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The Scorpio King 🏳️‍🌈 🦂👑
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Beaver Stater born on the bayou. He/Him. Attorney at Love and professor of chit-chattin.
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“Serious doubts about the legality” as though somewhere there’s a sacred magic 8-ball that says either “legal” or illegal” and once we uncover it, those doubts will be resolved. It’s just a matter of time.
NYT with a completely psychotic take:
1. It’s good but doesn’t go far enough.
2. Might be some problems with how it was done but let’s not focus there, because
3. What if icky China does this???
Plenty to celebrate and probably awesome but some difficulty ahead 👍🥰😇
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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there is no constituency that needs you to fall all over yourself to call Maduro illegitimate before you dare criticize Trump. Voters have been down this road before. No one thought Saddam Hussein was a nice guy. Criticism of Maduro at this stage correctly reads as a defense of Trump to most people.
Just an absolutely pathetic response from absolutely pathetic people. I was not a fan of Pelosi but even she would be better than the current crew.
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
You guys, they lied to CHUCK SCHUMER! Will these horrors ever cease?
My full statement on the Trump Administration’s military actions in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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jeffries needs to be the fuck out of office
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Everyone’s mocking FIFA but the Nobel Committee gave its peace prize to a person who was begging Trump to do exactly this.
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 AM
The media will run 24/7 coverage about how brutal and evil Maduro is. Consent may not have been manufactured in advance, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late.
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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"While we strongly object to not being consulted, we can all agree that the world is better off without Maduro..." - some dem asshole, in about an hour
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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why not the APGAR score?
Like, not even GRE scores. SAT scores.
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My friend and I used to have a bit where we would argue with posted signs, especially no smoking signs, and Reuters has turned that into Journalism.
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I assume this article attributing consciousness to an AI program was itself AI-generated.
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Yesterday the Stop Sign at the corner of 5th and Elm announced that traffic there would no longer be able to proceed without at least a brief pause. When asked for comment, the sign offered no specific rationale for the policy.
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is like quoting a street sign as a sentient entity that speaks on behalf of the Transportation Dept.
January 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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This is quite an important point; if you are a UK citizen with Twitter on your phone, opening it up is like playing Russian roulette that the algorithm might commit a strict liability offence on your behalf.
Has everyone whose scroll the illegal image appeared on also committed an offence by downloading it? This is one of those AI worst case scenarios that ought to make everyone aware of the current direction of travel.
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I haven’t watched Stranger Things in several years but I caught a couple scenes last night and it looked just like a (new) live action Scoobie Doo. The darkness and intrigue that I recall from the first season appeared to have completely departed.
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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lmao
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
It’s never a bad time to revisit one of the best, most grounded, data-based political predictions of all time, but now seems especially apt.
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I’m in Louisiana because I needed a new year to come two hours earlier. I couldn’t wait any longer. So to those of you back in Portland and elsewhere behind me, Happy New Year from the future!
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Happy new year to all my homies:
January 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I’ve always found it very strange when people call NYE “Amateur Night,” as though mastery of binge-drinking is something to be proud of and even snobby about. Also, I was a professional drunk for many years and like most who are, I got just as fucked up on Amateur Night.
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@swin24.bsky.social has such a badass resting face. Like if you cross him, he will definitely cut you. And maybe even if you don’t cross him.
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December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM