I had to leave the room.
We are watching John Adams on HBO and omg it’s so good. I’m learning so much.
BUT… I’m very confused because I think I’m finding out I’m super into Paul Giamatti.
BUT… I’m very confused because I think I’m finding out I’m super into Paul Giamatti.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We are watching John Adams on HBO and omg it’s so good. I’m learning so much.
BUT… I’m very confused because I think I’m finding out I’m super into Paul Giamatti.
BUT… I’m very confused because I think I’m finding out I’m super into Paul Giamatti.
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37 is gonna be just fine. 😍
@samthesoupgod.bsky.social
@samthesoupgod.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
37 is gonna be just fine. 😍
@samthesoupgod.bsky.social
@samthesoupgod.bsky.social
Cake for breakfast, hugs from boys, presents and flowers. I’m already feeling ridiculously happy and we haven’t even gone outside yet.
Happy birthday @ashholesmith.bsky.social Thank you for putting up with me. I love you lots.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Cake for breakfast, hugs from boys, presents and flowers. I’m already feeling ridiculously happy and we haven’t even gone outside yet.
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I cannot stop staring at this man and his mustache. What is happening
a woman in a purple shirt is holding a bottle of water in her hand .
ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is holding a bottle of water in her hand .
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November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I cannot stop staring at this man and his mustache. What is happening
10/10
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November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Jameson wants to sit in his room to write and draw and it’s so weird bc I love it for him but like … I miss him 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Jameson wants to sit in his room to write and draw and it’s so weird bc I love it for him but like … I miss him 🤣