Allan Johnson
@apjfive.bsky.social
Chef that went to Law School like an idiot
I'd kick their ass back to England
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'd kick their ass back to England
This was like watching Chris and Snoop walk someone into a vacant
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This was like watching Chris and Snoop walk someone into a vacant
Laughing unc is a vibe
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Laughing unc is a vibe
That's unfortunate that someone who wasn't your buddy used his handle on OF!
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That's unfortunate that someone who wasn't your buddy used his handle on OF!
I'm looking forward to playing 3rd basemen at every infield position
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm looking forward to playing 3rd basemen at every infield position
The Internet was a mistake
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Internet was a mistake
Damnit my brain hasn't been ruined by the Kim Possible Piss story. Anyone got a screenshot or link 🤦🏻♂️?
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Damnit my brain hasn't been ruined by the Kim Possible Piss story. Anyone got a screenshot or link 🤦🏻♂️?
Steve Buscemi gets you all the Sandler movies 👍🏻
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Steve Buscemi gets you all the Sandler movies 👍🏻
Back to Back in Utah Sunday and Monday... For some reason
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Back to Back in Utah Sunday and Monday... For some reason
A plane hitting a building in NYC was pretty unsettling in 2006 until we got more information
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
A plane hitting a building in NYC was pretty unsettling in 2006 until we got more information
Browns win on Sunday and they're 2 games back with 5 to play lmao
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Browns win on Sunday and they're 2 games back with 5 to play lmao
AFC North is not a serious division in 2025
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
AFC North is not a serious division in 2025
Not sure it was the right call but I'll take it... Dray hitting him in the face too 🤦🏻♂️
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Not sure it was the right call but I'll take it... Dray hitting him in the face too 🤦🏻♂️
And then they stopped getting him the ball in the second half after he went nuclear in the 2Q
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And then they stopped getting him the ball in the second half after he went nuclear in the 2Q
Fair enough... I tagged you and then saw a bunch of other people bitching on the timeline
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Fair enough... I tagged you and then saw a bunch of other people bitching on the timeline
Because of the molten part or the lead part???
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Because of the molten part or the lead part???
He just said the Milky Way though
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
He just said the Milky Way though
Do you think it's a coincidence Microsoft started using A-Punk for their bullshit AI commercials since you've been on hiatus?
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Do you think it's a coincidence Microsoft started using A-Punk for their bullshit AI commercials since you've been on hiatus?
Did he know cause he had also been shot?!??!
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Did he know cause he had also been shot?!??!
Hell yeah brother... -A sad Texas voter
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Hell yeah brother... -A sad Texas voter