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CinderKinder 𓅋 Duchess of Kestrel
@ashbei.bsky.social
Ops Aficionado
Chaotic Good Rogue/Ranger
Karen-Tamer Extraordinaire
Retail Jockey
Amateur botanist
Civics Nerd
Czarina of Basement-Intelligence (Intern)
Reposted by CinderKinder 𓅋 Duchess of Kestrel
the planes yearn for the sea
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is an acceptable definition of a MAN, in case any fascists want to ask the inverse of their tired-ass, predictable, bad faith dog-whistle of a question : @squidtips.bsky.social is a man. A beautiful, complete package of a man.
HAPPY PRIDE Y’ALL!
❤️💛🧡🩵💚💙💜🤍🩶🤎🖤
June 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
@dj-peach-cobbler.bsky.social
is this you?
Are he thee?
Was them us?
Wilt they me?
Were we thou?
April 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
@jarvis.bsky.social hope you and yours are safe and sound within the hellscape that is LA right now. 💓💗❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤💗💓
January 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why do cats hate our happiness? Or, at the very least, our piece of mind?

Between the cleaning chemical room of death, to the evidently delicious plastic shopping bags of yummy toxicity, they have the survival instincts of Pandas, sometimes.
Because upsetting hooman is lulz.
me: alright i need to do some serious cleaning. please do not try to sneak into the room full of dangerous chemicals that could kill you

the cat, internally narrated by ray liotta: ever since i was a kid i knew i wanted to go into the room full of dangerous chemicals that could kill me
January 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
youtube.com/@phsbroadcas...

Paradise Broadcasting is doing investigative journalism on stories that literally NO ONE else is; including the genocide of the Papua New Guinea people by the Indonesian government. They are like what Vice was, once upon a time, but not morally bankrupt.
PHS Broadcast
youtube.com
December 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I imported 24 friends from Twitter to Bluesky
Import your Twitter follows to Bluesky
skygaze.io
December 18, 2023 at 5:03 AM
Yeah, the copium must be outrageously strong, to pull that shit off.
But, the Right has always disbelieved in silly things, like ya know, the concept of Hypocrisy.
December 18, 2023 at 4:36 AM
@daffodil2023.bsky.social thank you for continuing the trend in my seeing a follow notification for Bluesky, and laughing out loud, to then get to respond “Oh, a {adjective} {animal} is following me!”, followed by a tense pause as my coworkers try to decide if I’ve finally lost it.
Cheers!
November 5, 2023 at 3:59 PM
@monitorlizard.bsky.social I laughed out loud when I saw the notification on my phone that read “A Monitor Lizard is following you.”
My coworkers are now even more confused, because the only answer I gave them when asked was “I’m being followed by a reptilian socialist.”
Cheers!
October 27, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by CinderKinder 𓅋 Duchess of Kestrel
Look. That they can't elect a Speaker is simultaneously a crisis for both America and the world at large, a ploy for those members of the GOP who want the government to fail, and objectively fucking hilarious.

I'm very sorry that all of these are true but they are.
October 20, 2023 at 5:27 PM
He Might Be A Giant
Depluralize a band

Neko Single-Serving
October 20, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Oh, shit, I just realized who Patrick McHenry looks like.
October 20, 2023 at 3:27 PM
All I’m saying is, you can’t prove Ron DeSantis ISN’T NeuroLink’s one Chimpanzee success story.

It really is amazing how human they are when you put them in pumps and a suit.
October 13, 2023 at 3:52 PM
I second this motion.
I believe i speak for all Californians when I put forth @falconryfinance.bsky.social for acting Senator
October 1, 2023 at 8:00 AM
For real, tho. I listen to the penguin more. Thank god.
October 1, 2023 at 7:40 AM
🌱 Left-My Mother’s Miniature Magenta Mums
Right-This year’s Gratuitous Grape Grow
September 30, 2023 at 8:53 AM
Omg I’m dying. DYING.
September 30, 2023 at 4:40 AM
FOR REAL.
September 30, 2023 at 4:36 AM
Don’t give them ideas….
they bury feinstien’s interns with her like they did for the pharaohs
September 30, 2023 at 12:55 AM
m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The A-side of my first mixtape (literally, I’m that old y’all). B-side was TMBG’s John Henry album.
The first thing I bought myself, with money from selling calendars and stickers from a catalogue, was a Sony Walkman. I’d lip sync with abandon, all day. Good times.
September 29, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Bro. The Deprogram Podcast theme song freaking SLAPS.

youtu.be/5Yjso39CotA
Intro Song │ The Deprogram Podcast
International Anti-Capitalist podcast run by an American, Slav and an Arab. Clip is from Mork channel video named "Cool Peter dances on the Joker stairs" and...
youtu.be
September 29, 2023 at 6:50 PM
How bout 3 banger photos of ONE of my cats?
Every reskeet (that includes a picture of your, or at least SOMEONES cat(s).) garners my attention in the form of a personal picture of one or more of my cats.
I have many cats.
Would you like a cat??
September 26, 2023 at 11:06 PM
J Aubrey has done it again, y’all. A deep dive into the foul bowel of Red Pill Youtube, to unearth… a Pearl. 😏
The man is a saint and a martyr, and we all should probably be paying for his therapy.

youtu.be/x81gguSPGcQ?...
The Tragic Tale of JustPearlyThings | The Un-Pickable Pick-Me
Go to https://vance-global.com/ and use code JAUBREY for 20% off your order or code JAUBREY30 for 30% off subscriptions! -Pearl Davis, or JustPearlyThings, h...
youtu.be
September 22, 2023 at 6:21 AM