DJ Convoy
@djconvoy.bsky.social
You: someone on Bluesky. Me: a misanthrope.
Cofounder of #FedBadIndustries
Apparently no longer a grumpy mod for the WON / F4W EMPIRE~!
Please enjoy my ramblings and art at https://lazonamuerta.net/
Cofounder of #FedBadIndustries
Apparently no longer a grumpy mod for the WON / F4W EMPIRE~!
Please enjoy my ramblings and art at https://lazonamuerta.net/
Boating accidents with Bob Wagner, purity tests and Choo-Choo the Hurkey Jerky Dancer plus a fair scoop of vanilla-flavored cowardice on my part in this week's MDTD:
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More Dangerous Than Dynamite: When I realize with fright that the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight
A behind the scenes glimpse into how the sausage is made here at YOUR favorite lukewarm takes factory, La Zona Muerta. I watch a wrestling show (or something), lament that I don’t take the ti…
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February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Boating accidents with Bob Wagner, purity tests and Choo-Choo the Hurkey Jerky Dancer plus a fair scoop of vanilla-flavored cowardice on my part in this week's MDTD:
lazonamuerta.net/2026/02/12/m...
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Dunno who needs to hear this but... AEW, while obviously more progressive than the alternative is NOT some bastion of leftist politics and values. I think that treating it as such is setting yourself up for disappointment. Not trying to excuse them or shame anybody or anything like that... I just
July 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Dunno who needs to hear this but... AEW, while obviously more progressive than the alternative is NOT some bastion of leftist politics and values. I think that treating it as such is setting yourself up for disappointment. Not trying to excuse them or shame anybody or anything like that... I just
Is big Dave saying WBD had cold feet about Brody due to the chants?
Oh, boy
Oh, boy
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Is big Dave saying WBD had cold feet about Brody due to the chants?
Oh, boy
Oh, boy
"Maybe this movie is actually called Bicker Man and it's about him bickering with everyone he meets" - Kevin Murphy
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"Maybe this movie is actually called Bicker Man and it's about him bickering with everyone he meets" - Kevin Murphy
WINDZAH doing the Bushwacker walk with a friggin' hammer 😂
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
WINDZAH doing the Bushwacker walk with a friggin' hammer 😂
Oooh, that's a nasty split
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Oooh, that's a nasty split
You back by 3/16, bruv?
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
You back by 3/16, bruv?
Aw, I figured all of the Stoke in the chair stuff was leading to a superkick bump
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Aw, I figured all of the Stoke in the chair stuff was leading to a superkick bump
Obviously the Bucks are rad and held that thing together (great job, in fact) but I can't say I relish FTR / Bucks for the millionth time. At least the Bucks are clearcut faces and FTR are diabolical heels, so that might help
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Obviously the Bucks are rad and held that thing together (great job, in fact) but I can't say I relish FTR / Bucks for the millionth time. At least the Bucks are clearcut faces and FTR are diabolical heels, so that might help
Good for PP for being in there with the Bucks because that's the only time they look world class. Bad for PP because Myron Reed is definitely better than either guy
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Good for PP for being in there with the Bucks because that's the only time they look world class. Bad for PP because Myron Reed is definitely better than either guy
Yay, they got the good theme!
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Yay, they got the good theme!
Fun little deal, there
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Fun little deal, there
Man, Garcia. Poor Garcia.
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Man, Garcia. Poor Garcia.
Oh no, Connors didn't have his NJPW theme. That's one of the better ones
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Oh no, Connors didn't have his NJPW theme. That's one of the better ones
Briscoe had his shot. Back of the line
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Briscoe had his shot. Back of the line
I was getting distressed at the lockouts but they did it. Send that trash back to Orlando!
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I was getting distressed at the lockouts but they did it. Send that trash back to Orlando!
Boy, the finish to this is gonna piss me off, isn't it
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Boy, the finish to this is gonna piss me off, isn't it
Davis is the mvp of this match
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Davis is the mvp of this match