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@aritruscan.bsky.social
respected poster. Middlesex County's most handsome man 2019
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DISORGANIZATION IS A KIND OF ANESTHESIA
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
DISORGANIZATION IS A KIND OF ANESTHESIA
called my reps. now to sit and watch the checks and balances maintain the balance of power among the various branches of government!
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
called my reps. now to sit and watch the checks and balances maintain the balance of power among the various branches of government!
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this was always the quote from The Iraq War runup that stuck with me the most, total lack of logic or strategy, completely evaporating international goodwill and billions of dollars so a few dozen horrible guys in well-furnished offices can briefly feel the saucy little thrill of committing murder
Michael Ledeen, one of the leading neocon pushers of the illegal Iraq invasion has passed away. He infamously said:
“Every ten years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business.”
“Every ten years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business.”
May 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
this was always the quote from The Iraq War runup that stuck with me the most, total lack of logic or strategy, completely evaporating international goodwill and billions of dollars so a few dozen horrible guys in well-furnished offices can briefly feel the saucy little thrill of committing murder
fellas you ever see a lady so beautiful it makes you hear the big scream from "Monkey Trick" by the Jesus Lizard? it's a nice feeling and it reminds you of what a great album Goat is
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
fellas you ever see a lady so beautiful it makes you hear the big scream from "Monkey Trick" by the Jesus Lizard? it's a nice feeling and it reminds you of what a great album Goat is
I'm getting hyped up for Woke 2. I'm a sicko for Reconstruction: This Time We Really Do It. I'm losing my mind for I Wake Up and I'm 22 Again But Hotter
January 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I'm getting hyped up for Woke 2. I'm a sicko for Reconstruction: This Time We Really Do It. I'm losing my mind for I Wake Up and I'm 22 Again But Hotter
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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I am my own worst enemy. And thus, as the worst enemy of my worst enemy, my best friend.
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I am my own worst enemy. And thus, as the worst enemy of my worst enemy, my best friend.
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Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
June 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
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Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff
July 25, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff
I lack Mike F's gut level whimsy and light spirit, so I'm just gonna say I'm sad he's gone and I'm sad that people I vaguely knew are just gonna be dead one day
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I lack Mike F's gut level whimsy and light spirit, so I'm just gonna say I'm sad he's gone and I'm sad that people I vaguely knew are just gonna be dead one day
"they fucked up the post office; we're gonna make it better than ever. they got rid of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting; we're gonna bring it back and make it better than ever. we're bringing back both the congressional staffers and the taxes they cut in the 90s,"
December 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"they fucked up the post office; we're gonna make it better than ever. they got rid of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting; we're gonna bring it back and make it better than ever. we're bringing back both the congressional staffers and the taxes they cut in the 90s,"
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IF YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR MARK GIVE UP
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
IF YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR MARK GIVE UP
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THE SUM OF YOUR ACTIONS DETERMINES WHAT YOU ARE
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
THE SUM OF YOUR ACTIONS DETERMINES WHAT YOU ARE
Muscle Man: thousands of words about the wonder of raw strength from a guy who turns out to be a coward
No One Is Talking About This: my husband is absolutely yoked and smoking hot and I don't mention it even once. my family confronts an infant's death with dignity
No One Is Talking About This: my husband is absolutely yoked and smoking hot and I don't mention it even once. my family confronts an infant's death with dignity
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Muscle Man: thousands of words about the wonder of raw strength from a guy who turns out to be a coward
No One Is Talking About This: my husband is absolutely yoked and smoking hot and I don't mention it even once. my family confronts an infant's death with dignity
No One Is Talking About This: my husband is absolutely yoked and smoking hot and I don't mention it even once. my family confronts an infant's death with dignity
Muscle Man by Jordan Castro: this is propaganda for an administration cracking down on liberal academics of all ranks. they should write a novel about the lifter in the sauna who is a) huge and b) normal
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Muscle Man by Jordan Castro: this is propaganda for an administration cracking down on liberal academics of all ranks. they should write a novel about the lifter in the sauna who is a) huge and b) normal
going absolutely bugfuck nuts whenever the moronic contestants of Dirty Laundry fail to distribute their accusations to prevent a three-pointer
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
going absolutely bugfuck nuts whenever the moronic contestants of Dirty Laundry fail to distribute their accusations to prevent a three-pointer
stupid people, vile ideas, stated openly in front of everyone, by the vice president of a nuclear superpower, supported by cretinous teenage crypto-Nazis. thank God only Republicans love this crap
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
stupid people, vile ideas, stated openly in front of everyone, by the vice president of a nuclear superpower, supported by cretinous teenage crypto-Nazis. thank God only Republicans love this crap
I read The Remains of the Day and enjoyed its portrayal of a man who knows everything that went wrong in his life but can't admit it until the end. Knowing that Ishiguro did no research at all on high-class housing staff of the interwar period does spoil it a little
December 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I read The Remains of the Day and enjoyed its portrayal of a man who knows everything that went wrong in his life but can't admit it until the end. Knowing that Ishiguro did no research at all on high-class housing staff of the interwar period does spoil it a little
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let's all take a moment to remember that in the 80s Ferris Bueller "Oh Yeah" song by Yello, the singer is canonically a little fat creature who is simply living his best life and chilling
December 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
let's all take a moment to remember that in the 80s Ferris Bueller "Oh Yeah" song by Yello, the singer is canonically a little fat creature who is simply living his best life and chilling
"Chester" gets off to a good start with "Let Tyrants shake their iron Rod" and immediately causes everyone to tug their collars with "And Slav'ry clank her galling Chains"
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Chester" gets off to a good start with "Let Tyrants shake their iron Rod" and immediately causes everyone to tug their collars with "And Slav'ry clank her galling Chains"
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maître d': sir, i'm afraid your penis is too small to be seated tonight
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
maître d': sir, i'm afraid your penis is too small to be seated tonight
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
I sure hope all these ass holes get what's coming to them apnews.com/article/trum...
Sleepy. Divisive. A fan of young Trump: A look at the new plaques on the Presidential Walk of Fame
President Donald Trump has added partisan and subjective plaques to a refashioned West Wing walkway he calls the Presidential Walk of Fame.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I sure hope all these ass holes get what's coming to them apnews.com/article/trum...
"Trinidad" by Geese was a way funnier song when I thought the lyric was "there's a bug in my car"
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Trinidad" by Geese was a way funnier song when I thought the lyric was "there's a bug in my car"
"yeah sex is cool but" now hold up there hoss. is the thing you're about to say cooler than sex, or is it putting your face in front of a fan in an empty house in 1994
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"yeah sex is cool but" now hold up there hoss. is the thing you're about to say cooler than sex, or is it putting your face in front of a fan in an empty house in 1994