DJ Convoy
@djconvoy.bsky.social
You: someone on Bluesky. Me: a misanthrope.
Cofounder of #FedBadIndustries
Apparently no longer a grumpy mod for the WON / F4W EMPIRE~!
Please enjoy my ramblings and art at https://lazonamuerta.net/
Cofounder of #FedBadIndustries
Apparently no longer a grumpy mod for the WON / F4W EMPIRE~!
Please enjoy my ramblings and art at https://lazonamuerta.net/
Muting the names of the new signees because, quite frankly, I'm sick of seeing people talk themselves into why it's okay that they were signed or worse, trying to convince everyone else of same. We have ten years of work to draw from; they weren't held back by WWE. It's a bad fit
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Muting the names of the new signees because, quite frankly, I'm sick of seeing people talk themselves into why it's okay that they were signed or worse, trying to convince everyone else of same. We have ten years of work to draw from; they weren't held back by WWE. It's a bad fit
Jesus, Max almost lost him on that
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Jesus, Max almost lost him on that
Like poison it tastes
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Like poison it tastes
Well, props for not censoring the chants, I guess
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Well, props for not censoring the chants, I guess
A Burberry Letterman's jacket (he lettered in douchebaggery, one supposes)
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
A Burberry Letterman's jacket (he lettered in douchebaggery, one supposes)
Other than the BRAINBUSTER OFF THE TOP, which was insane and should have been the finish, that was about as "safe" as it could have been. Still hate ladder matches, tho'
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Other than the BRAINBUSTER OFF THE TOP, which was insane and should have been the finish, that was about as "safe" as it could have been. Still hate ladder matches, tho'
*Jimmy Bauer voice* DANGEROUS ~!
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
*Jimmy Bauer voice* DANGEROUS ~!
Instead of a ladder match, how's about a nice game of Chutes and Ladders, instead
February 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Instead of a ladder match, how's about a nice game of Chutes and Ladders, instead
That's how you get heat in Australia 😂😂😂
February 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
That's how you get heat in Australia 😂😂😂
"Me llamo es Wheeler YUTA"
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
"Me llamo es Wheeler YUTA"
Why is Luther a soda jerk
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Why is Luther a soda jerk
Pandering! (In more ways than one)
February 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Pandering! (In more ways than one)
I get yelled at for this every time but I do NOT like the time limit draw
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I get yelled at for this every time but I do NOT like the time limit draw
That knee was ALL THE WAY LIVE
February 15, 2026 at 1:21 AM
That knee was ALL THE WAY LIVE
Nothing says "Valentine's Day" like two bloated people and a pile of dishes, festering in the sink. BRING ON THE GRAPPLING
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Nothing says "Valentine's Day" like two bloated people and a pile of dishes, festering in the sink. BRING ON THE GRAPPLING
Boating accidents with Bob Wagner, purity tests and Choo-Choo the Hurkey Jerky Dancer plus a fair scoop of vanilla-flavored cowardice on my part in this week's MDTD:
lazonamuerta.net/2026/02/12/m...
lazonamuerta.net/2026/02/12/m...
More Dangerous Than Dynamite: When I realize with fright that the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight
A behind the scenes glimpse into how the sausage is made here at YOUR favorite lukewarm takes factory, La Zona Muerta. I watch a wrestling show (or something), lament that I don’t take the ti…
lazonamuerta.net
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Boating accidents with Bob Wagner, purity tests and Choo-Choo the Hurkey Jerky Dancer plus a fair scoop of vanilla-flavored cowardice on my part in this week's MDTD:
lazonamuerta.net/2026/02/12/m...
lazonamuerta.net/2026/02/12/m...
Reposted by DJ Convoy
Dunno who needs to hear this but... AEW, while obviously more progressive than the alternative is NOT some bastion of leftist politics and values. I think that treating it as such is setting yourself up for disappointment. Not trying to excuse them or shame anybody or anything like that... I just
July 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Dunno who needs to hear this but... AEW, while obviously more progressive than the alternative is NOT some bastion of leftist politics and values. I think that treating it as such is setting yourself up for disappointment. Not trying to excuse them or shame anybody or anything like that... I just
Is big Dave saying WBD had cold feet about Brody due to the chants?
Oh, boy
Oh, boy
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Is big Dave saying WBD had cold feet about Brody due to the chants?
Oh, boy
Oh, boy
"Maybe this movie is actually called Bicker Man and it's about him bickering with everyone he meets" - Kevin Murphy
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"Maybe this movie is actually called Bicker Man and it's about him bickering with everyone he meets" - Kevin Murphy
WINDZAH doing the Bushwacker walk with a friggin' hammer 😂
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
WINDZAH doing the Bushwacker walk with a friggin' hammer 😂