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Allan Johnson
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Chef that went to Law School like an idiot
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Jerry Jones:
a man in a red jacket with the words pay that man his money above him
ALT: a man in a red jacket with the words pay that man his money above him
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November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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@bubbaprog.xyz has Amazon been doing long stretches with no score bug on NBA games often this season? Rockets Nuggets just went a weird amount of time without one
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Gonna need someone more informed than me to explain why we traded Dubon for another infielder with a worse bat? After cutting Urias yesterday? Make it make sense #Astros
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Great Houston sports day... Texans, Rockets, Coogs all win and Coogs Football is ranked again
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Hey @YouTubeTV and @Disney suck my balls you stupid fucks
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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@sickoscommittee.org passed the Utah test
Final Score Colorado 7 Utah 53
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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@sickoscommittee.org Utah taking the honorable route to the 50 burger by kicking FGs
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Fuck you Chet #Rockets
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Excited to hang out with my #Astros buddies on blue sky for the #Rockets season!

Let's shock the world and ruin OKC's banner night
a basketball player with the number 28 on his jersey stands in front of another player
ALT: a basketball player with the number 28 on his jersey stands in front of another player
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October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Man, the nostalgia this brings. Memories of the most stressful and joyous moments of my life as an NBA and #Rockets fan. I hope NBC knocks this shit outta the park tonight
ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · Oct 21
IT'S BACK!!!

John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Patrolling tik tok for ignorant #Astros hate
October 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Mariners gonna Mariner #Astros
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Houston #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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My 2 year old when I tell him he can’t wear one of his 3 Gravedigger shirts to a nice restaurant
October 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I guess I'll play #rdr2 again until #gta6 comes out
Title screen for Red Dead Redemption II
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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@sickoscommittee.org BYU is super casual about being down ten and cutting it to seven with less than five mins left
October 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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As a big AL West guy, I'm very sad to see the Mariners lose. You'll get em tomorrow, kids #Astros
October 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Some light reading arrived just in time for Vacation @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
My left hand holding a paperback We Had It Coming and other fictions Luke O'Neil
September 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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10 run curse activated #Astros
apjfive.bsky.social Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · Sep 25
They're gonna trigger the 10 run curse and not score any runs in Anaheim this weekend 🤦🏻‍♂️
September 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Hard to care when they clearly don't #Astros
September 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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What a little piss-baby
yasharali.bsky.social Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · Sep 24
President Trump is pissed about the escalator, teleprompter, and audio yesterday at the United Nations.

He says the US Secret Service is investigating.
A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It's amazing that Melania and I didn't fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster. This was absolutely sabotage, as noted by a day's earlier "post" in The London Times that said UN workers "joked about turning off an escalator." The people that did it should be arrested! Then, as I stood before a Television crowd of millions of people all over the World, and important Leaders in the Hall, my teleprompter didn't work. It was stone cold dark. I immediately thought to myself, "Wow, first the escalator event, and now a bad teleprompter. What kind of a place is this?" I then proceeded to make a Speech without a teleprompter, which kicked in about 15 minutes later. The good news is the Speech has gotten fantastic reviews. Maybe they appreciated the fact that very few people could have done what I did. And third, after making the Speech, I was told that the sound was completely off in the Auditorium where the Speech was made, that World Leaders, unless they used the interpreters' earpieces, couldn't hear a thing. The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, "How did I do?" And she said, "I couldn't hear a word you said." This wasn't a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I'm sending a copy of this letter to the Secretary General, and I demand an immediate investigation. No wonder the United Nations hasn't been able to do the job that they were put in existence to do. All security tapes at the escalator should be saved, especially the emergency stop button. The Secret Service is involved Thank you for your attention to this matter
September 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM