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Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear
August 19, 2023 at 2:11 PM
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Ancient mosaic of a reclining skeleton, holding a drinking cup, with a jug of wine and bread rolls. The caption is generally translated as “Enjoy Your Life” ~ life is fleeting, so enjoy it while you can (Antioch, est 3rd century BC)
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November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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we gotta start calling people pipsqueaks again
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
why night ice cream
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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i knew slovakia was homophobic but this is another level
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Guy who keeps his toothpaste in a ramekin and spreads it on his toothbrush with a butterknife
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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in the netherlands major league baseball is called Honkbal Hoofdklasse
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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#birdbot
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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inject your friends and loved ones
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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#birdbot
October 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Palestine is everywhere
Earlier today I was listening to one of the hosts from Here and Now repeatedly ask a resident from Southeast Chicago whether throwing rocks at ICE was justified. And finally she just said, "They invaded our community. They have machine guns."
October 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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HOW I LONG TO HUG YOU WITH MY NEW HUGE MUSCLES.
October 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
t4t
#birdbot
October 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Can’t believe I’ve yet to be summoned to wreak havoc on the villagers crops. It’s gonna be an awkward award ceremony at the Annual Entity Convention, I was really talking myself up last year
October 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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My cat has been using umlauts in some of her meows recently. It's subtle but I can tell
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Have you guys seen this
September 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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As bus was pulling into dundalk the bus driver decided to play "yo dj pump this party". The trip has been silent up until now.
September 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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mathematicians be like "i was thinking of 4 today"
September 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
looking for a vegetarian sandwich is proving a challenge
September 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
not sure if it’s advisable from a security perspective but i nevertheless gotta support this person giving the finger to a scam text
September 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM