Not one assassination was required to make same-sex marriage the law of the land in the United States.
September 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Not one assassination was required to make same-sex marriage the law of the land in the United States.
An open letter to Peter Morgan, the creator of The Crown: like you did with the Frost/Nixon interviews, please employ your highly celebrated talent for crafting historical dramas and bring to life on either stage or screen the moment when KLF convinced Tammy Wynette to record Justified and Ancient.
October 15, 2023 at 12:12 AM
An open letter to Peter Morgan, the creator of The Crown: like you did with the Frost/Nixon interviews, please employ your highly celebrated talent for crafting historical dramas and bring to life on either stage or screen the moment when KLF convinced Tammy Wynette to record Justified and Ancient.
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when I cum I make the dialing sequence sound from stargate sg-1
July 28, 2023 at 5:15 AM
when I cum I make the dialing sequence sound from stargate sg-1
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his children hate him, everyone laughs at him, nobody thinks he's a genius anymore.
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'
July 28, 2023 at 3:31 AM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his children hate him, everyone laughs at him, nobody thinks he's a genius anymore.
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'
I'd rather live in an atavistic hovel while tourists came and watched my activities with curious bemusement than ever use an 'everything app' from Elon Musk.
July 28, 2023 at 3:42 AM
I'd rather live in an atavistic hovel while tourists came and watched my activities with curious bemusement than ever use an 'everything app' from Elon Musk.
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via Sesame Street Twitter account: "The letter X will be holding a press conference later today."
July 24, 2023 at 4:13 PM
via Sesame Street Twitter account: "The letter X will be holding a press conference later today."
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While chatting over a text waiting between movies, my friend asked if I was stuck in the Barbie Bardo.
July 22, 2023 at 10:24 PM
While chatting over a text waiting between movies, my friend asked if I was stuck in the Barbie Bardo.
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Advice for ppl gaining a following for the first time: numbers don't mean anything, and if you start thinking they do it's time to log off for your own wellbeing
Posting is fun, we all love engagement, but none of it is real outside the friends you make and thinking it is will make u kookoo
Posting is fun, we all love engagement, but none of it is real outside the friends you make and thinking it is will make u kookoo
July 22, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Advice for ppl gaining a following for the first time: numbers don't mean anything, and if you start thinking they do it's time to log off for your own wellbeing
Posting is fun, we all love engagement, but none of it is real outside the friends you make and thinking it is will make u kookoo
Posting is fun, we all love engagement, but none of it is real outside the friends you make and thinking it is will make u kookoo
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You can't have 500,000 posts on here and say the vibes are off. motherfucker you ARE the vibes
July 22, 2023 at 6:20 PM
You can't have 500,000 posts on here and say the vibes are off. motherfucker you ARE the vibes
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this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life
July 22, 2023 at 5:31 PM
this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life
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In solidarity with the upcoming UPS strike, SAG-AFTRA is now delivering all of its packages in person.
July 22, 2023 at 5:20 PM
In solidarity with the upcoming UPS strike, SAG-AFTRA is now delivering all of its packages in person.
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It's true. The Blue Check was The Perfect Deal. One might say it was "Too good," which is possibly why everyone migrated here anyway after handing $8 to the most prolific con man on the planet. All the stupidest people in the world were correct this whole time, and I am sorry.
July 22, 2023 at 6:00 PM
It's true. The Blue Check was The Perfect Deal. One might say it was "Too good," which is possibly why everyone migrated here anyway after handing $8 to the most prolific con man on the planet. All the stupidest people in the world were correct this whole time, and I am sorry.
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just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to
July 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM
just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to
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Congratulations to China Mieville for once again winning the annual Sensitive, Nuanced Author Who Most Looks Like A Bodyguard For A Bulgarian Arms Dealer prize
July 22, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Congratulations to China Mieville for once again winning the annual Sensitive, Nuanced Author Who Most Looks Like A Bodyguard For A Bulgarian Arms Dealer prize
what does shit-posting bluesky remind me of ... FYAD ... it's FYAD ... *quiet sobs of joy* ... that gum, it's coming back in style ...
July 22, 2023 at 12:56 AM
what does shit-posting bluesky remind me of ... FYAD ... it's FYAD ... *quiet sobs of joy* ... that gum, it's coming back in style ...
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P.F. Chang's is short for Parliament Funkadelic Chang's
July 21, 2023 at 11:01 PM
P.F. Chang's is short for Parliament Funkadelic Chang's
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Roko is fine. He had an entire Modern Life and they made a tv show about it. Not a real thing
The think about Roko's Basilisk that I've never understood is: why does this Gedankenexperiment require a future A.I?
If you're making up an all-powerful, all-seeing deus ex machina — why can't you just invent God, or space aliens?
If you're making up an all-powerful, all-seeing deus ex machina — why can't you just invent God, or space aliens?
July 21, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Roko is fine. He had an entire Modern Life and they made a tv show about it. Not a real thing
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Mattel's BCU Phase I release schedule just dropped:
July 21, 2023 at 8:52 AM
Mattel's BCU Phase I release schedule just dropped:
Mark my words: this July will be the origin of an annual tradition that children will delight in for thousands of years to come. They will open with eager anticipation a tiny window in a calendar which conceals a treat themed around the social media platform that was launched on that day in 2023.
July 21, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Mark my words: this July will be the origin of an annual tradition that children will delight in for thousands of years to come. They will open with eager anticipation a tiny window in a calendar which conceals a treat themed around the social media platform that was launched on that day in 2023.