Archer Gorgonitus
archergorgonite.bsky.social
Archer Gorgonitus
@archergorgonite.bsky.social
Greetings, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites
oh yeah I’m never gonna die, I’m gonna survive and not exit early *sees bank account* haha 😏unless…
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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This is how the Postmaster General reacts when Members of Congress demand accountability.  He’s the reason your prescriptions, paychecks, and bills are late.  Embarrassing.
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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millenial with 25,000 followers: yall this is an important moment to invigorate the working class and build automated socialism for gamers. we can recover from tuca and bertie getting cut. solidarity!

zoomer with a cop's gun: the sun rises as it sets. we'll all meet god today
December 10, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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Tucked into the Cass Report, deep in the appendices, you'll find that they reviewed thousands of patient records and found no one who'd been harmed by puberty blockers and fewer than 10 detransitions.
It’s even worse knowing that Wes actually met trans kids, listened to them cry about how awful it would be to go through the wrong puberty, how this is a lifesaving treatment, and is fucking doing this anyway

It’s even more heartless than shutting them out of conversations
BREAKING: I have seen confirmation that the indefinite puberty blocker ban for trans kids that was passed by the NI Executive yesterday will be UK-wide. It will come into effect on January 1 2025 when the temporary ban expires.

It is being laid before Parliament today.
December 11, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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"luckily, i have my notifications filtered so i don't have to see the stupid complaints from my annoying constituents" repulsive
December 11, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Show them your teeth
for the record, while his intentions here were clearly to dogpile me, this has been entirely ineffective. I have gotten one (1) easily blocked incursion into my replies. and that's it

because transphobes and pedophiles are cowards who flich any time they see teeth

remember this
it's like being targeted for harassment by a celebrity
December 11, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Dude literally hand-wrote a manifesto saying “It was the greed, lack of healthcare, and immense pain that caused us” and corporate media’s really tryna pull a “It was prolly the video games”, huh.
December 10, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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WOAH! I don't know if you guys saw Luigi's valedictorian speech but it's actually crazy how he's dropping hints.
December 10, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
December 9, 2023 at 1:23 PM
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@aaron.bsky.team are you the human being I talk to about targeted harassment and block evasion on your platform

or do you, like jesse here, not consider me a real person

I am not sorry about the blood thing btw. this is not a game. and I do not intend to let you forget that. get your shit together
it's like being targeted for harassment by a celebrity
December 9, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Coldplay is better than Radiohead
If you were a world famous assassin whose name and social media just got revealed, what take of yours would people find to declare you ideologically incoherent?
December 9, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Brian Thompson looks like the type of guy who’s burning in hell pissed that an Italian got him
December 9, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Haha cool. Why are you letting a pedophile serial harasser talk his shit and recruit on here? Why do you hate trans people?
these are my personal feelings with the discussions we've been having, but also clarifies what it is being discussed
December 9, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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BREAKING NEWS:

THREE MORE BULLET CASINGS FOUND AT SCENE BY NYPD
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| buca |
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| di |
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| beppo |
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December 9, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I need someone to photoshop a Luigi hat on the Danny devito “so anyway I started blasting” meme.
December 9, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi
October 25, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I’m very conflicted. I haven’t had McDonald’s in over a year because I’ve been boycotting. But today has got me hankering for some nuggets.

I will stay strong, though.
December 9, 2024 at 7:28 PM
If I Did It by Luigi Mangione coming soon
December 9, 2024 at 7:15 PM
No where has “No shit, Sherlock” been more apt
NYPD Chief of Detectives Joe Kenny: His writings show “suspect does seem to have some ill-will toward corporate America.”
December 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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It's giving these vibes:
December 9, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Y’all are way too into what the police are saying and doing 5 days later. 1-800-COMEONNOW
December 9, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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yo @support.bsky.team, give Jesse Singal’s gross bigoted ass the boot already, nobody wants him or his creepy lil cronies on here. fuck anyone who doesn’t fuck with trans people
December 9, 2024 at 2:47 AM