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· Oct 17
*Tom Waits voice*
crap pants
crap pants
I wish we, as Americans, did this for something else instead, like maybe a ploughman's lunch.
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I wish we, as Americans, did this for something else instead, like maybe a ploughman's lunch.
I once worked as an usher during a public "debate" between Deepak Chopra and Michael Shermer, and knowing that it was all kayfabe and that they were just palling around with Epstein the whole time is pissing me off.
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I once worked as an usher during a public "debate" between Deepak Chopra and Michael Shermer, and knowing that it was all kayfabe and that they were just palling around with Epstein the whole time is pissing me off.
"Society will mock me for my bad art, but they'll take me seriously if I use AI" is a remarkably clueless take.
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
"Society will mock me for my bad art, but they'll take me seriously if I use AI" is a remarkably clueless take.
the privileged artist, before AI
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
the privileged artist, before AI
I asked my local wine-seller for a recommendation "to open in future celebration of a certain politician dying", and she was like "Oh yeah, people ask me for one all the time"
for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations
February 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I asked my local wine-seller for a recommendation "to open in future celebration of a certain politician dying", and she was like "Oh yeah, people ask me for one all the time"
do you think rfk jr has eaten a poop?
February 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
do you think rfk jr has eaten a poop?
I have a chemistry book signed by Bootsy Collins, because I ran into him at the airport and it was the only thing I had on me to sign.
Sigh.
The reason that recent signed books are not very valuable is because in America, there are more people trying to make a profit on signatures than there are people who appreciate them.
Someday, if you keep it in perfect condition, your newly signed book will be worth... the jacket price.
The reason that recent signed books are not very valuable is because in America, there are more people trying to make a profit on signatures than there are people who appreciate them.
Someday, if you keep it in perfect condition, your newly signed book will be worth... the jacket price.
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I have a chemistry book signed by Bootsy Collins, because I ran into him at the airport and it was the only thing I had on me to sign.
what happened to the bell beast!?
Just started Silksong. This shit is easy. Y'all hyped it up too much.
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
what happened to the bell beast!?
this is very typical chaser rhetoric
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
this is very typical chaser rhetoric
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Babe is a perfect movie
February 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Babe is a perfect movie
The walls in my office are thin, and both of my work neighbors are talking about Epstein with their clients.
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The walls in my office are thin, and both of my work neighbors are talking about Epstein with their clients.
When's the wildest party where all the pedophilia happens? I'm asking so I can come on an entirely different day. For wholesome business.
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
When's the wildest party where all the pedophilia happens? I'm asking so I can come on an entirely different day. For wholesome business.
Posting feet on main 🐾
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Posting feet on main 🐾
i love that one guy at the goth club who's doin this shit on the dance floor
dracula in the last room waiting for a belmont to show up
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
i love that one guy at the goth club who's doin this shit on the dance floor
This is a very minor point, but Schwalm's tweet is ChatGPT-generated, right?
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
This is a very minor point, but Schwalm's tweet is ChatGPT-generated, right?
"Privatize ICE"
I hesitate to say that this means anything on any scale, but the very Trumpy house in my neighborhood replaced all its signs with one small one that reads: "Enough is enough. Vote libertarian."
January 24, 2026 at 9:03 AM
"Privatize ICE"
my cat makes such cute/gross old-cat noises as he sleeps on me
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 AM
my cat makes such cute/gross old-cat noises as he sleeps on me
Hobbes is maybe the closest depiction the West has to a Daoist Immortal.
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Hobbes is maybe the closest depiction the West has to a Daoist Immortal.
Wow, Silksong is way more fleshed out than Hollow Knight.
The grubs are cuter than the fleas, though.
The grubs are cuter than the fleas, though.
Just started Silksong. This shit is easy. Y'all hyped it up too much.
January 21, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Wow, Silksong is way more fleshed out than Hollow Knight.
The grubs are cuter than the fleas, though.
The grubs are cuter than the fleas, though.
i feel like this used to be one of the main 4 when I was a kid (Oriental/Soy Sauce, Chicken, Beef, Pork), with Tomato and Roast Beef being weird novelties that popped up on occasion.
It's become harder to find, and yeah, it is one of the best.
It's become harder to find, and yeah, it is one of the best.
i don't know why the pork flavored maruchan is so rare like it is objectively one of the best ones
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
i feel like this used to be one of the main 4 when I was a kid (Oriental/Soy Sauce, Chicken, Beef, Pork), with Tomato and Roast Beef being weird novelties that popped up on occasion.
It's become harder to find, and yeah, it is one of the best.
It's become harder to find, and yeah, it is one of the best.
Mobster expresses hope that "nothing bad happens to your kid".
If you're only reading headlines and see "Trump Says He Won't Use Force" it will give you a misimpression of both how bellicose this speech is and how dug in he is on Greenland.
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Mobster expresses hope that "nothing bad happens to your kid".
we will win the culture war
Aphex Twin overtakes Taylor Swift for monthly YouTube listeners
Aphex Twin overtakes Taylor Swift for monthly YouTube listeners
Dethroned.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
we will win the culture war