Orchid
@ascaredwhale.bsky.social
All I see is a bunch of gas-pumping, tobacco-chewing, inbred white trash
WELL IT WAS
My wife has a lil kratom beverage and starts saying things to me like “The Chikara venue was so sick bro”
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
WELL IT WAS
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Flattered but regular reminder when this occasionally comes up that Kyle is 7000% more jacked and way more handsome.
Kyle Fletcher turned into Ian Riccaboni so slowly I don't think anyone noticed
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Flattered but regular reminder when this occasionally comes up that Kyle is 7000% more jacked and way more handsome.
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The Texas Death Match between Jon Moxley & Hangman Adam Page was a big, bad motherfucker of a match, a transcendent AEW moment whose legend will only grow from Saturday, a redemption story so strong it healed some wounds that stretched back to 1997.
For @vgbees.com:
vgbees.com/texas-death-...
For @vgbees.com:
vgbees.com/texas-death-...
Texas Death Breathes New Life Into Professional Wrestling - VGBees
Editor’s note: this piece contains images and descriptions of violent wrestling matches and moments featuring blood, simulated strangling/asphyxiation, and more. These images have not been...
vgbees.com
July 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Texas Death Match between Jon Moxley & Hangman Adam Page was a big, bad motherfucker of a match, a transcendent AEW moment whose legend will only grow from Saturday, a redemption story so strong it healed some wounds that stretched back to 1997.
For @vgbees.com:
vgbees.com/texas-death-...
For @vgbees.com:
vgbees.com/texas-death-...
Funniest text I've ever received
June 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Funniest text I've ever received
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“why do gazans need money?” bitch why do you need money
May 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“why do gazans need money?” bitch why do you need money
Tom Cruise might be my least favorite actor of all time
May 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tom Cruise might be my least favorite actor of all time
Am going back to school this summer, mostly to put off my loans until this SAVE plan shit is figured out, but putting this into the universe for accountability sake:
I will finish my first feature by Dec 2026 & will eventually take an honest stab at trying to sell it.
I will finish my first feature by Dec 2026 & will eventually take an honest stab at trying to sell it.
May 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Am going back to school this summer, mostly to put off my loans until this SAVE plan shit is figured out, but putting this into the universe for accountability sake:
I will finish my first feature by Dec 2026 & will eventually take an honest stab at trying to sell it.
I will finish my first feature by Dec 2026 & will eventually take an honest stab at trying to sell it.
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Been adding Final Fantasy speech boxes to things.
May 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Been adding Final Fantasy speech boxes to things.
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The king.
April 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The king.
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I can’t stop watching this shit
he's vanilla baby
March 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I can’t stop watching this shit
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New article! Share & Subscribe! Bursting out the gate with that signature black coat, hi-top Gumby haircut and doing the Roger Rabbit dance; Bobby is all kinetic energy. Bouncing and snapping to that catchy New Jack Swing Pop beat. Making sure that America gets a good, hard look at what he can do.
Bobby Brown Is A Minimalist Tour De Force On ‘Every Little Step’
Back in 1988, Bobby Brown had been riding high as the breakout member of the Teen Pop and R&B group, New Edition. But his second solo album, Don’t Be Cruel, was about to send his stock into the strato...
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March 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
New article! Share & Subscribe! Bursting out the gate with that signature black coat, hi-top Gumby haircut and doing the Roger Rabbit dance; Bobby is all kinetic energy. Bouncing and snapping to that catchy New Jack Swing Pop beat. Making sure that America gets a good, hard look at what he can do.
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Vaccines should be a last line of defense, the most important thing to do is wear a mask, ventilate and try not to get infected. Every single time you get sick with Covid your body is harmed and the damage to your body is cumulative. This is why you want to mitigate infection
March 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Vaccines should be a last line of defense, the most important thing to do is wear a mask, ventilate and try not to get infected. Every single time you get sick with Covid your body is harmed and the damage to your body is cumulative. This is why you want to mitigate infection
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Just looked up a goldeneye duck and my immediate thought was not the 90s reference any of you may have been expecting.
March 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just looked up a goldeneye duck and my immediate thought was not the 90s reference any of you may have been expecting.
Personally, I think if a guy is too stupid to understand his place on the card to the point where your long-tenured main eventers are most likely refusing to wrestle after him, I think that guy is probably not the best wrestler in the world
What I hear when people say Will Ospreay is the best wrestler in the world
March 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Personally, I think if a guy is too stupid to understand his place on the card to the point where your long-tenured main eventers are most likely refusing to wrestle after him, I think that guy is probably not the best wrestler in the world
Mood
Watching TJPW wrestling in an aquarium with @ascaredwhale.bsky.social. I now hope all other promotions are taking notes as attentively as this beluga whale.
March 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Mood
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I got a $17 bag of frozen fish for free on a BOGO over a month ago and my wife has to hear about it every time I eat this fish, which is often
March 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I got a $17 bag of frozen fish for free on a BOGO over a month ago and my wife has to hear about it every time I eat this fish, which is often
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So proud and excited to officially put @mithgifs.bsky.social's book "Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami" on sale to the 🤼 public.
Was supposed to launch yesterday, but delayed out of solidarity with the economic boycott.
Support independent artists!
www.indiegogo.com/projects/fig...
Was supposed to launch yesterday, but delayed out of solidarity with the economic boycott.
Support independent artists!
www.indiegogo.com/projects/fig...
Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami
Support independent art and artists | Check out 'Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami' on Indiegogo.
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March 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So proud and excited to officially put @mithgifs.bsky.social's book "Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami" on sale to the 🤼 public.
Was supposed to launch yesterday, but delayed out of solidarity with the economic boycott.
Support independent artists!
www.indiegogo.com/projects/fig...
Was supposed to launch yesterday, but delayed out of solidarity with the economic boycott.
Support independent artists!
www.indiegogo.com/projects/fig...
The winner of the NBA slam dunk contest should get a shot at the AEW world title
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The winner of the NBA slam dunk contest should get a shot at the AEW world title
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A spoiler from the desk of Mrs Convoy to you:
February 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
A spoiler from the desk of Mrs Convoy to you:
Need to watch a wrestling match where someone almost dies tonight, please feel free to make recommendations (bonus points for Jack Evans rec's)
February 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Need to watch a wrestling match where someone almost dies tonight, please feel free to make recommendations (bonus points for Jack Evans rec's)
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February 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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That's not how you open a briefcase
February 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That's not how you open a briefcase