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Fiona
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(she/her) I read books, play video games, watch movies, travel and eat food. And make puns.
Another example of AI being objectively wrong about something
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I, uh... wouldn't worry.

(Brilliant thinking though)
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This bar is like if Christmas threw up

I love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This was my last screw! For the curious, and those who have been on this journey with me, this was where it was hidden. I didn't use a guide, but more because going through each spot one-by-one overwhelmed me.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
SCREW.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Massacre.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Parent: Love the pumpkin, he's mad about Pokémon!
Dad, who carved this on request from his 33-year-old daughter: oh really, I wonder what that's like.
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He escaped!
October 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Have you played fetch with your human yet today?
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
*heard noise in-game I had never heard before but could only be a shiny*
*shiny is not in my immediate vicinity*
*find it but how do I get off this damn roof*
What happens next will surprise you!
October 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You could almost see this, without my name on it, and be like 'yep, that's Apple.'
October 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This might be the most Millennial thing ever, but I've just received a new job role at work without an increase in pay. Anyway, I am the nursery's sustainability leader now.
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So, Legends Arceus had us exploring a whole region, ZA focuses on a large but compact city... I know where this is going.

Galar/Kalos double bill, anyone?
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Okay I just thought you guys should see exactly what the UK got as a Legends Z-A preorder bonus. Mug, baseball cap, three figurines, enamel pins and an umbrella.

Forgive the three years of bad luck but you also have to see the inside of the umbrella
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hey, it's Trainbow Road!
September 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Okay but..

(Cheerio sand is also what British people say when leaving the beach)
September 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This was a bucket list musical of mine to see live, and we had Rachel Zegler in the title role!
August 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We also took it further...
August 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You mean to tell me the UK has a type of savoury pancake that works a bit like a buckwheat crepe, and rather than exporting it all over the world, it's so regional that the majority of Brits won't have even tried it?

Argh. There's good food in this country I swear, but some of it is so hidden.
August 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Yesterday, I noticed this message. It's in tiny font and up high, so I bed they were hoping no-one would see it, but one of my lesser-known traits is that I notice everything. Please bear in mind that I work with small children.
August 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
They give out achievements for real life accomplishments now? Uh I mean...
August 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The peacock edition of Pride and Prejudice is my Roman Empire
August 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Everyone stop what you are doing and read a book called The Bees by Laline Paull

No words except 'this book healed me'
August 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Cute little goodbye card from one of the children but you've gotta love his answer to "what will you miss?" Being "when she's not here." Thanks, kid.
August 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Owner: are you okay with the dog?
Me: I sat here on literally purpose
August 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM