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Walked in on the kids talking and:
18: You think they'll bring back the draft?
14: Brother. You have autism. No one's drafting you.
18: they might! I'm not fighting in no war.
14: Tell you what, you do get drafted. I'll break your knee.
18: Ok but be gentle.
14: I will not.
18: You think they'll bring back the draft?
14: Brother. You have autism. No one's drafting you.
18: they might! I'm not fighting in no war.
14: Tell you what, you do get drafted. I'll break your knee.
18: Ok but be gentle.
14: I will not.
June 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Walked in on the kids talking and:
18: You think they'll bring back the draft?
14: Brother. You have autism. No one's drafting you.
18: they might! I'm not fighting in no war.
14: Tell you what, you do get drafted. I'll break your knee.
18: Ok but be gentle.
14: I will not.
18: You think they'll bring back the draft?
14: Brother. You have autism. No one's drafting you.
18: they might! I'm not fighting in no war.
14: Tell you what, you do get drafted. I'll break your knee.
18: Ok but be gentle.
14: I will not.
This just makes me sick. Why?
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
June 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This just makes me sick. Why?
He didn't even quote Butch correctly. Can't do SHEIT
Apparently, "Woke" is what Elon called his last three SpaceX rockets.
June 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
He didn't even quote Butch correctly. Can't do SHEIT
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Ain’t doing much but being cute,
the optimism is still great tho😌
the optimism is still great tho😌
June 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ain’t doing much but being cute,
the optimism is still great tho😌
the optimism is still great tho😌
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Tucker Carlson was visited by three spirits recently, wasn’t he?
June 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tucker Carlson was visited by three spirits recently, wasn’t he?
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It's just one night away.
June 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It's just one night away.
Report and block dat ass
Treat JD Vance on Bluesky like we did Donald’s birthday parade. Ignore it, don’t show up to watch it, and he will soon become sad and dejected.
June 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Report and block dat ass
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when henry viii died they didn’t want anyone to know it yet (for political reasons) so they kept up appearances by having meals delivered to his room to make it look like he was still alive. so, ya know, just keep that in mind for the future.
June 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
when henry viii died they didn’t want anyone to know it yet (for political reasons) so they kept up appearances by having meals delivered to his room to make it look like he was still alive. so, ya know, just keep that in mind for the future.
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There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
June 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
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What the fuck is the point of paying money to a police department if they won’t protect people from hostile masked kidnappers?
June 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What the fuck is the point of paying money to a police department if they won’t protect people from hostile masked kidnappers?
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so in order to reduce my reliance on my phone, i have connected it to a powerful buzzer that will deliver randomized painful shocks for as long as i am using it
*6 months later*
my screen time is up 45% and i have also conditioned myself to enjoy painful shocks
*6 months later*
my screen time is up 45% and i have also conditioned myself to enjoy painful shocks
June 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
so in order to reduce my reliance on my phone, i have connected it to a powerful buzzer that will deliver randomized painful shocks for as long as i am using it
*6 months later*
my screen time is up 45% and i have also conditioned myself to enjoy painful shocks
*6 months later*
my screen time is up 45% and i have also conditioned myself to enjoy painful shocks
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The Florida Bar has filed misconduct charges against Attorney General Pam Bondi.
She has been in violation of multiple ethics rules since being sworn in.
She has been in violation of multiple ethics rules since being sworn in.
June 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Florida Bar has filed misconduct charges against Attorney General Pam Bondi.
She has been in violation of multiple ethics rules since being sworn in.
She has been in violation of multiple ethics rules since being sworn in.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Feds in masks tear gassing Minneapolis residents in 270 AQI, in the rain, while trying to disappear people. 2025.
June 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Feds in masks tear gassing Minneapolis residents in 270 AQI, in the rain, while trying to disappear people. 2025.
It's that special time of year ❤️
June 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It's that special time of year ❤️