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Idc if anti-theism is “cringe”, it’s politically good for everyone.

Drive the speed limit, asshole.

Drink water.
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if you are a leftist and you think arguing with me,a nobody who presents myself as a nobody and whose claim to significance/worth of attention insofar as I have one is "I am concerned about the immediate trajectory of rights for myself and my loved ones," is what your revolution needs, you're fucked
July 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Hey "influencers" this message is for you.

GET SERIOUS ABOUT SPREADING THE WORD ABOUT THE TECH BROS PLANS & TAKEOVER!

Dark Enlightenment is real

A lot of eyes see your posts

Stop putting the real message behind a Substack paywall

We need an informed public
July 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
How come no one’s saying Trump rapes children today?
July 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I think that Mamdani's charisma is causing a massively self-destructive sort of autoimmune response within liberalism because politicians who act human mean that politicians can be judged as peers, instead of distant, hypothetical "market" forces.
July 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
99.9% of diet talk is just regurgitated content slop from people trying to sell you some fake shit. However, there’s nothing inherently wrong about people who care about actual nutrition and health. America is one of the fattest countries in the world, and that is not a good thing.
Yeah diet talk is considered small talk which I will never understand. Ppl always think you wanna hear about their diet and like I’m sorry but I’d rather stick pins in my eyes. Diet talk is so boring and bleak. Like no I don’t want to hear about how you hate yourself anytime you enjoy eating food
July 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s because a sizable population of them are genuinely mentally retarded.
What is it with right wingers of a certain age and the total lack of critical thinking?

They are all complaining about Masterchef by saying they didn’t sack Saville

Do they think the BBC is some immortal Lovecraftian cosmic entity?

They don’t understand that is not the same board.
July 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m perfectly okay with sending conservatives to re-education camps.
July 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Cows, pigs, and chickens are destroying our ecology.

As well as European honey bees.
I think that's a great point, Steve. I was bitched at the other day for keeping bees, since they aren't a native species. Neither are cows, pigs, chickens, half the vegetables and most of the grains we grow. My four little hives make me a bad person though.
July 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That’s because liberals are demonstrably mentally retarded.
I'm not gonna lie, y'all: even nearly a decade into this, it still feels surreal that a sitting POTUS can do one long, bizarre stream-of-consciousness ramble about whatever silly shit happens to pop into his head on national television, and political media still shrug their shoulders + write it up.
July 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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cop tv shows: “this serial killer is goddam smart and sneaky. luckily i found this lead on him”

every true crime podcast: “despite dozens of complaints from neighbours, 3 unsolved murders of sex workers and clear evidence, it took over 2 years for the police to investigate”
July 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Liberals are like rabid animals.
July 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The liberal cult won’t let you criticize dear leader.
July 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
And they wouldn’t even be that wrong. When 75% of the people around you either endorse fascism or are indifferent to it, this is what you get. Unfortunately, the 25% of us who oppose this, and the much lesser percent that want radical systemic change, will be left out of the story.
July 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Why do these Nazis always resort to dehumanization?
July 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The largest faction of American voters choose to stay home on Election Day.
July 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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"Don't call everything fascism" folks have shut the fuck up recently
July 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Why do liberals always try to frame tragic events as if we want them to happen?

If Texas didn’t want it to happen, half of them shouldn’t have stayed home on Election Day.
July 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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If you didn’t vote in 2024.

Welcome to your CHOICE of America in 2025.
July 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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can't form a very coherent thesis about this but i was thinking this morning about why the right so successfully permeates mainstream culture while the left feels more distant, and i was thinking that it's because punching down doesn't require you to understand your target, but punching up does
July 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
People’s solution to most problems is unironically “double it and give it to the next person”

Shitty apartment? Just move! (As if that’s easy) And let some other sucker move in and let them deal with it!
June 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s okay, Kamala would have done the same, right, guys?
In case you wondered why Trump can't afford to pay for disaster relief: they are diverting disaster relief money to fund concentration camps
June 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS A DISTRACTION FROM SOMETHING ELSE. WE CAN ALL KEEP MORE THAN ONE THING IN OUR HEADS AT A TIME, OK? NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
June 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Saying Nazi speech is okay is crazy
June 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
School = indoctrination.

Just your average retard on Bluesky
June 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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the apparently load-bearing genre of major media think pieces about how bluesky is a dead echo chamber of wokescold resist libs is almost certainly being driven at least in part by the authors' experience in the discover feed, given that none of them follow anybody on here. it's clearly not working
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Jun 23
just nuke the discover feed. the kind of users who want a service-level algorithm to feed them content are not the same people I want interacting with my posts, generally
June 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM