Aaron Sarka
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Aaron Sarka
@asarka.bsky.social
Chicago writer, actor, dad, non-profit project manager
Someone tell Bovino to read up on events like "The Winter War" and ask him if he feels like fighting us in a Chicago winter.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The rapture will be groovier than we imagined.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oh yeah. I have some experience with disenfranchised and underserved communities and you quickly learn that $700 a month in social security only sounds like an undeserved handout to someone who has never had to try and survive on $700 a month.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'm so sorry, I just needed an excuse to use that word this morning and I knocked it out before breakfast.
These men are ridiculous.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Think of the verisimilitude, Joseph!
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
As someone who was just downtown this past weekend, I can tell you that Mag Mile was OLD SCHOOL crowded. It was the kind of crowded that they use in the opening of Christmas movies.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
At this point we've been doing this for 10 years now and I don't know if they're willfully ignorant about how to report on all of this or if they're genuinely doing this in bad faith.
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
These men have negative charisma.
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
How dare you plant that in my brain you sunvabitch.
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I love when they out themselves as the guys nobody invites to a party.
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Everyone thinks all the gold in the White House is because Donald Trump wanted it there, but I think his handlers put it there because he was panicking and forgetting where he was so they decided to make it look more like Mar-A-Lago. This is a common practice in memory wings of nursing homes.
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Yeah. Two things can be true. He loves tacky things AND he doesn't know where he is anymore. I honestly don't think he is directly involved in the gilding of the White House. I think it's being done to keep him calm when he forgets where he is because now it looks like Mar-A-Lago.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by Aaron Sarka
Bahahahaha
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
They've also had to label the closets and bathrooms inside. Aging can be difficult but there are lots of ways to make people more comfy as it happens.
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM