Aaron Sarka
@asarka.bsky.social
Chicago writer, actor, dad, non-profit project manager
Here is your Pedant Prize.
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Here is your Pedant Prize.
Not thrilled to see @washingtonpost.com working overtime to justify Trump's taxpayer funded vanity project. Not surprised, but not thrilled.
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Not thrilled to see @washingtonpost.com working overtime to justify Trump's taxpayer funded vanity project. Not surprised, but not thrilled.
JFC. This is a new kind of ratio my brain is having trouble understanding.
October 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
JFC. This is a new kind of ratio my brain is having trouble understanding.
I remember when my dad came home with this. I thought the future had arrived.
October 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I remember when my dad came home with this. I thought the future had arrived.
For no reason at all, here is Andy Kaufman (probably) after a recent game of basketball with Bernie.
August 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
For no reason at all, here is Andy Kaufman (probably) after a recent game of basketball with Bernie.
I don't think he's actually dead.
However.
If I was trying to dispel a rumor about my death, I wouldn't post a photo in which I'm almost entirely obscured.
However.
If I was trying to dispel a rumor about my death, I wouldn't post a photo in which I'm almost entirely obscured.
August 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I don't think he's actually dead.
However.
If I was trying to dispel a rumor about my death, I wouldn't post a photo in which I'm almost entirely obscured.
However.
If I was trying to dispel a rumor about my death, I wouldn't post a photo in which I'm almost entirely obscured.
A fascinating piece of history.
June 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A fascinating piece of history.
I successfully used WD-40 to remove a set in oil stain on clothing.
My domestic power level!
It's over 9000!
My domestic power level!
It's over 9000!
June 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I successfully used WD-40 to remove a set in oil stain on clothing.
My domestic power level!
It's over 9000!
My domestic power level!
It's over 9000!
"If you're looking for the Avengers, but wrong, Marvel's hottest movie is "Thunderbolts". Released 5 years after any sort of relevancy, it has too much of everything you never wanted, like a super jacked Russian David Harbour."
April 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"If you're looking for the Avengers, but wrong, Marvel's hottest movie is "Thunderbolts". Released 5 years after any sort of relevancy, it has too much of everything you never wanted, like a super jacked Russian David Harbour."
April 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
11K followers?! I should probably finish this thing.
April 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
11K followers?! I should probably finish this thing.
What's with these homies dissing my girl?
April 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What's with these homies dissing my girl?
Same energy as the new @streamonmax.bsky.social logo
April 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Same energy as the new @streamonmax.bsky.social logo
I'm not saying that I'm making it my mission to post this photo every time I see his name mentioned. I'm typing it.
March 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm not saying that I'm making it my mission to post this photo every time I see his name mentioned. I'm typing it.
It is a moral obligation to post this when his name is invoked 3 times. And so...
March 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It is a moral obligation to post this when his name is invoked 3 times. And so...
Start the countdown!
C2E2!
C2E2!
March 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Start the countdown!
C2E2!
C2E2!
Just a reminder that Elon has always been dumb, the Ketamine has just made the idiocy more chaotic and detached from reality.
March 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just a reminder that Elon has always been dumb, the Ketamine has just made the idiocy more chaotic and detached from reality.