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Fiona
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(she/her) I read books, play video games, watch movies, travel and eat food. And make puns.
Another example of AI being objectively wrong about something
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Noelle headcanons (I really like this movie okay):

The first time the reindeer ever flew for Nick, he was complaining that they never listened to him, even though he was saying the right words. Noelle laughs and says "it's easy, you've just got to say On, Dasher!" Cue the flying reindeer.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Retelling of Cinderella where she works at her Stepmother's shoe shop

Retelling of Snow White where the Evil Queen finds the magic mirror in her homewares store

Retelling of Rapunzel when she works in a shop selling hair supplies

FairRetails
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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shout out to my grandmother’s stuffing recipe for containing such helpful instructions as ‘cook it til it’s done’ and ‘pour broth til it looks right’
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why am I seeing AI art on products sold at small local craft fairs?
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Frost ❄️🤍
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I know I'm preaching to the choir about how bad Elf on the Shelf is, but we really must talk about the one TV short where the moral is 'children should believe in things without proof.'
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I want to put more HydroStars on my face but I haven't had a pimple since I bought a pack of them.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Anyone want to apply for BBC Director General?

You now can.

careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Director...
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I've been exploring the forest behind our new house and finding all these amazing rocks and boulders covered by moss and lichen. The patterns make them look like magical runes so of course I had to paint them :)

#cat #fantasy
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"Fiona, a member of staff need to swap an early so she'll do yours on Tuesday if you can work for her on Friday."
"Sure, that's fine."
*cut to today*
"Fiona where are you it's your early today"
ARGH
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
In Gen 4, when hacking Spiritomb to have the ability Wonder Guard was a thing, the only move that would bypass it was Fire Fang.

(Wonder Guard makes it so moves don't take affect if they aren't super effective, and as Spiritomb in those days had no weaknesses, it was an oft-seen hack)
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I was so bummed to be too busy with moving to draw more for Halloween so I'm making up for lost time- only to get an eye infection so I had to squint through painful eyes to finish this painting 😭

The forest behind our new house is full of heathers, and it made me think of a broom made of heathers
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This bar is like if Christmas threw up

I love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
SCREW.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Complain about Christmas creeping into November all you like, but the only thing that gets me through this month is knowing that Christmas is coming up.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"The taste of their food and the beauty of their women turned Brits into the best sailors in the world."

... yes, please send all British men hundreds of miles away from me in boats and leave me alone with my cosy comfort foods, and understand that this is a desirable scenario.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- Fairy tale inspired
- The book was better but this is okay I guess
- politically relevant but set in the past
- politically relevant but set in the future
- the characters will often break into song for no apparent reason
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- uh oh this house is haunted!
- uh oh this boat is haunted!
- uh oh this forest is haunted!
- uh oh this spaceship is haunted!
- Raul Julia
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- men having a big fight and a cute little car chase because they’re in love probably
- when there’s a vial of something
- big poofy dresses
- the scary and also hot ones
- when someone doesn’t know they’re a ghost
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Mycella Nightcap

It's getting close to my favorite spooky season and my head is full of art ideas sprouting like mushrooms ahahaha

#Witch #Mushroom #art #painting #illustration
September 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
TFW your colleagues tell you it's pyjama day on Friday, but the plans change and no-one tells you...

It looks like being smug because you're now in comfy clothes (with an excuse) and they're not.
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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In response to some of the comments:

If you agree with *all* the reporting of a news organisation that is both independent *and* non-partisan, then it's very unlikely to be independent and non-partisan.

This is true regardless of your politics.

Agreeing with all its reporting is the wrong test
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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If you’re wondering how serious today is for the BBC, there’s nine tv news crews currently on the forecourt.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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inspired by this, I have done a free extract of this section of the book here. it is about understanding that *with all its problems* the BBC is as important for our intellectual health as the NHS is for our physical health:

naomialderman.substack.com/p/the-bbc-an...
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
BBC News is showing news about the BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Massacre.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM