Aaron Sarka
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Aaron Sarka
@asarka.bsky.social
Chicago writer, actor, dad, non-profit project manager
2 continents and 35 countries.
It would be like the French calling themselves "Europeans" and getting mad if Italians did the same.
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Driving: Not in the Constitution
Bank Accounts: Not in the Constitution
Cold Medicine: Not in the Constitution
Government Aid: Not in the Constitution
Attending the DNC: Not in the Constitution
Voting: Bokku mentions in the Constitution
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Brought to you by the same folks who wanted us all to see Hunter Biden's dick.
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The joke can't be that Johnson doesn't know anything. The joke is that he knows everything and lies constantly.
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
No it isn't. Someone just call him on it. Say, "No, it isn't, please answer". JFC.
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
None of those other things are guaranteed rights by the government? Just spitballing here.
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Pretty brazen admission of failure.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
This feels like my life now. People leaving Discord before I've even learned what Discord is.
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
This poll just excruciatingly depressing.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Normal people don't use em dashes in sentences. They just don't.
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
AI is absolutely obsessed with using em dashes. It's always a giveaway.
My favorite part of that “Don’t Be A Panican” press release the White House issued yesterday is this sentence “These wins aren’t happening by accident—they come after President Trump lodged the most productive first year of a presidential term in modern history—and aren’t happening by accident.”
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
The em dashes are the giveaway.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Classic ChatGPT
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The number of white-savior brains that thought Bad Bunny would drag a traumatized child on stage is pretty disappointing, y'all. Maybe sit with why you wanted that for a bit. Who would that have been for? You?
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
They are all so close to getting it, but they can't (won't?) accept that joy, freedom, and love are political things.
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.

But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Tldr: $$$$
Like... people on the right can grasp that the reason the NFL has been playing an ever-increasing number of games in foreign countries is because the league is trying to go global, I would hope. Having the most popular artist worldwide perform at the halftime show is 100% part of the same mission.
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Pretty controversial that they all used AI. People are pretty annoyed.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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I CALLED IT!!!!!!
The protein trend is *out of control* and I’m convinced the next trend of going to be constipation-fighting fiber.
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
It takes a lot to kill nostalgia but here we are.
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It's probably not great that all the ads about trusting AI feel like they've been written by AI.
#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I'm still floored by "Jay-Z and his entourage". Did...he not see who it was ?
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Which announcer just forgot who Beyoncé was because...what?
#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
But it's given me so many opportunities to say Millie Bobbie Brown Bongiovi. Which is so much fun.
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM